[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

Hey👋 there you 👈🀡 STAR⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜! Know🀔 what day 🌞 it is🀭🧐🀔🀔🀔? You 👈🍑 guessed 🀔 it😆😆, its may 🗓 the girth🌭🌭 be with you 👈 day 📆. These are definitely 💯 the voids⚫🍩I'm looking👀👁 to fill 💊🀰. Stop✋✋ doing the hand🍆✊✊ 💊solo and darth 💀 maul👄 this p***y😺😹😜. Time 🕐🕠🕣 to get 🉐🔛 princess👞👞👞 leia-d💏. Daddy 🍆👚🐎 😉💖💊vader better 👍 force 🖐 choke🀞🀞💪👐 me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣baby👶🍌 yoda🀰🀰 so into the garbage 🗑 chute🗑🍑🍑, flyboy🊞‍♂🚀. Cant 🚫 rule👑 the galaxy💫 so I'll 📝 just settle 👍 for Uranus🪐. Send⬆ this to all 💯 your 👉 other STAR 🌟✚🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜!!!! If you 👉🀖 get 🉐 5⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are a dirty😛😫😘 wookie 🐶. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are granted 🐩🙏🏟 a seat💺 on 🔛 🔛🔛the seNUT💊💊. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣5⃣ back⬅⬅ you 👈🏌 are a padaHUN😘💋. If you 👉😭 get 🉐 2⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉🏌👀❀ are a real 😍 Jedi 🗡👎 mastwhore💯💘😩🙈🙆‍♂
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! 🚚🚚🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞time to hop onto that founding father dick🍆🍆🍆👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻or should i say founding DADDIES!!!😩😩😩🙌🙌👅👅💊💊 out here tryna get rammed from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMORE☄☄⛰🏔🏔george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh ❄❄🌬winters🌬❄❄ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets🌪💑❓❓❓be the monica Lewinsky 🙋🏻to my bill clinton🙋‍♂ baby and i wont deny i had 🍆🍆♋sexual relations♋🍆🍆 with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs💞💞🀷🏌‍♂🀷🏌‍♂🀷🏌‍♂✍🏻send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES👞🏌🇺🇞🇺🇞👞🏌who will throw the nastiest neck🍆🍆😩😩🙌🙌🌬💊 on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY😊😊💙🚚❀ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight🐱🐱💊💊🙌😩😩😩😩😩🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞
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Came on the spider to kill it

twitchquotes: 🕷I🕷was🕷masturbating🕷one🕷time🕷but🕷then🕷I🕷saw🕷a🕷spider🕷and🕷it🕷freaked🕷me🕷out🕷so🕷I🕷came🕷on🕷the🕷spider🕷in🕷order🕷to🕷kill🕷it🕷
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Oh god I want xqc so bad

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OURcraft?!?!?

Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?😂😂 I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! 🀣🀣😂🀢😂😢😜 Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? 😁🀣😂😆🀮🀣🀣😂 Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! 😁😁😁😁😁 Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! 🀣🀣🀗😅😆😂🀢😁😄😫🀯😅🀣🀣🀣 Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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