[Copypasta] Russkis of Easterino

twitchquotes: Guten tag mutterfugers. Das ist Gestrud Hitlerino of 1945. We are in need of assisterino for defeating the Russkis of Easterino. If you would lend your Mods to assisterino, we would be danke and one with stream. Please no copy seig heil pasta
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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I like to drink my milk

twitchquotes: I like to drink my milk<เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ> I do it all the time ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ and every time I drink itโ”Œเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆ โ” Kripp starts to scream and whine โ”Œเผผ@ู„อœ@เผฝโ” But never need to worry เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผฝ my Bones are staying strong ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ
twitch chat
September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed

twitchquotes: Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed where a breathless Hafu is waiting. She takes hold of his hand and whispers, "It's ok, I broke up with Jake." He squeezes her hand, let's go, squeezes again, "You're the best female arena player...," Kripp says dejectedly, "But I made a vow to Rania to never love another woman." Hafu runs her hands lovingly down his cheek, "You're not cheating," she whispers, "I'm really Amaz."
twitch chat
September 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation

twitchquotes: โ€œThis guy's vape is CRAZY!โ€ VapeNation โ€œMy vape can't win against a rip like thatโ€ VapeNation "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" VapeNation โ€œHe ripped the only vape that could beat meโ€ VapeNation "He ripped the perfect vapes" VapeNation โ€œThere was nothing I could doโ€ VapeNation โ€œI vaped that perfectlyโ€ VapeNation
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp

VapeNation

The emotion of the topdeck, the salt of the defeat

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp remember you don't play for the gold or for the wins, you play to feel the emotion on the topdick, the PJSalt on the defeat, you live for the BM, because you can be one with your cards, but mostly because at least through the match you're free. plz no linguini
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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