[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone 2

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I want to tell you about a terrible experience I had. I'm quite a nice guy but I've had a rough time lately. Kripp said I was a "Mind-blowingly bad hunter" or something like that. This made me a bit sad, but it got worse though. Kripp then said "This guy is a garbage human being", and he said that I'm "a super shit person". I don't know why this guy was being so toxic towards me. He seemed to be a grown man living in a palace, but he hated me so much and he's never even met me. :(
twitch chat
July 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

I just spotted an inconsistency

twitchquotes: Wait a minute. I just spotted an inconsistency. Could this be the work of the CIA? Look closely... below the stream. "10,000 viewers". What the heck? There's only 7 million people in the world, how could there possibly be 10 million viewers right now?
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Vegan Propaganda

twitchquotes: KKona Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"
twitch chat
July 2016
Kripp

Classic

How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly

twitchquotes: Kripp! Its Andrew from that college party last year. Man I haven't seen you in forever! How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly after beating up that defenseless hooker?!
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers

twitchquotes: ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Ν‘β—‰Ω„Νœ Ν‘β—‰ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡ γƒ½ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½οΎ‰ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨δΉ( β—” ΰ±ͺβ—”)ㄏ─=≑Σ((( γ€β—•Ω„Νœβ—•)぀ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡β”Œ(Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)β”˜(ΰΈ‡ Ν  Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡α•™ΰΌΌβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½α•— Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packβ„’ bag of Dongers. ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Ν‘β—‰Ω„Νœ Ν‘β—‰ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡ γƒ½ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½οΎ‰ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨δΉ( β—” ΰ±ͺβ—”)ㄏ─=≑Σ((( γ€β—•Ω„Νœβ—•)぀ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡β”Œ(Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)β”˜(ΰΈ‡ Ν  Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡α•™ΰΌΌβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½α•—
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp
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