I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my ΓΌbernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Weather forecast for today, lots of salt
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γ½ο½γ½ο½γγ½γ½ο½γ½ο½γγ½γ½ο½γ½ο½γγ½γ½ο½γ½ο½γγ½γ½ΰΌΌΰΊ ΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎβ Κ·α΅α΅α΅Κ°α΅Κ³ αΆ α΅Κ³α΅αΆα΅Λ’α΅ αΆ α΅Κ³ α΅α΅α΅α΅ΚΈ - Λ‘α΅α΅Λ’ α΅αΆ Λ’α΅Λ‘α΅ γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎβ γ½ο½γ½ο½γγ½γ½ο½γ½ο½γο½γ½ο½γγ½γ½ο½
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salty
TO GET DROP YOU MUST PUT HAT ON
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TO 
GET DROP YOU MUST PUT HAT ON THE 
GET DROP YOU MUST PUT HAT ON THE
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Ultra EDM dance
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β(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-) β(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-) β(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-) β(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-)ββ(-_- )ββ(-_-)ββ(-_-) β(-_-)ββ(-_-)β
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Ultra
NOW WE MUTINY!
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[βΔΉΜ―ΰ² ]β― AND NOW WE MUTINY! ~~~~~~~[]=Β€Τ
[βΔΉΜ―ΰ² ]/
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Reynad
ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨ riot ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨
It's called empathy
Sometimes watching porn I like to pretend I'm the "woman" it's called empathy not homosexuality.