[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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One mouse to rule them all

twitchquotes: Three mice for the Diablo 3 players under the sky, Seven for the Hearthstoners in their halls of stone, Nine for Path of Exile doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Greece where the Shadows lie. One mouse to rule them all, One mouse to find them, One mouse to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Jeff from History class last semester

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Jeff from History class from last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of famous celebrity hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Brian? He was a T H I C C boy. xD You are such a dog. It's cool to see you again. Hit me up sometime!
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May 2017
Kripp

Kripp and Tony Gambino Casino in Reno

twitchquotes: ษขแดแดแด… แด…แด€ส แดแด„แด›แด€แด ษชแด€ษด, แด€สŸ แด˜แด€แด„ษชษดแด สœแด‡ส€แด‡, แด„แด€สŸสŸษชษดษข ษชษด า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ แด›แดษดส ษขแด€แดส™ษชษดแด แด„แด€sษชษดแด ษชษด ส€แด‡ษดแด. ษช'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ สแดแดœ แด€ษดแด… สแดแดœส€ แด˜แด€แด˜แด€ส€ส€ษชษดแด แด›แด sแด›แด€ส€ ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ สŸแด€แด›แด‡sแด› แดา“ แดส แด›ส€ษชแด แดา“ ษดแด‡แดโ”€แด˜แดส€ษดแดส€ษชษดแดs, "า“ษชสŸษชแด˜ษชษดแดโ”€สŸแด€แด›ษชษดแดs sสœแดแด ษชษดษข แดŠแด€สŸแด€แด˜แด‡ษดแดs แดœแด˜ แด›สœแด‡ษชส€ แด˜แด‡แด‡โ”€สœแดสŸแด‡s เซฉ,"แด…ษชส€แด‡แด„แด›แด‡แด… ส™ส ฯ™แดœแด‡ษดแด›ษชษด แด›แด€ส€แด€ษดแด›ษชษดแด. ษขษชแด แด‡ แดแด‡ แด€ แด„แด€สŸสŸ, แด€แดษชษขแด
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Diablo 2 is a top down shooter from the 1800s

twitchquotes: Hi Octavian, I've been watching your stream for some days now and I really enjoy it! Actually no, I hate it. You think you're always right when you play that cardgame and now you're playing some topdown shooter from the 1800's, dude grow up. Kid ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp will never, ever click the button

twitchquotes: Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

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