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Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here
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Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!
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Kripp
sellout
Classic
7/11 was a part time job
7/11 was a part time job Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading PjSalt.EXE
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading " 
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Kripp
salty
I WANT TO TOUCH THE KRIPPARRIAN
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Kripp
This guy's painting is CRAZY
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āThis guy's painting is CRAZY!ā āMy drawing can't win against a painting like thatā "He NEEDED precisely those colors to win" āHe drew the only scene that could beat meā "He had the perfect brush"
āThis guy's painting is CRAZY!ā āMy drawing can't win against a painting like thatā "He NEEDED precisely those colors to win" āHe drew the only scene that could beat meā "He had the perfect brush"
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Kripp