[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp
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Kripp I am a young beautiful Korean girl

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด, ษช แด€แด แด€ สแดแดœษดษข ส™แด‡แด€แดœแด›ษชา“แดœสŸ แด‹แดส€แด‡แด€ษด ษขษชส€สŸ (>โ€ฟโ— )โœŒ แด€ษดแด… ษช แดกแดแดœสŸแด… แดŠแดœsแด› สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด สŸแด‡แด› สแดแดœ แด‹ษดแดแดก แด›สœแด€แด› ษช แดกแด€แด›แด„สœ สแดแดœ แด‡แด แด‡ส€ส แด…แด€ส แด€ษดแด… ษขษชษขษขสŸแด‡ แด›แด แดสsแด‡สŸา“ ส™แด‡แด„แด€แดœsแด‡ แดา“ สœแดแดก ษขแดแดแด… สแดแดœ แด€ส€แด‡ แด€แด› ษขแด€แดแด‡s โ™กโ€ฟโ€ฟโ™ก ษช สœแดแด˜แด‡ แดษดแด‡ แด…แด€ส สแดแดœ แด„แด€ษด แด›แด‡แด€แด„สœ แดแด‡ sแดแดแด‡แด›สœษชษดษข ( อก~ อœส– อกยฐ)
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Every game is equally pointless

twitchquotes: Every game is equally pointless. You can't put this *** on a resume or anything, so what does it matter if you play online chess or LoL? Unless you're a professional and making mad cash off the game, it doesn't matter what you play.
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August 2014
Kripp

A card game that requires an intense amount of skill

twitchquotes: Nice job kripp! You won at a card game that requires an intense amount of skill. I pray that my sons will be like you and win card games with the amount of skill that you win with! If not I'll sacrifice them to RNGesus and pray that they are decent and competent enough to be as incredible as you!
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February 2015
Kripp

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Tired of getting Sniped?

twitchquotes: Tired of getting Sniped? No problem! Here at Sniper Deflectorsโ„ข we can shield your Arena Queue from incoming Snipers with our new patent-pending SniperShieldโ„ข Technology! Our shield will bounce incoming sniper shots right back to the sniper-guild recruiter (definitely not DRIVEZY), causing them to effectively Snipe themselves! Buy 24/7 protection now for only $24.99/month!
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August 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripparrian is Illuminati Confirmed

twitchquotes: Kripparian's true name is Octavian. Octavian is derived from the Latin word for 8. Latin was the language of Rome. Rome fell to Barbarians. Kripp played a Barbarian. Barbarian is 9 letters. Kripparrian is 11 letters. 9/11. Kripparrian is Illuminati Confirmed.
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February 2015
Kripp
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