I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his cum in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated. He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it. 327. Iโll never forget that number. And every day at school, he would talk about this. It was always during lunch my sophomore year of high school, too..so it was extremely unnecessary. He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but weโd always threaten to move tables so heโd stop. He was really one of those people who needed attention constantly. Aside from those times at lunch, he was a completely normal dude. Likeโฆeven after class weโd ask him about that stuff and be like โdude, what was with that cum stuff at lunch,โ and heโd always look at us like we were crazy and say โwhat the hell are you talking about?โ Iโll never forget that classmate. His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever at my previous high school. He was a one of a kind guy. His name was Norman Reedus.
I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his cum in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated. He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it. 327. Iโll never forget that number. And every day at school, he would talk about this. It was always during lunch my sophomore year of high school, too..so it was extremely unnecessary. He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but weโd always threaten to move tables so heโd stop. He was really one of those people who needed attention constantly. Aside from those times at lunch, he was a completely normal dude. Likeโฆeven after class weโd ask him about that stuff and be like โdude, what was with that cum stuff at lunch,โ and heโd always look at us like we were crazy and say โwhat the hell are you talking about?โ Iโll never forget that classmate. His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever at my previous high school. He was a one of a kind guy. His name was Norman Reedus.