[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

twitchquotes: I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, โ€œWhy, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?โ€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โ€œHuh?โ€ but he kept cutting me off and going โ€œhuh? huh? huh?โ€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.
twitch chat
July 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Every E-Sport needs their clown

twitchquotes: Every E-Sport needs their clown. We are privileged to have someone like Kripp in the Hearthstone community.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

I need you Kripp, love Trump

twitchquotes: Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, สแดแดœ สœแด€แด แด‡ ษดแดแด› ษขษชแด แด‡ษด แดแด‡ สแดแดœส€ sแดา“แด›, แด›แด‡ษดแด…แด‡ส€, สŸแดแด ษชษดษข ษชษด sแด สŸแดษดษข.... Yแดแดœ แดœsแด‡แด… แด›แด แด›แดแดœแด„สœ แดแด‡ ษชษด แดกแด€สs ษดแด แดษดแด‡ แด‡สŸsแด‡ แด„แด€ษด. Tสœแด‡ แด›สœษชษดษขs สแดแดœ แด„แดแดœสŸแด… แดแด€แด‹แด‡ แดแด‡ า“แด‡แด‡สŸ I แดŠแดœsแด› Kreygasm... ษช ษดแด‡แด‡แด… สแดแดœ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜. Sแดแดแด‡แด›ษชแดแด‡s ษช สœแด€แด แด‡ แด›แด ษชแดแด€ษขษชษดแด‡ ส€แด‡แด„แด‡ษชแด ษชษดษข สŸแดแด แด‡ แดŠแดœsแด› แด›แด วซแดœแด‡สŸสŸ แด›สœแด‡ แดœส€ษขแด‡s. ษช ษดแด‡แด‡แด… สแดแดœ ษชษดsษชแด…แด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, สŸแดแด แด‡ แด›ส€แดœแดแด˜
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Kripp should change his name to hl_kripp

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporatedยฉ. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Donger Song

twitchquotes: I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ and every time its loweredโ”Œเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝโ” I cry and start to whine โ”Œเผผ@ู„อœ@เผฝโ”But never need to worry เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผฝ my Donger's staying strong ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰A Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! แ•ฆเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•ค
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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