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I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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I used to be a real ad
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Mods, can you please confirm that this was an original photo taken by OP
Mods, can you please confirm that this was an original photo taken by OP, otherwise this post should be removed as per subreddit policy. There is no further context provided here, how do we know that they didn't find this picture somewhere else? This directly affects our enjoyment of the post.
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So my boyfriend loves to play dota 2
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So my boyfriend loves to play dota 2 and is very immersed in twitch culture and this has extended to his everyday conversation. It seems like he can't go one sentence without using one such twitch "meme", like "pogchamp", "omegalul", "monka s", "bible thump", or "monka giga". I am fine with him watching twitch and enjoying his video games but honestly it's quite embarassing when we are talking to someone in public and he just randomly busts out a twitch "meme". It's so cringey and all my friends think he's weird. And don't even get me started on the random japanese phrases (he's white...) I swear this sounds like a meme post but i promise this is my real life ;___;
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My mom took away my Xbox
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My mom took away my Xbox. This is the saddest moment in my life. The most pain and unimaginable suffering I have ever felt before. Have I been a bad boy? Is that why she did what she did? I donāt know. I have so many questions. I also have depression because of lack of Xbox. I canāt play Minecraft. I love Minecraft so so much, itās my favorite game in the entire world. Why would she take such joy and happiness away from me? Does she think I do bad things on there? If so, she should know that I join good Christian Minecraft servers only. Thatās it.... I give up. I canāt fr*cking take another painful second of this anymore. This torture is what has been depressing me for so long. I swear to h**k, Iāll get that Xbox back if it kills me.
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I apologize, as my English is rather substandard
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I apologize, as my English is rather substandard
At what whereabouts were you when the popular browser video game Club Penguin shut down?
I was in mine place of residence, when my communications device informed me that someone wanted to contact me.
"Club Penguin, the popular browser MMO has shut down."
"I disagree"
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I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk
I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of implanting wires in monkey brains and being the supreme leader of Mars. People say to me that a person being a multi-billionaire CEO is impossible and Iām a fucking Twittard but I donāt care, Iām the richest man on Earth. Iām having a plastic surgeon install a Tesla HUD, StarLink terminal and a crypto mining rig on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me āTechnoking of Teslaā and respect my right to manipulate dogecoin prices. If you canāt accept me youāre a muskophobe and need to check your unionized worker privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.