[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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The tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty? I thought not. It’s not a story the streamer would tell you. It’s a Salt legend. Darth Kripparian was a Dark Lord of the Salt, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create salt… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he couldn't even keep the cards he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be salty.
twitch chat
April 2017
Kripp

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

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NA is so ba... I should brush my teeth

twitchquotes: SMOrc NA is so ba... SMOrc maybe i should brush my teeth SMOrc NA is s... SMOrc maybe i should floss SMOrc fk give me dentures SMOrc
twitch chat
April 2016
Kripp

Classic

EU vs NA

Let's snipe

twitchquotes: "PARFAIT!", says the Chief of the French Police. "We now have ze best one! Come my friend, together we can stop ze terrorists! Welcome to our ZNIPER TEAM!!". A smile appears on HufferNudes face. "Let's snipe".
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

I want to be Kripp's knee

twitchquotes: οΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž οΌ© ｓｅｅ Ｋｒｉｐｐ＇ｓ ο½‹ο½Žο½…ο½…οΌŒ οΌ© ο½—ο½ο½Žο½” ｔｏ ο½Œο½‰ο½ƒο½‹ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‹ο½Žο½…ο½…οΌŽ οΌ© ο½—ο½ο½Žο½” ｔｏ ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½… ο½‰ο½Ž ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‹ο½Žο½…ο½…οΌŽ οΌ© ο½—ο½ο½Žο½” ｔｏ ｂｅ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‹ο½Žο½…ο½…οΌŽ οΌ© ο½—ο½ο½Žο½” ｔｏ ｂｅ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‹ο½Žο½…ο½… ο½†ο½’ο½…ο½…οΌŽ οΌ°ο½Œο½…ο½ο½“ο½… ｎｏ ｃｏｐｙ ο½ο½ο½“ο½”ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ ο½„ο½ο½Žο½‡ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½οΌŽ
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March 2014
Kripp

boo every1 im Gohst!!!

twitchquotes: boo every1 im Gohst!!!!!!! holds up ecto-spork my name is spooky but u can call me t3h GoHST P3ngin3 oF sp00kyness!!!!!!!! b00!…as u can see (0r cant iM inVIsible) im very Sp00key!!!! thats why iM came here, 2 HauNT random ppl like you! _… im 13,000 years old (im S00key 4 my age doe) i like 2 bee Sp00key like Salad F1ng3rs w/ my GirlGHostFr1nd (im bi-ectoplasmic if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite Way 2 Sp00k!!! bcuz its SOOOO Creepy!!!! shes sp00kEY 2 of course s0 w3 want 2 HaunT random ppl =) like they say the more GohSTS the sP00OkYER!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make Y0U ScarED so give me lots of wAYS 2 Sp00k U out!!!!!
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October 2014
Kripp
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