[Copypasta] Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you

twitchquotes: Kripp if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here", and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
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March 2014
Kripp

Classic

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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoā€™s mom

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, this is Pogoā€™s mom. I noticed you havenā€™t been picking my son for your team in gym class. Pogo has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnā€™t make it easy on him when you reroll and say, "Weā€™re never taking Pogo". I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Pogo has mech synergy and can be combined into one big Pogo if you have 3! Why donā€™t you try being a bit more inclusive?
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February 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp's old channel description

twitchquotes: Did you know Kripp and Krippi are the first to kill Diablo with Hardcore characters on Inferno? Kripparrianā€™s channel features end game coverage of Hearthstone, Diablo, Warcraft, Guild Wars 2, and other games. All played at the most hardcore and competitive levels possible, live every day!
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May 2017
Kripp

If that's not his knee then wha...

twitchquotes: If that's not his knee then wha... oh my... Kappa
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February 2015
Kripp

Everyone please STOP SPAMMING

twitchquotes: Everyone, please STOP SPAMMING, it is very INCONSIDERATE of the folks who are trying to have REAL CONVERSATIONS. Plz no copy pastarino Frappaccino-mochaccino-capuccino, macarino Eddie Pasterino pepperoncino kakaino poopieino peepeeino dickarino assarino skillswiperino salterino bad-luckerino Al Pacino with his dongerino in San Bernardino.
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May 2014
Kripp

Hey Kripp, Dan from HearthArena here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Dan from HearthArena here. Just wanted to let you know we have some updates to our policy for sponsored content. Instead of saying "that guy's deck was crazy", we now suggest our partners use the phrase, "wow, that guy must have used HearthArenaā„¢ to get a deck like that!" We're grateful for your continued participation and hope you have a nice day.
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September 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

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