[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp
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EU is a 3rd world country

twitchquotes: Kripp pls make up with papa so u can go to the doctors, you cannot get help in a 3rd world country AKA the EU pls come back to NA where we have doctors
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ†๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŽ ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผฅ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŽ ๏ผก ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝŒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝˆ๏ฝš๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ผŽ
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December 2014
Kripp

Subscribers pay for our entertainment

twitchquotes: แ••เผผ โ€ขฬ ใƒฎ โ€ขฬ€ เผฝๅ‡ธ Hey SUBS, YOU PAY FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT Kappa แ••เผผ โ€ขฬ ใƒฎ โ€ขฬ€ เผฝๅ‡ธ!!!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

plebs vs subs

Brofist and crofist

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, I am a lawyer and I represent StrifeCro. I notice that your 'brofist' is strikingly similar to StrifeCro's 'crofist'. Given that StrifeCro owns the 'fisting' patent, I request that you immediately cease and desist from 'brofisting' any more subs, or my client will take you to court. Yours sincerely, Eddie Barristerino.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Jarnitro's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Dearest Kripparian, Jarnitro here. I am so confudido about how i lost that game. Please use your masterino of top deckarino to teach me how to win this game. I will be your fettucinni pepperoni boy forever.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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