[Copypasta] Canadaland

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp Papparrian here. Im very proud of you my boy. So I bought 5 packs of OJ for you. I also booted up P*****b for you so you can fap right away when you are home. I miss you very much. I hope you come back to Canadaland soon.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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Catarrian hungry

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Catarrian here. Far too long have I meowed and you've ignored my plea for food. Here you are bragging to everybody about the militant "vegan" that you are, yet you neglect animals. It's time everybody knows the truth meow so we can report your sorry Romanian *** to PETA.α•™ΰ»’(Λ΅οΏ£α΄₯οΏ£Λ΅)ΰ₯­α•—
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: Ｈｉ Ｋｒｉｐｐ ｉｔ＇ｓ οΌ§ο½’ο½ο½Žο½„ Ｗｉｄｏｗ οΌ¦ο½ο½…ο½’ο½Œο½‰ο½Žο½οΌŽ οΌ© ο½Žο½…ο½…ο½„ ａ ο½Žο½…ο½— ｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓ ｔｏ ο½Œο½…ο½ο½„ ｍｙ ο½ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½™ο½”ο½…ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ οΌ© ｗａｓ ο½—ο½ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｉｆ οΌ²ο½ο½Žο½‰ο½ ο½—ο½ο½•ο½Œο½„ ｂｅ ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½’ο½…ο½“ο½”ο½…ο½„οΌŸ οΌ© ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½’ο½„ ο½“ο½ˆο½… ｉｓ ａｎ ο½ο½ο½ο½šο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½•ο½ƒο½ƒο½•ο½‚ο½•ο½“οΌŽ οΌ΄ο½ˆο½ο½Žο½‹ο½“ ｆｏｒ ο½ο½“ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡οΌ οΌ«ο½Žο½…ο½…ο½Œο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｍｅ ο½—ο½ο½’ο½ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½οΌ
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

But then came Casualstone

twitchquotes: Know, O Chat, that before the rise of the Succubus, there was an Age undreamed of, where difficult bosses lay spread across the games - World of Warcraft, Diablo 3, Path of Exile. Hither trod Kripparrian, mightiest gamer in the land, to crush the bosses beneath his feet. But then came Casualstone.
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Exercise caution and stay away from the Subs

twitchquotes: SECURITY ALERT: A Romanian man, roughly 6'5", skeleton thin, with black hair and scraggly beard has been seen riding the NYC Sub train and violently "Bro-Fisting" passengers. He's accompanied by a short Asian man dressed as Hitler who reputedly cuts out the tongue of anyone who refuses to give him $5. Exercise caution and stay way from the Subs!
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether

twitchquotes: 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
twitch chat
September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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