[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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United States of America is now known as West Iran

twitchquotes: The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still forcing murlocs and hardstuck at 7k MMR. "Still never lucky, huh old friend..." I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside...
twitch chat
February 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Hey guys a little bit sick today

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper Hey guys a little bit sick today ResidentSleeper kinda tired cuz I didn't sleep well ResidentSleeper gonna be another short stream ResidentSleeper we're going to clear up some dallies on the free accounts first ResidentSleeper we'll do some arena later ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
October 2015
Kripp

"Why does chat hate me?" Cybrix wonders

twitchquotes: Pizza. Pizza. The chat's hurtful words haunt Cybrix at night as he sleeps on his bed of bagel bites. "Why does chat hate me?" he wonders. One day he gets on Mumble and finds the chat no longer hates him. Because it turns out even an obese pizzabator is more tolerable than Rick.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Absence of the "legendary" card back

twitchquotes: ( เฒฐ ฤนฬฏ เฒฐเณƒ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMidโ„ข here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( เฒฐ ฤนฬฏ เฒฐเณƒ )
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Making poops of different shapes

twitchquotes: Sแดแดแด‡แด›ษชแดแด‡s แดกสœแด‡ษด I แด˜แดแดแด˜, I แดœsแด‡ แด›สœแด‡ sสœแด€แด˜ษชษดษข แด€แด›แด›แด€แด„สœแดแด‡ษดแด› า“ส€แดแด แดส แดสŸแด… PสŸแด€ส Dแดสœ า“แดœษด sแด‡แด›. I แด˜สŸแด€แด„แด‡ ษชแด› แดษด แดส แด€ษดแดœs, แด€ษดแด… แดแด€แด‹แด‡ แด˜แดแดแด˜s ษชษด แด…ษชา“า“แด‡ส€แด‡ษดแด› sสœแด€แด˜แด‡s. Tสœแด‡ส€แด‡'s ษดแดแด›สœษชษดษข sแด›ส€แด€ษดษขแด‡ แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›สœแด€แด› แด€แด› แด€สŸสŸ. I'แด แด€ษด Aแดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€ษด, สŸษชแด ษชษดษข ษชษด Aแดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€, แด€ษดแด… ษชา“ I แดกแด€ษดแด› แด›แด สœแด€แด แด‡ แด˜แดแดแด˜s sสœแด€แด˜แด‡แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ sแด›แด€ส€s, I สœแด€แด แด‡ แด‡แด แด‡ส€ส ส€ษชษขสœแด› แด›แด. Tสœแด‡ า“แดแดœษดแด…ษชษดษข า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€s แดกแดแดœสŸแด… สœแด€แด แด‡ แดกแด€ษดแด›แด‡แด… ษชแด› แด›สœแด€แด› แดกแด€ส.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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