[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔞 ℂℍ𝕆𝕊𝔞ℕ 𝕆ℕ𝔞 ℂð”ļℕ 𝕎𝕀𝔞𝕃ð”ŧ 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕊𝕎𝕆ℝð”ŧ ð”ļℕð”ŧ ℕ𝕆𝕋 ð”đ𝔞 𝕊𝕃ð”ļ𝕀ℕ ð”―ð•†â„ 𝟙𝟘𝕄𝕀ℕ ð”đ𝕐 𝕀𝕋'𝕊 ℙ𝕆𝕎𝔞ℝ. ð”ļℝ𝔞 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕋ℍ𝔞 ℂℍ𝕆𝕊𝔞ℕ 𝕆ℕ𝔞? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 ℙð”ļ𝕊𝕋ð”ļ ð”ļℕð”ŧ ð”―ð•€â„•ð”ŧ 𝕆𝕌𝕋!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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EU is a 3rd world country

twitchquotes: Kripp pls make up with papa so u can go to the doctors, you cannot get help in a 3rd world country AKA the EU pls come back to NA where we have doctors
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

New brofisting trend

twitchquotes: ãƒ―( ͡°╭͜ʖâ•Ūͥ° )ïū‰ Kripp, it's me Papparrian. Your mother and I are very disappointed in this new 'brofisting' trend you've picked up on. We can only suspect it's due to you being around the succubus for too long. Please come home we miss you. No copypasterino cappuccino pizzarino pepperoni papa johns.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Kripp will come in your room tonight

twitchquotes: hello my name is Kripp, i died to a top deck 10 rounds ago. unless u send this to copy and paste this 10 times, i will come in your room tonight and whine at you. i look like a 35 year old vegan without any luck. i will show up every night you have seven min to post it or else.
twitch chat
December 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

CNN reports on Reynad in Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: āžž;Âī āžŽāšķ ۝ āžŽāšķ āž― Attention twitch chat. CNN is reporting popular Hearthstone streamer Andrey "REYNAD" Yanyuk attempted to hang himself after a disappointing weekend of tournaments. Luckily he ran out of rope before he could finish the cowardly act. āžž;Âī āžŽāšķ ۝ āžŽāšķ āž―
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp

Hafu is more hardcore than Kripp

twitchquotes: Kripp, I'm disappointed in you. Your chat is out of control and you don't even care. Your veiwers are the most pathetic scum on Twitch. Even worse, Hafu is a more hardcore player than you. Are you even trying anymore? Whatever, I'm going to go watch Reynad or Trump, you useless bag of ***.
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp
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