Ok everyone since you donβt listen when Iβm nice, Iβm going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (π€‘), a skull (π), or a nerd face (π€) isnβt funny. Itβs not cool, itβs not interesting, itβs annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular arenβt funny, theyβre RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak out truth.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.
This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefullyβ¦
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This is exactly why I hate Twitch chat
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This is exactly why I hate Twitch chat (Kripp specifically). This chat is pure, unadulterated, 100% stupidity. Nobody has a single unique, new thought, all spouting the latest meme after meme, that aren't even good. THIS is why I'm turning off chat and will just watch the professional gameplay. And I swear to god, if any of you copy and paste this, I'm deleting my account forever.
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To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iβm sorry I kept referring to Fredβs liberally mayoβd oven-roasted chicken sub as a βbukkake specialβ. Iβm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iβm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling βETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?β in the middle of a crowded restaurant.