[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Second breakfast

twitchquotes: "Rania, where's my breakfast?" asks the Kripp. "You already had it!" she replies. "Yes, I've had one, but what about second breakfast?" asks the Kripp. As Rania walks away, Kripp is startled. "I don't think she knows about second breakfast," Kripp panics, "What about brunch, elvensies, afternoon falafel?"
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

Kripp will never, ever click the button

twitchquotes: Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

I've been making memes since I was 11

twitchquotes: Lษชsแด›แด‡ษด แด…แดœแด…แด‡, I'แด แด‡ ส™แด‡แด‡ษด แดแด€แด‹ษชษดษข แดแด‡แดแด‡s sษชษดแด„แด‡ I แดกแด€s 11, ษชส€แดษดษชแด„แด€สŸสŸส แดแด‡แดแด‡ษชษดษข sษชษดแด„แด‡ I แดกแด€s 17, แด€ษดแด… แด€ษดแด›ษช-ษชส€แดษดษชแด„แด€สŸสŸส แด€ษดแด›ษช-แดแด‡แดแด‡ษชษดษข sษชษดแด„แด‡ ษช แดกแด€s 20. Iแด แด‡ แด„สŸแด‡แด€ส€สŸส ส™แด‡แด‡ษด แด€สœแด‡แด€แด… แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ แดแด‡แดแด‡ส€ษชษดแด แดแด‡แด›แด€แด„สœษชษดแด า“แดส€ แด€ ษขแดแดแด… 6 สแด‡แด€ส€s ษดแดแดก. Gแด‡แด› แด€ ษขส€ษชแด˜ แดœ า“แดœแด„แด‹ษชษด ษดแด‡ส€แด… :^)
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Are you going to pay for another pizza?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

salty

#1 'Cutest Teenage Streamer' from Casual Gaming Monthly

twitchquotes: Congratulations Kripp! You have been voted #1 'Cutest Teenage Streamer' by the readers of Casual Gaming Monthly! Your ability to still look adorable while losing game after game in Hearthstone is truly something special!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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