[Copypasta] Somebody I used to know

twitchquotes: I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
twitch chat
March 2015
I used to be a real ad
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It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane

twitchquotes: Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimane’s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.
twitch chat
May 2020
Pokimane

Simps

This guy's chat is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: ☑ “This guy's chat is CRAZY!” ☑ “My mind can't bear seeing retards like that” ☑ "He NEEDED precisely those two copypastas to infuriate me" ☑ “He pasted the only ASCII that could annoy me” ☑ "He used the perfect emotes" ☑ “There was nothing I could do but ignore” ☑ “I copied that perfectly"
twitch chat
November 2014

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Yup, it's gamer time!

twitchquotes: No women: check. No leftists: check. No minorities: check. Yup, it’s gamer time!
twitch chat
April 2019

How is depression real?

twitchquotes: HahHaHahAhHAHA How the fuck is depression real? Just be happy 4Head
twitch chat
May 2019

If two virgins fuck...

If two virgins fuck and take each other's virginity, shouldn't they still have one each? Because, think about it... The definition of take is to capture and receive something, like, if little Bob got 10 dollars and I rudely took it from him, he'd most likely cry, but I'd also gain 10 dollars since I took 10 dollars from him, no? Shouldn't it be the same with virginity, but hopefully, just without the crying? You take a virginty and lose one in the process, so it should be plus-minus zero, I should still have one virginty left? So if I only fuck virgins, will I be a virgin forever? And can I have multiple virginities if I take from other virgins?
September 2021
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