Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.
Iโd brandish my obsidian knife at them and theyโd be compelled to approach. โThatโs very cool,โ theyโd say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. Theyโd shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. โBut as it is volcanic glass, itโs very fragile, you see, and isnโt well-suited for use as a weapโโ and then Iโd hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.
Iโd brandish my obsidian knife at them and theyโd be compelled to approach. โThatโs very cool,โ theyโd say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. Theyโd shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. โBut as it is volcanic glass, itโs very fragile, you see, and isnโt well-suited for use as a weapโโ and then Iโd hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
Guys I am worried after what my homie did
twitchquotes:Guys I am worried after what my homie did. Me and my homie were bored one day so we got together and always said no homo. We adopted 2 kids and have spent 1 year together and we are engaged and getting married. So one day I am feeling horny and I go to my homie and we fuck, it's good, and I said no homo. 6 minutes in I notice his socks aren't on and then it hits me, he didn't say no homo I am shocked. I asked him to say no homo but he ignored me. Is he gay? Am I gay? How do I tell the kids that?
Guys I am worried after what my homie did. Me and my homie were bored one day so we got together and always said no homo. We adopted 2 kids and have spent 1 year together and we are engaged and getting married. So one day I am feeling horny and I go to my homie and we fuck, it's good, and I said no homo. 6 minutes in I notice his socks aren't on and then it hits me, he didn't say no homo I am shocked. I asked him to say no homo but he ignored me. Is he gay? Am I gay? How do I tell the kids that?
T U C K F R U M P brofist edition
twitchquotes:โญโฉโฎ ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ Hey F R U M P, here's a " T U C K " for you. โญโฉโฎ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ