A Bow Gnar is a physiological phenomenon in which the Gnar at full Mana becomes firm with extra Armor, engorged with HP, and enlarged. Bow Gnar is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular, and endocrine factors, and is often associated with shapeshifter's bestialities, although Bow Gnar can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle, and direction of a Bow Gnar varies considerably between players.
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Hi Toast, this is Volibear's son
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Hi Toast, this is Volibear's son. Please Toast, could you give my dad some time off? I never get to play with him anymore ever since patch 9.14. I remember all the fun we used to have before he was so busy, he used to teach me chain attacks and always said "I never say no to a good ol cursed blade!". Whenever he comes home he seems too tired to play, his attack speed is 15% less! Since he left my mom's not been the same and she hits me, she'd never do this if my dad was here. Please Mr Toast.
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DisguisedToast
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You need a high IQ to understand Teamfight Tactics
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Teamfight Tactics. The intricacies of combat are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Kenjutsu most of the fights will leave those unprepared, dead and frustrated. Thereâs also the stealth aspects, which are deftly woven into the gameplay - this tactical approach draws heavily from Sun Tzuâs âArt of Warâ, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of the gameplay.
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Alright, ocean mage, I guess
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âAlright, ocean mage, I guessâ âHavenât picked moist magician in a while, letâs go wet wizard âhydro conjuror isnât that good, but alrightâ
âAlright, ocean mage, I guessâ âHavenât picked moist magician in a while, letâs go wet wizard âhydro conjuror isnât that good, but alrightâ
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Tides, you suffer another extremely unjust loss
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Once again, Tides, you suffer another extremely unjust loss. I have no idea why you keep losing game after game, even though you possess superb drafting and world-class champion decision making skills. Thereâs clearly something not right since you are the best player of Teamfight tactics.
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TidesOfTime
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Hey reckful, Akaliâs sensie here
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Hey reckful, Akaliâs sensie here. The way you always say how everyone is rolling for her. Itâs effecting her mental state a lot, she has the great ninja AND assassin Exodia synergy. However, with all the people throwing money and wanting her to pop off she is starting to feel like a prostitute. Her back is hurting from all the carrying and F(*#$ she is doing in every game. Please tell others to slow their roll and consider how their actions can hurt others self identity well being.
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Reckful