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I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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I used to be a real ad
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PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK
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PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK 3 can: I can easily stack 3 of these stupid cans, even 4 And that is absolutely none of your business.I can stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not. 4 ME DrinkPurple.
PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK 3 can: I can easily stack 3 of these stupid cans, even 4 And that is absolutely none of your business.I can stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not. 4 ME DrinkPurple.
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old"
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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No longer afford drugs after playing Star Wars Force Arena
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(sponsored viewer): My dad has been struggling with drug addiction for the last 20 years. After I showed him this game, he can no longer afford drugs! Thank you Star Wars™: Force Arena! 
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A concerned Christian parent writes to Imaqtpie
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Hello Mr. 'Cute the Pie'! I am a concerned Christian parent, who caught my son Lil' Johnny watching your SMUT, and if you dont COVER YOUR DONGER IMMEDIATELY, you will be reported to the authorities! DO NOT copy and paste this!
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Daddy, where do dongers come from?
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(=◕ل͜◕=) Daddy, where do dongers come from? (=◕ل͜◕=) ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉYou see, little dong, when a donger and a dongerina dong together, the dong of the donger releases thousands of small dongs, which dongs the dongerina. 9 dongs later, the dongerina goes through a dong process, which finally raises a donger. ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ
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