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I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face
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I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face and suffocate me and gives me no mercy, I want her to squash my head with her gigantic thighs like a hand squashes a tomato. Just knowing that she is able to do that brings me to the brink of orgasmic relief, but I know she won't smash my body with her arms hugging me like the bear emote. Fuck, why does she have to be a video game character, I want Blizzard to make sex dolls, I would buy out all the Zarya models and keep them for myself
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Switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter
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I'm new to Overwatch so sorry if I sound like a noob but... does anyone know how to switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter? I want to use what the pros use. Thanks!
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HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM
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HELLO 911 ๐ JAKE IS IN MY ROOM ๐ HE HAS A PULSE BOMB ๐ WHATS THAT? ๐ ILL BE OKAY? ๐
HELLO 911 ๐ JAKE IS IN MY ROOM ๐ HE HAS A PULSE BOMB ๐ WHATS THAT? ๐ ILL BE OKAY? ๐
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Valiant calls Shanghai
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HELLO SHANGHAI ๐ IT'S THE VALIANT ๐ WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE ๐
IT'S THE VALIANT ๐ WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE ๐
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Saying C9 at the end of every round
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I'm one of the people who say C9 at the end of every round I admit we know what a C9 is but it's just funny to say all the time <3 That's all (^:
I'm one of the people who say C9 at the end of every round I admit we know what a C9 is but it's just funny to say all the time <3 That's all (^:
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