I hate when people refer to orange juice as OJ.
Why OJ? Do you want to sound cool? Is it so much of a hustle to say orange juice? Do you abbreviate apple juice too? " Hey yeah, let me have some AJ?" - said by no one ever. I just think it sound annoying af.
Edit: I don't have any issues with abbreviations, except for OJ as orange juice. Sorry if I offended some of you with sensitive feelings.
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Show us THE decks
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Enough with the bullshit Kripp. We all know you've hid away the best decks for this expansion to be showing off to the ladies, and we in chat find that really weird. All we want is to watch you win, and yet you play some bullshit hunter for some bullshit reason and all you do is lose. Show us the decks Kripp. Show us THE decks.
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Kripp
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What in Davy Jonesā locker did ye just bark at me?
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What in Davy Jonesā locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Iāll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Iāve led numerous raids on fishing villages.
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Kripp
Jeff / Reynad / Mitch
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As Jeff pushed his Fiery War Axe deeper into Reynad's Golden Coin, Reynad hit end turn. Conceal wore off to reveal it was in fact Mitch Jones's Fiery Bat that was penetrating Reynad's Huge Toad. Reynad gasped, and tried to scurry away, but Mitch Jones held on as he forced his way into his Unstable Portal.
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Reynad
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Please abide by the Reddit amendments
Sir, please abide by the Reddit amendments:
ā¢ ā Big Chungus is funny
ā¢ ā Keanu Reeves is the second coming of christ
ā¢ ā Elon Musk is the third coming of Christ (as well as wholesome 100, he knows Reddit memes)
ā¢ ā Fortnite is gay (gay = bad)
ā¢ ā Females are dumb while men are cool
ā¢ ā Nestle is the worst company ever (as well as the only bad company)
ā¢ ā Minecraft is the best game ever made
ā¢ ā No emojis allowed (except for šæ (yo angelo (it's funny because it's a Jojo reference (if you see someone commit a Jojo reference, you are legally forced to continue the reference chain, if you do not, you will be downvoted)))
ā¢ ā Being downvoted means you're wrong, if you think you're being wrongfully downvoted, rethink your comment, and if you still think you were wrongfully downvoted, rethink your comment until you understand what you did wrong
ā¢ ā Reddit is the best social media
Until I have seen major improvements in your behavior, your post will be awarded one downvote (aka Australia upvote, it's funny because Australia is on the opposite side of the globe compared to Europe and America, lol). This is your first and final warning, if you do not abide by these amendments in the future, everyone will dislike that.
Day 2 without sports
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Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently sheās my wife. She seems nice. Apparently we also have 2 kids.
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