[Copypasta] Kripp's chat is not raising enough dongers

twitchquotes: Dearest Kripparian, this is the Donger Police. We have inside information that states your chat has not been raising a sufficient amount of dongers. We are going to have to shut down your stream if you don't ask your chat to raise their dongers.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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My mobile phone gets hot if you spam

twitchquotes: pls don't spam. i'm watching on my mobile phone and it gets very hot if you spam so my hands get burned. if you don't want my hands to get burned stop spamming pls
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

What if we make Firelands Portal a common?

twitchquotes: "How did Kripp get 12 wins?" Ben Brode demanded at the board meeting. "You were supposed to be monitoring him, Charlie." "Sorry, I must've fallen asleep. He was streaming some boring action-RPG earlier today." Ben Brode frowned. "The salt shortage is cutting into our profits. We're going to need a solution, quick." Sarah raised her hand. "What if we make Firelands Portal a common?"
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August 2016
Kripp

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Summoning Kripp

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 OJ poured and candle lit, with this chant i summon Kripp 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

We will not go quietly into the night!

twitchquotes: We will not go quietly into the night! WutFace We will not vanish without a fight! WutFace We鈥檙e going to live on! WutFace We鈥檙e going to survive! WutFace Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! WutFace BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE 馃彞 WutFace _馃敧
twitch chat
February 2016
Kripp

Kripp gets in trouble exploiting Noz and jousting

twitchquotes: (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)" Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about your Noz deck and jousting exploit. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)
twitch chat
September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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