Have your heard of the popular hit game among us? Itโs a really cool game where 1-3 imposters try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the imposters to win. Itโs 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play.
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Among Us / Amogus
Classic
Among us has ruined a generation
Among us has ruined a generation. Everywhere I go, I see their divisor. It can't be stopped. I go shopping and I find among us mini figures. I look online for a better bin, and then I find a trash can with a red colour, and I can't stop myself saying "HAHA THATS A BIT SUSSY!" I look for champion clothes, but hold on- if you rotate the c it turns into- oh no... Gen Z wont stop saying a sentence without the word SUS in it. SOS? SUS. I go to Mcdonalds to cheer myself up, but while browsing through my phone, I find that a nugget in the shape of AMOGUS sold for over $1000 dollars,
I only wanted peace, but innersloth has become a bit sussy.
Among Us / Amogus
among us got banned at daycare
Fun fact among us got banned at the daycare where I work at
Turns out, you know how youtube has the autoplay thing ? Well one day the kids were watching among us songs on YT when autoplay changed it to the among us twerking video, 10 hour version to be exact, and ALL the kids tried twerking
So thats how among us got banned
Among Us / Amogus
Trolling My Dad's Office with Among Us (Office Series Part 6, Finale Part 3)
The other day, it was โtake your kid to work dayโ at my dadโs job. It was really epic and poggers because I got to skip school for it. As we were walking in, I couldnโt help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us. I asked my father, โIs this the Among Us but real??โ My dad replied โNo, son, this is the Pepsico corporate office.โ
As we entered the building, my dad said โSon, I have a lot of work to do today. You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor.โ He then entered the elevator and left. I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said โDoes anyone wanna play some Among Us?โ However, no one else wanted to play. I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. As I was walking down it, I found a door that was labeled โExecutive Meeting Roomโ. The door was unlocked, so I walked in and there were about 15 people in suits and ties around a table. They all looked up at me in confusion. One of them asked me โHey buddy, are you lost?โ I noticed that his nametag read โHugh Johnson, CFOโ. โDoes CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?โ, I asked. โNo, it does not. And where is your parent? Go back to the bottom floor young man!โ He was yelling at me. So I said โYouโre sus. I should eject you, Hugh Johnson. Do you have aโฆ HUGE JOHNSON?! Thatโs funny like Big Chungus, which is the Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes but a big rabbit!โ I laughed. Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said โWanna play some Among Us guys?โ
The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said โYoung man, go back to the first floor now!โ But the sexy woman I just couldnโt listen to as I admired her. โNo, because you have big tits.โ Her jaw dropped, and she said, โYoung man, this is an important meeting. Get the fuck out!โ She then used the intercom to call security. Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said โDo you like what you see?โ Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. โIโm so hot~~~~โ I said. The yelling got louder. I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldnโt find me. I quickly ran into the elevator and went down.
Trolling with Among Us
Among Us / Amogus
My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING
My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING ๐ฑ๐
Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff โบ๏ธ to my impostor body pillow, ๐ฑ but when I came, ๐ป I started floating, ๐ฑ and think I got teleported into the skeld. ๐ฎ I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.๐คค ๐ ๐ I immediately was transported back to earth, ๐ญ and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, ๐คช as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter ๐ช
โIM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTERโ
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me ๐คค but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. ๐๐๐โน๏ธ
She then said I was going to a magical place called the โmental asylumโ 
Iโm not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC ๐ฎ
Iโm not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC ๐ฎ