Hey...We can be friends...and...I just don't think i can be in a real relationship for a while...Cause...How can you love someone if you dont love yourself heh...and...I do still love you...Just...It's weird yk...My feelings are all mixed right now and it's normal...and i just...I miss you...i really do... - @zonokito
Submitted by:Mikel Refugees
Ex Friend Break-up 2020
Hey...We can be friends...and...I just don't think i can be in a real relationship for a while...Cause...How can you love someone if you dont love yourself heh...and...I do still love you...Just...It's weird yk...My feelings are all mixed right now and it's normal...and i just...I miss you...i really do... - @zonokito
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of competitive gameplay, Flareon is undeniably the most useless Pokémon? While it does have an impressive attack stat of 130, which might be tempting for some people to use it, don't be fooled by that one stat alone, because the rest of its stats are a literal dumpster fire. I mean, do you really think you're going to sweep the Elite Four with a Pokémon that has an embarrassingly bad defense stat of 60, as well as a speed and HP stat of 65? The answer is no. Not to mention that Flareon couldn't even learn Flare Blitz until Generation VI, which sounds great until you remember that the move has recoil damage. Speaking of moves, what does this thing have that is considered useful anyway? Flamethrower, Lava Plume, and, well, that's pretty much it. That fact alone, along with Flareon's abysmal HP, speed, and defense stats that I mentioned earlier, means it will inevitably be the first Pokémon on your team to faint faster than you can say "Fire Stone," which will happen a lot unless you keep reviving it or swap it out for something else. To say that this fuzzy little turd deserves all the mockery and contempt it gets is an understatement too big to ignore. Honestly, the only way to make your Flareon actually useful is to kill it and skin its lifeless corpse for its fur. Why? Well, the reason is that its fur can be used to create a wide variety of beneficial products, like fur scarves, fur coats, pillowcases, towels, bedsheets, rugs, and reusable anus wipes. Its fur can retain high temperatures even after death, so you'll never suffer from hypothermia again. With its horrible stats and a nonexistent movepool, Flareon is the perfect definition of the word "useless."
Submitted by:Harry P. Ness
Flareon Sucks
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of competitive gameplay, Flareon is undeniably the most useless Pokémon? While it does have an impressive attack stat of 130, which might be tempting for some people to use it, don't be fooled by that one stat alone, because the rest of its stats are a literal dumpster fire. I mean, do you really think you're going to sweep the Elite Four with a Pokémon that has an embarrassingly bad defense stat of 60, as well as a speed and HP stat of 65? The answer is no. Not to mention that Flareon couldn't even learn Flare Blitz until Generation VI, which sounds great until you remember that the move has recoil damage. Speaking of moves, what does this thing have that is considered useful anyway? Flamethrower, Lava Plume, and, well, that's pretty much it. That fact alone, along with Flareon's abysmal HP, speed, and defense stats that I mentioned earlier, means it will inevitably be the first Pokémon on your team to faint faster than you can say "Fire Stone," which will happen a lot unless you keep reviving it or swap it out for something else. To say that this fuzzy little turd deserves all the mockery and contempt it gets is an understatement too big to ignore. Honestly, the only way to make your Flareon actually useful is to kill it and skin its lifeless corpse for its fur. Why? Well, the reason is that its fur can be used to create a wide variety of beneficial products, like fur scarves, fur coats, pillowcases, towels, bedsheets, rugs, and reusable anus wipes. Its fur can retain high temperatures even after death, so you'll never suffer from hypothermia again. With its horrible stats and a nonexistent movepool, Flareon is the perfect definition of the word "useless."
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of competitive gameplay, Flareon is undeniably the most useless Pokémon? While it does have an impressive attack stat of 130, which might be tempting for some people to use it, don't be fooled by that one stat alone, because the rest of its stats are a literal dumpster fire. I mean, do you really think you're going to sweep the Elite Four with a Pokémon that has an embarrassingly bad defense stat of 60, as well as a speed and HP stat of 65? The answer is no. Not to mention that Flareon couldn't even learn Flare Blitz until Generation VI, which sounds great until you remember that the move has recoil damage. Speaking of moves, what does this thing have that is considered useful anyway? Flamethrower, Lava Plume, and, well, that's pretty much it. That fact alone, along with Flareon's abysmal HP, speed, and defense stats that I mentioned earlier, means it will inevitably be the first Pokémon on your team to faint faster than you can say "Fire Stone," which will happen a lot unless you keep reviving it or swap it out for something else. To say that this fuzzy little turd deserves all the mockery and contempt it gets is an understatement too big to ignore. Honestly, the only way to make your Flareon actually useful is to kill it and skin its lifeless corpse for its fur. Why? Well, the reason is that its fur can be used to create a wide variety of beneficial products, like fur scarves, fur coats, pillowcases, towels, bedsheets, rugs, and reusable anus wipes. Its fur can retain high temperatures even after death, so you'll never suffer from hypothermia again. With its horrible stats and a nonexistent movepool, Flareon is the perfect definition of the word "useless."
Submitted by:anonymous
Flareon Sucks
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of competitive gameplay, Flareon is undeniably the most useless Pokémon? While it does have an impressive attack stat of 130, which might be tempting for some people to use it, don't be fooled by that one stat alone, because the rest of its stats are a literal dumpster fire. I mean, do you really think you're going to sweep the Elite Four with a Pokémon that has an embarrassingly bad defense stat of 60, as well as a speed and HP stat of 65? The answer is no. Not to mention that Flareon couldn't even learn Flare Blitz until Generation VI, which sounds great until you remember that the move has recoil damage. Speaking of moves, what does this thing have that is considered useful anyway? Flamethrower, Lava Plume, and, well, that's pretty much it. That fact alone, along with Flareon's abysmal HP, speed, and defense stats that I mentioned earlier, means it will inevitably be the first Pokémon on your team to faint faster than you can say "Fire Stone," which will happen a lot unless you keep reviving it or swap it out for something else. To say that this fuzzy little turd deserves all the mockery and contempt it gets is an understatement too big to ignore. Honestly, the only way to make your Flareon actually useful is to kill it and skin its lifeless corpse for its fur. Why? Well, the reason is that its fur can be used to create a wide variety of beneficial products, like fur scarves, fur coats, pillowcases, towels, bedsheets, rugs, and reusable anus wipes. Its fur can retain high temperatures even after death, so you'll never suffer from hypothermia again. With its horrible stats and a nonexistent movepool, Flareon is the perfect definition of the word "useless."
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Submitted by:anonymous
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Hey dude! aga
Aaaand let me hold dat. BOOYAH. It's over bro. I mean just vendor it. I'm dead. I'M DEAD. Lowkey. Go ahead and hold dat. [INDECIPHERABLE SCREAMING] Gee gees. He's looting crazy style. [chicken laugh] Yeah I signed the NDA so I have to keep playing this game for the next 3 years. BOOYAH! Here we go. Frock dat. Because frock dat. No cap. Motha sucka. waga
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Submitted by:emo666
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Submitted by:sillyguy
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Submitted by:classic submitter
this was supposed to be an twitch chat copypasta
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Submitted by:goober20830
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