[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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Your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST

twitchquotes: Listen up you fucking assholes, your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST if it weren't for MTG, the fucking king of card games. It was the first and the best. Literally everything you love would not be here if Richard Garfield didn't create MTG in 1993. Pokemon, Yugioh, Hearthstone ALL WOULD NOT EXIST. So THINK TWICE next time you call this is a Hearthstone copy...
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

Popsicle burglaries

twitchquotes: Local police are baffled by a string of strange popsicle burglaries that have taken place over the past few days. The thief appears to be ignoring cash, jewelry, and other valuables, only taking sugary treats from the residents' freezers. Police have yet to apprehend the burglar, but have several reports of a suspicious lanky figure with poor hygiene seen near the crime scenes muttering about "value." Any further information on the popsicle bandit should be reported immediately.
twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

Krippler and the Donger people

twitchquotes: Krippler's aim is to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in the Twitch Metaverse. To this end, his foreign and domestic policies had the aim of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Donger people. Under Krippler's rule, in 1941 German forces and their European allies occupied most of Europe and North Africa.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

When a streamer complains it's seen as letting some steam out...

twitchquotes: WΚœα΄‡Ι΄ α΄€ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ α΄„α΄α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΙͺΙ΄s Ιͺα΄›'s sᴇᴇɴ α΄€s ΚŸα΄‡α΄›α΄›ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ sᴏᴍᴇ sᴛᴇᴀᴍ α΄α΄œα΄›. Bα΄œα΄› α΄‘Κœα΄‡Ι΄ KΚ€Ιͺᴘᴘ sα΄›Κ€α΄€α΄˜s α΄€ 30150-ALQAIDA ʙᴏᴍʙᴠᴇsα΄› α΄‘Ιͺα΄›Κœ Κ™α΄œΙͺΚŸα΄› ΙͺΙ΄ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴏɴᴀᴛΙͺᴏɴ α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄€ 15 ᴍᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴇxᴘʟᴏsΙͺᴏɴ Κ€α΄€α΄…Ιͺᴜs ᴏɴ ʜΙͺs α΄„Κœα΄‡sα΄› α΄€Ι΄α΄… ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʜΙͺs ᴑᴀʏ ᴛᴏ α΄›Κœα΄‡ BʟΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€Κ€α΄… HᴇᴀᴅQα΄œα΄€Κ€α΄›α΄‡Κ€s Κ™α΄‡α΄„α΄€α΄œsᴇ Κœα΄‡ ʟᴏsα΄› ᴛᴏ α΄€ PΚΚ€α΄Κ™ΚŸα΄€sα΄›... Κœα΄‡'s α΄„α΄€ΚŸΚŸα΄‡α΄… sα΄€ΚŸα΄›Κ?
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp is censoring his chat

twitchquotes: TheIlluminati Kripp is censoring his chat. Don't believe me? Look at this: Kripp is a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ. Kripp is β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ out to g2a. Kripp is a blizzard β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ TheIlluminati SPREAD THE TRUTH TheIlluminati
twitch chat
February 2017
Kripp
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