[Copypasta] There are too many people that call themselves what they are not

There are too many people that call themselves what they are not, including on this very server. The design industry seems the worst, but I'm sure its the same in other professions. Everyone with 3 months of some Google class, suddenly calls themself an UI/UX Designer, while the craft (especially UX) takes years to develop. I also know a lot of professional designers that have 20+ years of experience, and still don't call themselves experts. Lucky for us, the professional market also sees through those fake designers. So, hone your craft, become better, and stop calling yourselves UI/UX Designers, when you are not. Or Full Stack Developer, when you only do HTML and CSS. Or Open Heart Surgeon, when you are only a masseuse.
July 2022
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twitchquotes: DIG is 0-2 down to TIP, in champ select for their next game -"If only QT was here" says Kiwi -Smoke appears and out steps Imaqtpie -He knocks out CoreJJ and instalocks Quinn, screaming 'SQUAAK!' - QT feeds his ass off and DIG lose 0-3
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You kids call that a copypasta?

twitchquotes: You kids call that a copypasta? What do you whippersnappers even know about shitposting? You just go to that Twitch Quotes website and copy any kind of crap that is posted there every minute. Well let me tell you: back in my day, we used to craft our own copypasta by hand, full of love and care, using only the freshest memes from Kripp's stream, then shared it with everyone. We didn't simply copy any crap that appeared on our screens. And don't even think of copying this you lazy millenials.
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Daga Kotowaru (I refuse)

โฃผโ €โ €โขปโ ฟโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃ’โ ถโ ฟโขฟโฃทโฃทโฃฆโฃŸโฃปโกฟโ ฟโฃทโฃถโฃญ โ ปโฃ„โข€โกคโ คโ ดโ ›โขฆโฃฉโกญโ —โขบโกฟโ ฏโ ฝโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃฝโฃŸโฃปโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃฆ โ €โ นโฃพโ โฃ€โ €โ €โฃŠโ โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฆโฃ€โฃคโ ดโ ›โ ‰โขฟโก“โ ถโฃฏโฃญโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โฃฟโกŸโขนโข โกžโฃกโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃปโก‹โ โ €โ ™โ ปโฃญโฃŸโก’โกฒ โ €โ €โฃฟโ ถโ พโกŸโฃ†โขฐโก„โ €โฃ โ ”โ ‹โ โก—โ €โข€โฃ โ ดโ šโฃ‰โกณโ „โ €โฃ โฃพโ ฟโ ˆโ ™โข“ โ €โฃฐโฃฟโ โข€โฃ™โขฎโกณโฃฅโ žโ โ ˜โ „โ €โฃงโฃถโฃ‹โฃฅโขถโฃปโกญโ ฟโฃ—โฃดโก‹โฃŸโฃ†โฃ โ พโ ‹ โ €โฃงโฃฟโ ผโฃฟโ ›โขทโฃฟโฃพโก‡โ €โข โกโข‰โฃ‰โฃฅโฃ–โฃ‹โ ›โ ฆโขคโฃ€โ €โ €โกฝโ ธโฃโก€โข โ ‹ โ €โขณโฃพโ €โ ˆโขฉโขนโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ โ ธโฃ„โ ˜โขฏโฃ‰โฃ‰โฃฏโฃฟโฃณโฃฎโ €โ ˜โฃ‡โฃ โกฌโฃบโฃโขฃ โ €โ ˆโฃฟโ €โ โ €โข€โกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ Šโ “โ „โก‰โขฉโฃญโ ฟโ €โ โ ’โก‰โฃฏโ žโฃงโขธโ ˆ โฃคโ คโฃผโก‡โ €โ €โกžโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกโ €โข โ ‡โ €โ €โกโ €โขˆโฃคโกผ โข โ žโข‰โฃงโ €โ €โฃ‡โ คโฃฆโฃ„โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกธโ โกโ ›โ ‚โ €โข€โกŸโฃ€โกพโ ‹โ  โ โข โกžโฃฟโข โฃถโฃžโขทโ พโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โขโกœโ €โ €โ €โฃ”โฃซโฃพโกฟโฃงโ €โ € โข€โกŸโ €โขปโฃ โฃฟโกพโฃญโฃฝโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกผโขกโ โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃงโกพโ ‹โ €โขผโก‡โ € โขธโ โ €โขธโกโขฃโฃโก›โ ›โ ปโ งโ €โ €โ €โข€โ šโ €โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃฟโขปโขณโข†โข€โฃผโก‡โ € โ ธโก‡โ €โ ธโก‡โ ˆโ Œโ ‰โ ™โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโ โขฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฐโฃฟโ Žโฃฟโ ฆ โ €โขนโก„โ €โฃฟโขโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ †โฃ€โฃ โ ดโ –โ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โข€โฃคโขžโฃตโ ƒโ €โ นโฃ‡ โขฃโก€โ ™โขฆโกˆโ “โ ฎโขคโฃคโฃคโฃคโกถโ žโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โกคโ žโ ‹โกคโ œโ ƒโ €โ €โ คโ ›
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