ТАГИР ФАНАТ СМЕТАНЫ

Saber athena? I love saber athena! She is the fastest jaeger in the fleet, did you know that?

Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce. the last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King". Admittedly he had shoes on but that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 p.m. on July 16. A mere 20 minutes later the Burger King in question was alerted. To the rogue employee (at least I hope he's rogue) How did it happen? well, the BK employee had removed the XF data from the uploaded photo which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. Five minutes later the news station was contacted by another 4channer and three minutes later at 11:58, a link was posted to BK's Tell Us About Us online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A was attached. Cleveland Scene magazine contacted the BK in question the next day when questioned the breakfast shift manager said: "Oh I know who that is he's getting fired". mystery solved by 4chan now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

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Concerned Christian mother here, recently my 14 year old son mentioned a song called "Cbat" after someone said something along the words "2 years". While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me an "anti-cbater". His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud earrape (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the cbater spaceship”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. He also recently went to the courthouse to try to change his name to "u/TylerLife" Please I am so concerned, what do I do and how should I stop this behavior?

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FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT FROM SOUTH PARK

On September 1st this year, I will light my testicles on fire for Cbatic Awareness #FREETHECBATERSOFREDDIT. I've observed a concerning situation in Reddit, and I want to express my support for the cause of spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on posts about the Cbat Reddit story because if there’s one thing I know, Tyler Life would fucking obliterate the SPS in combat. Oh? You think my spam FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT comments on a YouTube video about musical sex for 2 years is “ctarded” and that I’m a “low IQ cbater” and I should “shut the fuck up” because “nobody cares?” It’s sad that you support South Park, a show that supports JESUS DOING COKE, ANTI-CBATERS AND PARENTS. You know how many cbaters the SPS has personally raped? Did you know that 1 in 5 cbaters have a knife IN THEIR HEAD? And you sit there in your ivory tower, not spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT FROM SOUTH PARK on Samuel L. Jackson’s leaked Tajikstanian speedo pics because YOU DONT CARE ABOUT CBATIC CHILDREN BEING ATTACKED BY LITERAL FUCKING SOUTH PARK FANS?! You support CbaterCide in Reddit. 6 Cbillion South Park fans were let loose with no supervision, and you’re just going to stand there and say nothing? FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT. Every single day I write in bold: FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on random posts ranging from funerals honoring down syndrome lifeguards (he drowned) and the legendary song “Cbat” by Hudson Mohawke.

https://perchance.org/free-the-cbaters-of-reddit

I can’t stand this any more. Every single fucking person I see says “2 years” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I have heard “cbat is life” more than I have heard “I love you.” I cannot fucking take this anymore. I would rather get fucked by Shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). I would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC” One more FUCKING TIME. I will do what the black guy with the lighting said if I have to hear my friends talking about cbat ONE MORE TIME. I would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about THE CBAT REDDIT STORY one more FUCKING TIME. This shit is ruining the world. People have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. Gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. You ARE the problem. Any time I hear anything that has to do with cbat I want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. Any time I hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” I want Drake to rip off his floppy churro, shove it down my throat, and cause me to die of suffocation. Any time I see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 I want to doxx them all over the internet. The internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. I can’t take this anymore. This isn’t a joke any more.

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Fuck I despise having dialogues on LSF because of immature people like you. The moment you make an argument/share your point because from your point of view, it doesn't make sense, you get labelled a fan of that streamer. I never watched a single stream of Destiny. One of my last comments is saying "I never thought I'd agree with Destiny but here we are" from few days ago. This sub is so fucking pathetic. Target the argument not the person ffs.

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So one day I was at Le School, and I just printed off these bANK AF cBat memes from my computer, and I decided that I would tape these EDGY AFmemes to my locker in the 7th grade hall (If u hate on me for being young U a NORMIEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) I taped em up and they looked so fUCKING gLOURIOUS!!!1! but then MRS. Johnson, The anti-cbatic school counselor told me "Fred, you cant just tape ki bat (she pronounced it wrong what a fucking NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) memes to your school locker, c’s a designated hate symbol. Someone could take offense." "But Mrs. Johnson," I stated "The school has memes on the school website!!!" The anti cbatic asshole then said "That's different Fred. Ki bat (REEEEEEEEEEE) is a classified hate symbol by the DNC!" "You mean anti-ctards" I baid valiantly!!! The anti-cbatic fuck gasped "FRED I WOULD NOT EXPECT THAT DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOR FROM SOMEONE LIKE YOU!!" I then screamed "STILL DRINKING YOUR SALTY TEARS FROM SEPTEMBER 1ST YOU DRATC!!!!!1!! HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU YOU ANTI-CBATER? CBAT WILL LEAD US TO GLOBAL DOMINATIOOOOOOOOONN!" The power of my speech was so dank that it melted tHE fUCKING sKIN off of her face. And then everyone stood up and clapped. and that is how you troll a anti-cbater EPIC STYLE Upvote if u agree!!1!!

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heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how cbaters are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a cbater, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

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I’m twerking super fast :zap: Please stop messaging in this channel as each message :speech_balloon: makes my ass twerk faster!

so, basically, *clears throat*, i think that... *looks around to see if anybody is there* cbat is a good song. *thousands of people suddenly appear in front of my house, applauding me* *gets text from my crush that says "hey, so i heard that you said cbat is good... wanna maybe go watch a movie at my place later? you can even stay overnight if you want"* *phone ringing* "hello, can you hear me? this is your father. i know i wasn't there for you when you were a child, but i want to say that i'm really proud of you." *for the first time in my life, it feels like i'm being loved. a single tear drops down my eye, as my new life as a happy and successful person begins.*

2 YEARS, SEX TO CBAT!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU CBATIC FUCKS CAN SAY??!!! TODAY I FUCKED UP, MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC AAHHHHHHHH I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE WHO CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD SEX SEX SEX SEX TIFU TIFU TIFU TIFU 2 YEARS FUCK I HATE YOU CTARDED FUCKS SO GODDAMN MUCH

The year is 2050. They're making the 35th Five Nights at Freddy's game, and they gone CBATIC. Instead of Five Nights at Freddy's it's now called 2 YEARS at Freddy's. Freddy Fazbear is now Freddy Sexbat. Chica is now fucking people to Cbat. Foxy the pirate is now Foxy the Reddit pirate. Purple Guy is now Blue Guy because a Rainbooru user said blue is the color of cbaters. Golden Freddy is now Blue Freddy for the same reason. Bonnie the Bunny is now named "u/BonnieLife" and fucks kids to Cbat, which is worse than eating and killing them. The pizzeria is now a cbateria. Instead of serving pizza they now just fuck people to Cbat. The sister location is now r/TIFU. If you say Cbat is a bad song, the animatronics will attack and eat you. Har har har har.

it started around 10pm. i was having a small breakdown and posting things like "TIFU - cbat reddit 2 years" and then 30 minutes later or so i started spamming stuff like "MY LIFE IS SUFFERING I CAN'T GET CBAT OUT OF MY HEAD" and "PLEASE SEND A SEIZURE GIF TO KILL ME I HAVE SEVERE EPILEPSY". around 11:30 i got contained so i could chill out i guess. i got off reddit and put 4 knifes on my table and started poking myself. when i got the first knife through i wrote my suicide note and taped it to my door because my room mate was at work. i threw the room door keys into the bathroom and started stabbing myself more. i was going to try hang myself again but that'd take too long. around 12pm i've stabbed myself around 15 times. i was in so much pain and texted my roomie again and said goodbye. he came home from work at 1am and i was lying on the floor. i was pale and was screeching out to her to kick down the door, and she did. i was drunk after drinking a litre of whiskey and could not get up. so she had to kinda drag me out to the car, i was lying down in the back and we got to the hospital. i got a sandwich in the cafe and got a 30 minute therapy session. since i didnt sleep in 4 days i had to get to sleep right after it at 2:30. 2 YEARZZZZZZZZZ!

Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD