[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
More Kripp Copypastas

Hating on Kripp's fistbump sub greetings

twitchquotes: krippFist *** 'fistbump' emotes? Are you shitting me? You have become everything you ridiculed in the past.Every time you reach out your hand to your webcam and lower your voice there is a strong cringe feeling overflowing me like a zoo lock overflows the board. I really didn't care for all the hate you got before for streaming HS all the time since I quite enjoy the game myself. But this retarded crap is too much for me to bare. Goodbye Octavian we had a good run, will keep checking the sub to see if you repented from your sellout ways and returned to the true Kripp self. See you. krippFist
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

sellout

Naxx beta key on Kripp's Pornhub profile

twitchquotes: ๏ผฎ๏ผก๏ผธ๏ผธใ€€๏ผข๏ผฅ๏ผด๏ผกใ€€๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผด Iษดา“แดส€แดแด€แด›ษชแดษด แดษด สœแดแดก แด›แด ษขแด‡แด› แด€ า“ส€แด‡แด‡ Nแด€xx แด‹แด‡ส แด›แด แด‡ษดแด›แด‡ส€ ส™แด‡แด›แด€ แด„แด€ษด ส™แด‡ า“แดแดœษดแด… แดษด Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชแด€ษด's แด˜แดส€ษดสœแดœส™ แด˜ส€แดา“ษชสŸแด‡ (แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€ แด›สœแด‡ สœษชษขสœสŸษชษขสœแด›แด‡แด… แด„แด€แด› แด ษชแด…แด‡แด). Gแด‡แด› ษชแด› วซแดœษชแด„แด‹สŸส ส™แด‡า“แดส€แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ส แด€ส€แด‡ แด€สŸสŸ ษขแดษดแด‡, แดษดสŸส 463 ษดแด€xx แด‹แด‡สs สŸแด‡า“แด›
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Kripp's MALDHAWK

twitchquotes: Late last year, we were on an expedition to find the rarest hairstyle of them all.. the "MALDHAWK" A combination of MALD and a hawk nest, it combines the fluidity of middle aged male pattern baldness to a contrast of dead rats. Much to our chagrin, we found it April 13th, 2020, on a morose Canadian gypsy's stream. He had over 10k viewers at the time of writing this
twitch chat
April 2020
Kripp

Going face was the correct play

twitchquotes: Breaking News: Popular vegan salt miner kripparian was found dead this morning after both of this meat starved dogs ate his face while he was sleeping. Officials are saying that circumstances lead them to believe that "going face was the correct play". More at 11
twitch chat
January 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Sparkle the spam away

twitchquotes: (๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง SPARKLE THE โœฟ*โˆ—หตโ•ฐเผผโœชแ—œโœชเผฝโ•ฏหตโˆ—*โœฟ SPAM AWAY (๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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