[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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VROOM VROOM Motor bike guy

twitchquotes: οΌ¨ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½ οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ Ｍｏｔｏｒｂｉｋｅ Ｇｕｙ ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½…οΌŽ οΌͺｕｓｔ ο½—ο½ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½„ ｔｏ ο½“ο½ο½™οΌš β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌΆοΌ²οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ­ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌΆοΌ²οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ­ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌΆοΌ²οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ­οΌ΅ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌΆοΌ²οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ­ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌΆοΌ²οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ­ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌΆοΌ²οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ―οΌ­
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp

I am wondering if you are selling cat meat

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Morosan. Hello. I am wondering if you are selling cat meat. I hear from reliable swords that you cook cat regular. Please give me some, I give you my wife. Thank
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp

It's not TOP totem, it's BOTTOM totem

twitchquotes: Kripp... In the cultures that use a totempole it's the ones on the bottom that have the most respect and are generally elders/seers. The top of the pole are the scrublords that barely deserve the recognition. So top totem is INCORRECT. It's BOTTOM totem.
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp

This guy's veganism is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ This guy's veganism is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy vegetables can't win against fruits like that” β˜‘ "He needed PRECISELY those two cucumbers to win" β˜‘ β€œHe bought the only tomato that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect eggplants β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could cook” β˜‘ β€œI ate that perfectly”
twitch chat
May 2017
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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