[Copypasta] This is exactly why I LOVE Twitch chat

This is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparian, this is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva. I have started working overtime at the power plant, and your sister Tatyana has gone to Berlin to sell her body to Kraut swine for money. We do all this to pay for your "Stoned Heart of the Cards" game. Please win tournament and send us rubles soon, so our family can be together again.

twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

Iron Man

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ascii art

September 2021

I enjoy the Kar98k.

twitchquotes: I enjoy the Kar98k. It is my favorite weapon in PUBG. When I get a headshot, I think to myself ”yes”. When I get shot in the head, I think to myself ”no”.

twitch chat

January 2018

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

This is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency

twitchquotes: Hi this is agent Kappachino from the Kappa

agency. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing Kappa

agents will be dispatched to donger this stream

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

Quibi is shutting down

twitchquotes: Quibi is shutting down. What’s the fuckin point anymore? Now what am I supposed to do when I go to a restaurant and they tell me my table won’t be ready for another eight minutes? How am I supposed to pass those eight minutes using a cell phone and internet connection without quibi exclusive content only available on quibi? Where else can i get “quick bites” of content streaming directly to my mobile phone for viewing on the go? As if 2020 wasn’t bad enough now I can’t watch any more murder house flip, the show where they renovate houses where human beings have lost their lives at the hands of their loved ones and sell those houses to rich cosmopolitan couples looking to move out of the city? What’s the point? I for one am not “content” with the current state of the “content”

twitch chat

October 2020

[Copypasta] This is exactly why I LOVE Twitch chat

This is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva

Hearthstone

Iron Man

I enjoy the Kar98k.

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

This is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency

Quibi is shutting down

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