[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Parrot is just of new cat

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs สแดแดœส€ ส™แด‡sแด› า“ส€ษชแด‡ษดแด… แด˜แด€ส€ส€แดแด›. ษช sแด‡แด‡ สแดแดœ ษขแดแด› ษดแด‡แดก า“ส€ษชแด‡ษดแด… แด„แด€แด›, แด›สœแด€แด› แดแด€แด‹แด‡s แดส ส™แด‡แด€แด‹ แด€แด„สœแด‡ แด€ษดแด… า“แด‡แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€ sสœษชแด แด‡ส€. ษช แดแด€แด‹แด‡ ส€แด€ษดษชแด€ sแด‡xส ส™แด‡แด… sแดแดœษดแด… ษชา“ สแดแดœ แด„แดแดแด‡ สœแดแดแด‡. แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ ษดแด แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด า“สŸแด€แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชษดแด า“แด‡แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€ษชษดแด
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Chinese characters wave

twitchquotes: ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅฃซๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅฃซๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆ
twitch chat
April 2016
Kripp

Hey Kripp, it's me Tom from VeganHub Enterprises

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, it's me Tom from VeganHub Enterprises. I am sorry to say that your "VeganHub account" has expired and will need to be renewed. We suggest you try our "VeganHub Premium account" subscription. You can watch videos in 1080p ,60 fps, costs $12.99 and lasts you a year. You will also get exclusive access to videos such as, "Young Cob gets plowed", and , "Two lettuces, 1 knife". Since you are a loyal customer you will get a 10% discount this time.
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

Salt season pass

twitchquotes: Kripp, this is Don salteroni from Sodium enterprises, we would like to remind you to renew your season pass as soon as possible if you would like to continue receiving daily shipments of table salt, best regards Don salteroni. pls no PJSalt
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Terminating your casual account

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp this is BLIZZARD, remember how we gave you every card...golden! Just to get you to legend. And you're stuck at 9? Its the end of the season Kripp... were gonna have to terminate your casual account.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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