[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp
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Saving up salt for a trip to Greece to touch the Kripp

twitchquotes: I want to touch the kripp, I tell myself. I save up my salt for years to get a trip to greece. I ring the dong bell and out the comes the border kripp face, I smell the aroma of salt and prosterinos. In his hand is a ornate salt shaker and one of reynads 15 guitars. He shoots me in the face with a fireball saying "Assume they have fireball, cause they do have fireball" from that day foward Ive never washed my face again.
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September 2014
Kripp

Salt Down Zone

twitchquotes: Attention: Thank you for coming to Kripp Aryan's show! The greatest show on Earth! Please, those of you in rows 1-8 must be aware you are in the "Salt Down Zone". If you do not want to be sprayed with salt, please see attendant. We have complimentary ponchos. Enjoy the show!.
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April 2015
Kripp

Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes

twitchquotes: Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Tavern Brawl. Now I remember why I fell asl... ResidentSleeper
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November 2016
Kripp

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Hearthstone

Mythological Topdecking Skills

twitchquotes: Eแดœส€แด‡แด‹แด€, Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชแด€ษด! I แด€แด Pแด‡ส€ษชแด‹สŸแด‡s Tแด‡sแด›ษชแด‹สŸแด‡s, Rแด€ษดษชแด€'s า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€. Wแด‡ แด€ส€แด‡ so สœแด€แด˜แด˜ส sสœแด‡ สœแด€s า“ษชษดแด€สŸสŸส า“oแดœษดแด… แด€ ส™แด‡แด€ส€แด…แด‡แด… แดแด€ษด wษชแด›สœ แดสแด›สœoสŸoษขษชcแด€สŸ แด›oแด˜แด…แด‡cแด‹ษชษดษข sแด‹ษชสŸสŸs แด€ษดแด… แด€ sษชแดขแด€ส™สŸแด‡ แดoแดœษดแด›แด€ษชษด ษขษชแด€ษดแด›! Kแดœแด…os แด›o สoแดœ แด€ษดแด… แด˜สŸs ษดo แด€ษดษขส€ส cสœษชcแด‹แด‡ษด แด›แด‡แด›ส€แด€แดขแดขษชษดo.
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March 2014
Kripp

Why are you rank 9?

twitchquotes: โ”Œ| โ—” โ–ƒ โ—” |โ” UH KRIPP..... why are you rank 9? โ”Œ| โ—” โ–ƒ โ—” |โ”
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December 2014
Kripp
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