[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

HeyšŸ‘‹ there you šŸ‘ˆšŸ¤” STAR⭐⭐ WHORESšŸ’ƒšŸ˜©šŸ˜œ! KnowšŸ¤” what day šŸŒž it isšŸ¤­šŸ§šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”? You šŸ‘ˆšŸ‘ guessed šŸ¤” itšŸ˜†šŸ˜†, its may šŸ—“ the girth🌭🌭 be with you šŸ‘ˆ day šŸ“†. These are definitely šŸ’Æ the voidsāš«šŸ©I'm lookingšŸ‘€šŸ‘ļø to fill šŸ’¦šŸ¤°. Stopāœ‹āœ‹ doing the handšŸ†āœŠāœŠ šŸ’¦solo and darth šŸ’€ maulšŸ‘„ this p***y😺😹😽. Time šŸ•šŸ• šŸ•£ to get šŸ‰šŸ”› princessšŸ‘øšŸ‘øšŸ‘ø leia-dšŸ’. Daddy šŸ†šŸ‘ØšŸ“ šŸ˜‰šŸ’–šŸ’¦vader better šŸ‘ force šŸ– chokešŸ¤žšŸ¤žšŸ’ŖšŸ‘ me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣babyšŸ‘¶šŸ¼ yoda🤰🤰 so into the garbage šŸ—‘ chutešŸ—‘ļøšŸ‘šŸ‘, flyboyšŸ¦øā€ā™‚ļøšŸš€. Cant 🚫 rulešŸ‘‘ the galaxyšŸ’« so I'll šŸ“ just settle šŸ‘ for Uranus🪐. Sendā¬†ļø this to all šŸ’Æ your šŸ‘‰ other STAR 🌟✨🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORESšŸ’ƒšŸ˜©šŸ˜œ!!!! If you šŸ‘‰šŸ¤– get šŸ‰ 5ļøāƒ£ back šŸ”™ you šŸ‘‰ are a dirtyšŸ˜›šŸ˜«šŸ˜˜ wookie 🐶. If you šŸ‘‰ get šŸ‰ 1ļøāƒ£0ļøāƒ£ back šŸ”™ you šŸ‘‰ are granted šŸ©šŸ™šŸ¾ a seatšŸ’ŗ on šŸ”› šŸ”›šŸ”›the seNUTšŸ’¦šŸ’¦. If you šŸ‘‰ get šŸ‰ 1ļøāƒ£5ļøāƒ£ backā¬…ļøā¬…ļø you šŸ‘ˆšŸ¼ are a padaHUNšŸ˜˜šŸ’‹. If you šŸ‘‰šŸ˜­ get šŸ‰ 2ļøāƒ£0ļøāƒ£ back šŸ”™ you šŸ‘‰šŸ¼šŸ‘¤ā¤ are a real šŸ˜ Jedi šŸ—”šŸ‘Ž mastwhorešŸ’ÆšŸ’˜šŸ˜©šŸ™ˆšŸ™†ā€ā™‚ļø
May 2022

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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden

The results šŸ“ˆare in and our gurl šŸ’ƒšŸ» sanders is out šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming šŸ’¦šŸ’¦ to DOMINATEšŸ¤¼ā€ā™‚ļø our HEAD of state šŸŠ and his bitchšŸ’šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse šŸ†šŸ“ and is ready to touch šŸ‘‹šŸ¤«šŸ˜ˆ the hearts šŸ’žof all Americans šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø. Cum erection day šŸ—³ y'all sluts better fill that hole šŸ‘‰šŸ»šŸ‘Œ next to biden and relase✊ America's aching 🤤throbbing 😮 desire for green šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘energy, a ban šŸ›‘on those naughty big black gunsšŸ’ŖšŸ¾, and more money to payšŸ’µšŸ’°šŸ’ø those slutty nurses šŸ‘©ā€āš•ļøšŸ’ā€ā™€ļø to make us all feel better šŸ‘„šŸ„“. Cum šŸ’¦ hoevember help the needy šŸ‘…šŸ§ŽšŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø by supporting big daddy Biden šŸ‘ØšŸ»ā€šŸ¦³and naughty NancyšŸ’ā€ā™€ļøšŸ‘ and give dirty Donald šŸŽ©, bitch McConnell 🐢, and those filthy šŸ˜·šŸ˜ reSUBlicans🐘 blue ballsšŸ”µ. Send to šŸ”Ÿ of your most deviant 😈democrats. If you get 5ļøāƒ£back ur a Biden bitch šŸ’…šŸ»šŸ’µ. if u get šŸ”Ÿ u will spend a hot šŸ”„ Decemberā›„ļønight with those skanks at the ERECToral šŸ˜šŸ† college šŸ›.)
May 2022

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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss

In Japan šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡µ , heart surgeon ā¤ļøšŸ‘Øā€āš•ļø . Number one šŸ˜­ā˜ļø . Steady handšŸ˜³āœ‹ļø. One day, Yakuza boss šŸ™‡šŸ»need šŸ†• heartšŸ’˜. I do operationšŸ”Ŗāš”ļø. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very madšŸ‘æ. I hidešŸ™ˆ in fishing boatšŸŸšŸš£šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø, come to AmericašŸŽ‡šŸŽŠšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø. No english🤐, no food😩, no moneyšŸ“‰šŸš«šŸ’². Darryl šŸ‘ØšŸægive me jobšŸ™ŒšŸ‘ØšŸ»ā€šŸ’¼. Now I have housešŸ”, American car šŸš— , and new woman šŸ†•šŸ‘±šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø. Darryl šŸ‘ØšŸæsave life⛑. My big secretšŸ™Š: I kill ā˜ ļøyakuza boss on purpose😈. I good šŸ‘surgeon. The bestšŸ‘ŒšŸ’Æ!
July 2019

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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v2

It's Cinco de mayo... šŸ‘€šŸŒ®šŸŽ‰ but all I want šŸ™šŸ» is cinco DICKS 🌯 in my May-OUTH šŸ˜©šŸ‘…šŸ’¦ Today the SEXicans šŸ˜šŸ‡²šŸ‡½ beat the French šŸ˜’šŸ‡«šŸ‡· at the Battle of Puebla šŸ”«ā˜  and now you're gonna get your piƱata beat 😜😩 with a huge stick šŸ˜³šŸŽ‰ but ā—ļøONLYā—ļø if you send šŸ“² this to 5ļøāƒ£ amigos šŸ‘¬ you'd cross borders āž”ļø for šŸ‘ŒšŸ»šŸ’Æ Get 5ļøāƒ£ back šŸ”™ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight ā¤ļøā˜ŗļøšŸ˜˜
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That's some good shit right there

twitchquotes: šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€ good shit go౦ԁ sHitšŸ‘Œ thats āœ” some goodšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œshit rightšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œth šŸ‘Œ erešŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ rightāœ”there āœ”āœ”if i do ƽaŅÆ so my self šŸ’Æ i say so šŸ’Æ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: Ź³į¶¦įµŹ°įµ— ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMįŽ·ŠœšŸ’Æ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ŒŠO0Šžą¬ ļ¼ÆOOOOŠžą¬ ą¬ Ooooįµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ šŸ‘Œ šŸ’Æ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒGood shit
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September 2015

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Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks šŸ“ŠšŸ“ go up šŸ“ˆšŸ’ø, my dick goes too šŸ†ā¬†ļøšŸ˜³. Bullish šŸ‚ market šŸ¬ makes me hard šŸ¦“šŸ’¦. All the countries šŸ³ļøšŸ“šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸšŸš©šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡³ try to recover šŸ”„ from corona 🦠 so the money šŸ’°šŸ’µšŸ’ø flows 🌬 into my pocket šŸ’³. Soon šŸ”œ there will be a crash šŸ“‰šŸ˜­šŸ„ŗšŸ˜– and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚼 out of their holes šŸ•³. Then they cut off my greedy dick āœ‚ļøšŸ†šŸ©ø if I don’t āŒ eat ’em out šŸ‘…šŸ˜ø. I must turn into a bear šŸ‚āž”ļøšŸ» and make šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼ more money šŸ’°šŸ’µšŸ’ø and eat some honey šŸ»šŸÆ. When I’m done āœ… I’ll throw a party šŸŽ‰šŸ·šŸ¾ and eat your ass šŸ‘…šŸ‘.
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