[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp
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This guy's veganism is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ This guy's veganism is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy vegetables can't win against fruits like that” β˜‘ "He needed PRECISELY those two cucumbers to win" β˜‘ β€œHe bought the only tomato that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect eggplants β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could cook” β˜‘ β€œI ate that perfectly”
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May 2017
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Life is good

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Stay positiveγƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Kripp is excellent (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Chat is excellent γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Kitty is soft (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Life is good (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ_)
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December 2014
Kripp

HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž BabyRage HELLO BLIZZARD πŸ“ž BabyRage I WANT TO REPORT A BUG πŸ“ž BabyRage MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
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February 2017
Kripp

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I am contacting you as a representative of the NSA

twitchquotes: Hello Mr. Octavian Morosan. I am contacting you as a representative of the NSA. Recent reports say that you are playing a children's card game and spilling PJSalt everywhere. The PJSalt is clogging our network and blocking our abilities to spy on you and the rest of Canadaland. I am going to have to ask you to stop the salt as it is a threat to national security. Please don't copy paste this official document. This is serious.
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September 2015
Kripp

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At least you have a life

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Kripp, you may suck at Hearthstone but at least you have a girlfriend. I bet these people beating you have no life (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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December 2014
Kripp
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