[Copypasta] 4Head balance cans

I was born with glass bones and paper skin

twitchquotes: haHAA

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. haHAA

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August 2017

Attention Twitch Chat. Kappa IS BEING REMOVED

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ATTENTION TWITCH CHAT. Kappa

IS BEING REMOVED BY NAZI ADMINS. PLEASE SPAM Kappa

SO THEY DO NOT REMOVE THE EMOTE. ItsBoshyTime

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February 2016

Kripp

Ebolus enchantus

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October 2014

Kripp

AITA for slapping a stand-up comedian who dissed my wife?

AITA for slapping a stand-up comedian who dissed my wife? Okay, little background. My (53M) wife (50F) has a medical condition called Alopeca Areata, which basically means she has excessive hair loss, and is currently bald. My relationship with my wife wasn't stable over the years, and I've caught her cheating on me multiple times, but we've pulled through. Anyway, we went to an awards show and usually there is a comedian who hosts the show and makes jokes at everybody (in a good way). The comedian was a guy we know (and he knew us), and we had a really good time. At one point, he mentioned me and my wife and I was happy he acknowledged us. But then, he took a jab at my wife about her condition, which I thought was way out of line, but I laughed out of embarrassment. My wife, on the other hand, was not laughing at all and rolled her eyes. At that moment I knew I had to stand up for her. I got up on stage, smacked the sh*t out of the guy, and went back to my seat. The comedian was shocked and really wasn't expecting my reaction. He wanted to keep talking about my wife but I shouted at him to stop. Usually I don't curse, but I was really pissed about the whole situation. My friends could see I was upset and during the break they came to comfort me, but other people think I'm the asshole. What do you think?

April 2022

Am I The Asshole?

Will Smith Slap

Reginaldo

twitchquotes: hi mi name is regi i live from canada i walk 200 miles to get to computer in alaska to play lgend league because iwant be pro player like qqpie and cumshotgg pls no coffee papapino dunkacino pasterino.

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July 2014

HotshotGG

[Copypasta] 4Head balance cans

I was born with glass bones and paper skin

Attention Twitch Chat. Kappa IS BEING REMOVED

Ebolus enchantus

AITA for slapping a stand-up comedian who dissed my wife?

Am I The Asshole?

Will Smith Slap

Reginaldo

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