[Copypasta] Russkis of Easterino

twitchquotes: Guten tag mutterfugers. Das ist Gestrud Hitlerino of 1945. We are in need of assisterino for defeating the Russkis of Easterino. If you would lend your Mods to assisterino, we would be danke and one with stream. Please no copy seig heil pasta
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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Hey Kripp, how's it going, Hero Academy 2 Dev here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, how's it going, Hero Academy 2 Dev here. We noticed that your salty streams are interesting and entertaining. To fix this issue, we have decided to offer you money to play our very uninteresting and boring card game that is clearly a clone of Hearthstone. We look forward to future business with you and hope that you can sellout out a little bit more in the future. ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

salty

Nobody will copy my tiny pasta

twitchquotes: FeelsBirthdayMan ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵐʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵃ FeelsBirthdayMan
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May 2016
Kripp

1 v 1 me on RUST!

twitchquotes: Listen here, you scrublords: swiggety-swaggety-swoo is the bee's knees! Now if you disagree, I'll napalm your house m8! Get rekt! 1 v 1 me on RUST! Subscribe or I'll quick scope you non-blud. Puff puff puff 420 blaze--everyday!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent

twitchquotes: What chat is glossing over with this "misplay" is the 4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent. He's making the opponent think he's a terrible player, and therefore more likely to make bad choices, when in reality he's playing against Kripparian the master of salt, and salty plays. He's a real wiz at juking people in a children's card game.
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

Chairarrian's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Hᴇʏ Kʀɪᴘᴘ, ɪᴛs Cʜᴀɪʀᴀʀʀɪᴀɴ. I ᴄᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴠᴇʜɪᴄʟᴇ,ɪ ᴄᴀɴᴛ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴅɪʀᴛɪᴇʀ.
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp
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