[Copypasta] Terminating your casual account

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp this is BLIZZARD, remember how we gave you every card...golden! Just to get you to legend. And you're stuck at 9? Its the end of the season Kripp... were gonna have to terminate your casual account.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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Hey Kripp, it’s me Jimmy from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, it’s me Jimmy from high school. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Dustin really miss you. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

Classic

Tanner from High School

Walk down isle to Space Jam and merry Hafu

twitchquotes: Hello kripp, I am psychic peter pasterino who can predict the futurino. I have mind visioned that in 5 years you will walk down the isle to Space Jam and topkiss your bride, Hafu. There were many Well Mets and toasts with OJ. If you wish for this to come true, though, you must proclaim your true love for her soon before it is too laterino.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ο½ˆο½•ο½Žο½”ο½ο½’ο½„ ｉｓ ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½†ο½•ο½“ο½…ο½„οΌŽ ο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½”ο½ο½‹ο½…ο½’ ｗａｓ ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ο½…ο½„ ο½”ο½•ο½’ο½Ž ο½ο½Žο½…οΌŒ ｂｕｔ ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½Žο½…ο½Žο½” ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½…ο½“οΌŽ οΌ₯ο½–ο½…ο½Ž ο½‡ο½’ο½…ο½…ο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½“ ο½”ο½’ο½ο½–ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½…ο½’ ο½ο½Žο½„ ｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄ ｄｏｇｅ ｃａｒｄ ｄｉｄ ο½Žο½ο½” ο½—ο½ο½Žο½Žο½…ο½’ο½…ο½„οΌŽ οΌ‘ ο½“ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½Œο½… ｔｅａｒ ο½’ο½ο½Œο½Œο½“ ο½„ο½ο½—ο½Ž ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ｆａｃｅ ａｓ ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½ƒο½…ο½„ο½…ο½“οΌŽ ｔｉｍｅ ｔｏ ｃｒａｆｔ ο½‡ο½ο½ˆο½šο½‰ο½Œο½Œο½οΌŽ
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Seagull

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ascii art
December 2015
Kripp

Times change...

twitchquotes: Laying on the ground, devastated by the news my beloved Kripp has joined TSM, a hooded figure approaches, kneels down, grabs me by the shoulder. β€œThis was not his destiny.” I said, holding back the tears. I look up, the stranger removes his hood and looks me in the eye, β€œTimes Change…” says Trump, as he pushes me to the ground. This wasn’t supposed to happen. BibleThump
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
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