[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp
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Faeria created a strategy...

twitchquotes: Faeria created a strategy that revolved around sponsoring popular streamers without requiring any enjoyable gameplay. Trying to promote new and innovative games makes an overall stream more fun and compelling, but not bothering to explain the game and leaving the chat confused during the entire stream is not particularly fun or interactive.
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April 2016
Kripp

I hate myself and my life

twitchquotes: I hate myself and my life, but instead of improving either of those things, I'm drinking alone while watching a rich, balding vegan play children's card games for 15 thousand other losers FeelsBadMan
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July 2018
Kripp

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PETA must be alerted

twitchquotes: Last night at Greece's most prominent Red Light District, Kripp was seen pimping out Catarrian for very cheap. PETA must be alerted of this horrid cat prostitution ring hidden under this "Twitch streaming"
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Brazilian No. 1 Futbol Player Eduardo Pasterinho

twitchquotes: Wแด‡สŸสŸ แดแด‡แด› Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชแด€ษด! Iแด› ษชs I, Bส€แด€แดขษชสŸษชแด€ษด Nแด. 1 า“แดœแด›ส™แดสŸ แด˜สŸแด€สแด‡ส€ Eแด…แดœแด€ส€แด…แด Pแด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดสœแด. Aา“แด›แด‡ส€ แดส แด›แด‡แด€แด ษขแดแด› แดกส€แด‡แด„แด‹แด‡แด… ส™ส แด›สœแด‡ Gแด‡ส€แดแด€ษด แด›ส€สสœแด€ส€แด…s, I า“แด‡แด€ส€ า“แดส€ แดส แดŠแดส™. PสŸs สœแด‡สŸแด˜ ส™ส แด…แดษดแด€แด›ษชษดษข sแด€สŸแด› แดส€ แด›แดแด˜แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ษชษดษข แดส sแด€สŸแด€ส€ส. PสŸs ษดแด แด„แดแด˜แด€ แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดสœแด
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

twitchquotes: ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ฝ”๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ‡๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ•๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ผŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Classic

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