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Hey👋 there you 👈🀡 STAR⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜! Know🀔 what day 🌞 it is🀭🧐🀔🀔🀔? You 👈🍑 guessed 🀔 it😆😆, its may 🗓 the girth🌭🌭 be with you 👈 day 📆. These are definitely 💯 the voids⚫🍩I'm looking👀👁 to fill 💊🀰. Stop✋✋ doing the hand🍆✊✊ 💊solo and darth 💀 maul👄 this p***y😺😹😜. Time 🕐🕠🕣 to get 🉐🔛 princess👞👞👞 leia-d💏. Daddy 🍆👚🐎 😉💖💊vader better 👍 force 🖐 choke🀞🀞💪👐 me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣baby👶🍌 yoda🀰🀰 so into the garbage 🗑 chute🗑🍑🍑, flyboy🊞‍♂🚀. Cant 🚫 rule👑 the galaxy💫 so I'll 📝 just settle 👍 for Uranus🪐. Send⬆ this to all 💯 your 👉 other STAR 🌟✚🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜!!!! If you 👉🀖 get 🉐 5⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are a dirty😛😫😘 wookie 🐶. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are granted 🐩🙏🏟 a seat💺 on 🔛 🔛🔛the seNUT💊💊. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣5⃣ back⬅⬅ you 👈🏌 are a padaHUN😘💋. If you 👉😭 get 🉐 2⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉🏌👀❀ are a real 😍 Jedi 🗡👎 mastwhore💯💘😩🙈🙆‍♂
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My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My 🀞‍♂BODY🏋‍♀ is a 🚂𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄🚂 that turns 🐄𝒹𝒶𝒟𝓇𝓎 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒞𝓉𝓈🥛 into ➡ 🔥ⓈⓅ⒟⒞Ⓨ🔥 🐳𝓁𝒟𝓆𝓊𝒟𝒹💊 💩💩𝔻𝕀𝔞ℝℝℍ𝔌𝔞💪💪
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Happy 🊃 Thanksgiving 🊃! Guess what 😯❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobble 🊃 gobble 🊃 gobble 🊃 up ⬆ those dicks 🍆 chicks 🐥 and bicks 🀚 (big dicks) 🍆😫😫😫😫 I bet 😏 you’re all 😀😀😀 HORNY-copia 🌜 🥔🥕🌶🍆♋👀👉👌 for SKANKS-giving 🀪😔🀀🀀😃😁😁 you’ll be saying 💬 thanks 🙏 for giving me all 😫 this 😫 COCK 🥳🥳🥳🥳 send this to 🔟 of your thiccest sluts with those hot 🥵 hot 🔥 tasty 🀀😋 peach pies 🥧 🍑 😏😏 if you know 🀔 what I mean ☺😘😋 if you get 1⃣ back 🙄🀬😡 then you and that slut 🀀🀀🀀😫😫😫 have to appropriate Native American culture together 😔🪶🏕 if you get 3⃣ back 😈🀑 you’re going to get your turkey 🊃 eaten 😋😋😉😉😏 tomorrow night 😱😱😱😱 if you get 5⃣ back 👀👀 you will be eating your cousin’s 👶🏻 peach 🍑 pie 🥧 just like you’ve always 💯💯💯wanted 😋🀀🥵 if you get 7⃣ back 🛶 you’ll become 😲😲 a pilgrim 🎩👞 and be the villain 🊹‍♀ of American 🇺🇞 history 📖📕📚 😔😔😔 if you get all 1⃣0⃣ back 🀯😱🀯😱🀯😱🀯 you’ll be feasting 🀀😏 this thanksgiving 👀👀 in more ways than one 😫😏👀🚌💘 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 gobbling turkey poos 🊃🊃🊃 it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡ atone 🀣for the sins ✝ 😔of my ancestors💀💀💀👩🏌‍❀‍💋‍👚🏌🀰🏌🀱🏌👩‍👧🀪🀪🀪🀪🀪
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!

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