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God I wish Winston was real
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God I wish Winston was real. I want him to sit on my face with his furry ass. I want him to yell "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" as he thrusts into me. I want him to spam "OH YEAH" when we're finished. God if Blizzard made life-sized cutouts of Winston I would buy them all for myself and keep them in my basement for my pleasure. God I wish Winston was real.
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As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen
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As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen, I begin to contemplate reality. What truly has substance in this realm of technology, avarice and sin? What is our future, if not a blank, hollow nothing, rife with silence and strife? 
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Valiant calls Shanghai
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HELLO SHANGHAI ๐ 
IT'S THE VALIANT ๐ WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE ๐
IT'S THE VALIANT ๐ WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE ๐
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Use this ๐ if you disagree for the banning of this ๐
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Use this ๐ if you disagree for the banning of this ๐ on Overwatch and other e-sports. Itโs the okay sign for godโs sake. And it means 9 in sign language. ๐
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Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?
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So I says to my friend, I says, "Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?". He replies, "You should check out MoonMoon on Twitch. He go hard". I come watch this stream only to find medium octane gaming. What a grotasque, lecherous hag my friend is.
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