[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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At first glance, I was skeptical about PUBG mobile

twitchquotes: At first glance, I was skeptical about PUBG mobile, but I got to hand it to Kripp, he changed my mind. I do not usually play mobile games, but this one was an exception. Well played to you Mr Kripp, you got me hooked and I am loving every second of it.
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

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PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

twitchquotes: Hey my name is Henry Dongerman I lost my pet donger. Here's a picture of him [แ•™เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•—] if you can help find him I would be eternally grateful he means the world to me. Mr. Mittens is his name if it helps share this around and pray to lord donger to help find him. His favorite song is แ•™เผผเบˆู„เบˆเผฝแ•— HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER แ•™เผผเบˆู„เบˆเผฝแ•— so try playing that he may come
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Diablo 2 is a top down shooter from the 1800s

twitchquotes: Hi Octavian, I've been watching your stream for some days now and I really enjoy it! Actually no, I hate it. You think you're always right when you play that cardgame and now you're playing some topdown shooter from the 1800's, dude grow up. Kid ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ๏ผ’ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ผŸ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ผŽ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ผ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ… ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ‰๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ผŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ† ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ” ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™๏ผŒ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ผ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Kripp's streaming checklist

twitchquotes: *stretch* โ˜‘ "mmmm kay" โ˜‘ "yeah alright" โ˜‘ "fuckin A" โ˜‘ "if he drew anything else I would've won" โ˜‘ "how's this guy SO LUCKY?" โ˜‘ "TOPDECK FLAMESTRIKE, YEAP" โ˜‘ "topdeck into topdeck into topdeck, yeah that's how you get 12 wins guys" โ˜‘
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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