[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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This is Papa Donger

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌα΄₯Ω„ΝŸα΄₯ ΰΌ½α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs α΄©α΄€α΄©α΄€ ᴅᴏɴɒᴇʀ. Κœα΄‡ α΄…Ιͺᴇᴅ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄€ ᴛᴇʀʀΙͺΚ™ΚŸα΄‡ α΄€α΄„α΄„Ιͺᴅᴇɴᴛ 5 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɒᴏ. α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ Ιͺs, α΄›Κœα΄‡Κ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴᴀɒᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ α΄„ΚŸα΄sᴇ ʜΙͺs ᴇʏᴇs α΄€Fᴛᴇʀ ᴅʏΙͺΙ΄Ι’. Κœα΄‡ ｉｓ α΄‘α΄€α΄›α΄„ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ʏᴏᴜ. ΙͺF ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴄᴏᴩʏᴩᴀsᴛᴇ α΄›ΚœΙͺs 5 α΄›Ιͺᴍᴇs Κœα΄‡ ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ sα΄›α΄‡α΄€ΚŸ Κα΄α΄œΚ€ Κ™α΄€Ι’ ᴏF ᴅᴏɴɒᴇʀs α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄‹Ιͺʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ. ΰΌΌα΄₯Ω„ΝŸα΄₯ ΰΌ½
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Al Pacino's dongarino sweat is tastarino

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! It's me, FrankerZ (from the pizzarino place). I'm back from my 600 second ban. I still have your faggarino pizzarino if you want it. Al Pacino's dongarino sweat dried up but it is still tastarino. Give me a call my number is 867-5309. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino mochaccino pistachio. Your friend- FrankerZ (from the pizzarino place).
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Gordon Ramsey, chef bloody extraordinaire

twitchquotes: Hello "Kripparrian", this is *** Gordon Ramsey, chef bloody extraordinaire. I hear you are starting a cooking show "Papparrian & Lil' Kripp's kitchen" and I would like to send you my special pasta recipe to get you started you lil fucker. cheers mate. Please no copy tagliolini, serious business
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November 2014
Kripp

Hello Children, this is Sandown's mother

twitchquotes: Hello Children, this is Sandown's mother, I am here to politely ask you all to stop making fun of my son. He has always had social problems and it really hurts his feelings when you guys make fun of him. I'm sure you will all be reasonable about this.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Hello, this is Kripp's red shirt

twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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