[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hey, Mr. Morosan, this is Mike from Video Playground

twitchquotes: Hey, Mr. Morosan, this is Mike from Video Playground, the adult marketplace. You've been ignoring my calls about your outstanding debt of $12.99 for Big Vegan Balls IV. I'm not here to shame or embarrass you for your taste in husky, sweaty man love, but I've got a business to run, and I wouldn't be able to provide you with the entertainment you frequently enjoy if I didn't get paid. Please don't make me revoke your platinum membership.
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

The emergency surgery of Sandeep was a critical failure

twitchquotes: ๏ผข๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผซ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผง ๏ผฎ๏ผฅ๏ผท๏ผณ๏ผšTสœแด‡ แด‡แดแด‡ส€ษขแด‡ษดแด„ส sแดœส€ษขแด‡ส€ส แดา“ Sแด€ษดแด…แด‡แด‡แด˜ แดกแด€s แด€ แด„ส€ษชแด›ษชแด„แด€สŸ า“แด€ษชสŸแดœส€แด‡! Exแด˜แด‡ส€แด›s แด€ส€แด‡ แดกแด€ส€ษดษชษดษข สŸแดแด„แด€สŸs แด›แด แด‡แด แด€แด„แดœแด€แด›แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ แด€ส€แด‡แด€ แด€s แด€ sแด›แดส€แด แดา“ แด€ษดแด€สŸ-sแด‡แดกแด€ษขแด‡ ษชs แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›แด แด‡ส€แดœแด˜แด› า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ ส€แด‡แด„แด›แดœแด แดา“ Sแด€ษดแด…แด‡แด‡แด˜!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

VIVA LE MEME

twitchquotes: Clearly one of the largest, most daunting issues we face in modern day society is the threat of losing our rich culture of GLORIOUS MEMES which will be abandoned, lost, fogotten, and misunderstood in the future. We must enjoy the memes while they're still here to be embraced. VIVA LE MEME เผผ ใค โ—•_โ—• เผฝใค
twitch chat
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Kripp

Too salty for table salt

twitchquotes: Kripp, when you have dinner with Reynad, do you even need table salt?
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
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