[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ there you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคก STARโญโญ WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜œ! Know๐Ÿค” what day ๐ŸŒž it is๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”? You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ guessed ๐Ÿค” it๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†, its may ๐Ÿ—“ the girth๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ be with you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ day ๐Ÿ“†. These are definitely ๐Ÿ’ฏ the voidsโšซ๐ŸฉI'm looking๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๏ธ to fill ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฐ. Stopโœ‹โœ‹ doing the hand๐Ÿ†โœŠโœŠ ๐Ÿ’ฆsolo and darth ๐Ÿ’€ maul๐Ÿ‘„ this p***y๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฝ. Time ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ•ฃ to get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”› princess๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ leia-d๐Ÿ’. Daddy ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿด ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ฆvader better ๐Ÿ‘ force ๐Ÿ– choke๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ me. Don't ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿšซwant no ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃbaby๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ yoda๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿคฐ so into the garbage ๐Ÿ—‘ chute๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘, flyboy๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš€. Cant ๐Ÿšซ rule๐Ÿ‘‘ the galaxy๐Ÿ’ซ so I'll ๐Ÿ“ just settle ๐Ÿ‘ for Uranus๐Ÿช. Sendโฌ†๏ธ this to all ๐Ÿ’ฏ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ other STAR ๐ŸŒŸโœจ๐ŸŒ  โญโญ WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜œ!!!! If you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿค– get ๐Ÿ‰ 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ are a dirty๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜˜ wookie ๐Ÿถ. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰ get ๐Ÿ‰ 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ are granted ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ a seat๐Ÿ’บ on ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”›the seNUT๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰ get ๐Ÿ‰ 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ backโฌ…๏ธโฌ…๏ธ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ are a padaHUN๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ญ get ๐Ÿ‰ 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘คโค are a real ๐Ÿ˜ Jedi ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ‘Ž mastwhore๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete..... ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Daddy!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชDaddies๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ 10+ back: Daddy
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When the stocks ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“ go up ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ธ, my dick goes too ๐Ÿ†โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Bullish ๐Ÿ‚ market ๐Ÿฌ makes me hard ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ’ฆ. All the countries ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿด๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ try to recover ๐Ÿ”„ from corona ๐Ÿฆ  so the money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ flows ๐ŸŒฌ into my pocket ๐Ÿ’ณ. Soon ๐Ÿ”œ there will be a crash ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜– and the bears ๐Ÿป will crawl ๐Ÿšผ out of their holes ๐Ÿ•ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฉธ if I donโ€™t โŒ eat โ€™em out ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐Ÿ‚โžก๏ธ๐Ÿป and make ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ more money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ and eat some honey ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฏ. When Iโ€™m done โœ… Iโ€™ll throw a party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ and eat your ass ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘.
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Aye ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yuh ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘€ Uh ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ค Skrrrt ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ‘ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก people ๐Ÿ‘ซ who have a different ๐Ÿ˜ก skin ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‘ color ๐ŸŽจ from me (x32) instrumental ๐ŸŽบ break ๐Ÿ’” I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒš people ๐Ÿ‘ซ who have a different ๐Ÿ‘€โ“โ‰ skin ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‘ color ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ from me (x32)
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heyyy ๐Ÿ‘‹ Marthin Luther QUEENS ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ i have a dream ๐Ÿ˜ด ๐Ÿ›Œ that you will be dicked ๐Ÿ† down โฌ‡๏ธ tonight like DADDY ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆณ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ๐Ÿ˜ŒโœŠ๐Ÿฟ so MARCH ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ on down โฌ‡๏ธ to his washington monument ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and have a SIT IN ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธ on that DICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ๐Ÿ—ฝ like a TRUE PATRIOT ๐Ÿ—ฝ segregate those cheeks ๐Ÿ‘ tonight it doesnโ€™t matter ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ if his fountain ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ is BLACK or WHITE ๐Ÿค we are all CUMRADES ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ in the fight against discrimination ๐Ÿ˜ SOAK those PANTIFA ๐Ÿฉฒ our TWERK is not over โ€ผ๏ธ SEND this ๐Ÿ“ค to โœŒ๏ธ every WOKE HOE ๐Ÿคฏ you know ๐Ÿ†˜ Get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ BACK to END racism โœŠ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ HARMONY โ˜ฎ๏ธ
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