Hey, quandale Pringle here,
My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.
My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Titsa me, Mario!
Sigma male schedule
2:00 am- Wake up
2.05am-Cold shower
2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall
2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.
2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)
6:45am-cold shower
7:00am-begin sprint to work
8:00am-arrive at work
8:05am-get called into boss' office
8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"
8:10am-sprint back home
9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal
9:10am-edging(as punishment)
3:00pm- bed time
TOUCH IT KRIPP
twitchquotes:
β°Uβ―β(βΙ·β ) TOUCH THE DONGER KRIPP
twitch chat
Kripp
FNC, aka "Feed N' Cry"
twitchquotes:
FNC, aka "Feed N' Cry", are another contender in the LEC (Low Elo Clowns) , who are known for their fiesta gameplay and their captain, Rekkles, a KDA player who currently holds the League of Legends record for most times crying on stage after losing
twitch chat
Riot Games
League of Legends
OFFICIAL BRUH MOMENT
twitchquotes:
βEMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEMβ .β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β .β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β .β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY .β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β .β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β .β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β HAS ISSUED AN OFFICIAL .β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β .β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β .β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β π΄π΄BRUH MOMENTπ΄π΄
twitch chat