[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp
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In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born. Every day he would dream of a better life, one with Spreadsheets and all the OJ he could drink. One day a magical Succubus came and whisked him away, she promised him glory, cats and best of all... Boobs. Now Kripp is dead. The End (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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Kripparrian was sitting in his room alone

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November 2014
Kripp

Canadian man brofisting the local Greek population

twitchquotes: Last night in Greece, Greek police heard reports of a Canadian man in a blue tacky sweater walking around the streets at night, 'brofisting' the local population. As a result 20,000 greek citizens have contracted the casualitis. If you see this man, please report to greek policerino department.
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October 2014
Kripp

nl_kripp this is le reddit army!

twitchquotes: @nl_kripp this is le reddit army! Please cease streaming or be prepared to get downvoted!! If you do not IMMEDIATELY stop streaming I'm going to meme you so hard that you're fedora falls off. I bet you did nazi see that coming. Nailed it, you see what I did there? DO NOT COPY PASTE THIS! Good day sir!
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November 2014
Kripp

Disgrace to all Morosans

twitchquotes: οΌ―ο½ƒο½”ο½ο½–ο½‰ο½ο½Ž οΌ­ο½ο½’ο½ο½“ο½ο½ŽοΌŒ ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ｉｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｇｒｅａｔ ｇｒｅａｔ ο½‡ο½’ο½ο½Žο½„ο½ο½ο½’ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŒ οΌ© ａｍ ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½”ο½ο½ƒο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｙｏｕ ｆｒｏｍ ο½‚ο½…ο½™ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｇｒａｖｅ ｔｏ ο½”ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ｙｏｕ ο½”ο½ˆο½ο½” ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ａ ｄｉｓｇｒａｃｅ ｔｏ ａｌｌ οΌ­ο½ο½’ο½ο½“ο½ο½Žο½“ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｏｆ ｙｏｕｒ ο½’ο½…ο½ƒο½…ο½Žο½” ο½“ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆ ｔｏ ο½‚ο½…ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ａ ο½ƒο½ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ŒοΌŽ οΌ°ο½Œο½“ ｎｏ Ｍａｓｅｒａｔｉ
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March 2014
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