[Copypasta] Somebody I used to know

twitchquotes: I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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March 2015
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Dance party

░░┌──┐░░░░░░░░░░┌──┐░░ ░╔╡▐▐╞╝░░┌──┐░░╔╡▐▐╞╝░ ░░└╥╥┘░░╚╡▌▌╞╗░░└╥╥┘░░ ░░░╚╚░░░░└╥╥┘░░░░╚╚░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░╝╝░░░ DANCE PARTY ░░┌──┐░░░░░░░░░░┌──┐░░ ░╔╡XX╞╝░░┌──┐░░╔╡XX╞╝░ ░░└╥╥┘░░╚╡XX╞╗░░└╥╥┘░░ ░░░╚╚░░░░└╥╥┘░░░░╚╚░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░╝╝░░░░░░░░░░
November 2014

Garfield

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September 2019

My pasta is really just not salty enough

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I just finished writing my most recent copypasta, but it needs something else and I was wondering if you can help. My pasta is really just not salty enough and needs some PJSalt. Pls help me finish my masterpiece.
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December 2014
Kripp

A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once

A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like he’s really tall and large but the guy couldn’t be more than 5’4”. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said “The required information is in the lab directions” but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadn’t even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology I’ve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldn’t find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
March 2022
Jerma985

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