[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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My mobile phone gets hot if you spam

twitchquotes: pls don't spam. i'm watching on my mobile phone and it gets very hot if you spam so my hands get burned. if you don't want my hands to get burned stop spamming pls
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

Salt Down Zone

twitchquotes: Attention: Thank you for coming to Kripp Aryan's show! The greatest show on Earth! Please, those of you in rows 1-8 must be aware you are in the "Salt Down Zone". If you do not want to be sprayed with salt, please see attendant. We have complimentary ponchos. Enjoy the show!.
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Hello Mr. Morosan! This is the salt truck driver

twitchquotes: เผผ อ โ€ข ู„อœ โ€ข เผฝ สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แดส€. แดแดส€แดsแด€ษด! แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ sแด€สŸแด›-แด›ส€แดœแด„แด‹-แด…ส€ษชแด แด‡ส€. ษช'แด สœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›แด แด…แด‡สŸษชแด แด‡ส€ สแดแดœส€ แดส€แด…แด‡ส€ แด๊œฐ 69 แด›แดษดs แด๊œฐ แดฉแดœส€แด‡ sแด€สŸแด› ๊œฐส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ ๊œฐแด€แดแดแดœs sแด€สŸแด›แดษชษดแด‡ "รผส™แด‡ส€แด‹รคแด‹แด‡ษดแด‹แดแด›แดขษด" ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ แด€สŸแดฉs. ษช๊œฐ สแดแดœ'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด แดส€แด…แด‡ส€ แดแดส€แด‡ sแด€สŸแด›, สŸแด‡แด› แดแด‡ แด‹ษดแดแดก! ษขแดแดแด…ส™สแด‡ sษชส€! เผผ อ โ€ข ู„อœ โ€ข เผฝ
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Dear Kripp, This is Twitch CEO Dick McPeenballs

twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

New brofisting trend

twitchquotes: ใƒฝ( อกยฐโ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกยฐ )๏พ‰ Kripp, it's me Papparrian. Your mother and I are very disappointed in this new 'brofisting' trend you've picked up on. We can only suspect it's due to you being around the succubus for too long. Please come home we miss you. No copypasterino cappuccino pizzarino pepperoni papa johns.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
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