[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

HeyšŸ‘‹ there you šŸ‘ˆšŸ¤” STARā­ā­ WHORESšŸ’ƒšŸ˜©šŸ˜œ! KnowšŸ¤” what day šŸŒž it isšŸ¤­šŸ§šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”? You šŸ‘ˆšŸ‘ guessed šŸ¤” itšŸ˜†šŸ˜†, its may šŸ—“ the girthšŸŒ­šŸŒ­ be with you šŸ‘ˆ day šŸ“†. These are definitely šŸ’Æ the voidsāš«šŸ©I'm lookingšŸ‘€šŸ‘ļø to fill šŸ’¦šŸ¤°. Stopāœ‹āœ‹ doing the handšŸ†āœŠāœŠ šŸ’¦solo and darth šŸ’€ maulšŸ‘„ this p***yšŸ˜ŗšŸ˜¹šŸ˜½. Time šŸ•šŸ• šŸ•£ to get šŸ‰šŸ”› princessšŸ‘øšŸ‘øšŸ‘ø leia-dšŸ’. Daddy šŸ†šŸ‘ØšŸ“ šŸ˜‰šŸ’–šŸ’¦vader better šŸ‘ force šŸ– chokešŸ¤žšŸ¤žšŸ’ŖšŸ‘ me. Don't šŸš« šŸš«want no šŸš« šŸ˜£šŸ˜£babyšŸ‘¶šŸ¼ yodašŸ¤°šŸ¤° so into the garbage šŸ—‘ chutešŸ—‘ļøšŸ‘šŸ‘, flyboyšŸ¦øā€ā™‚ļøšŸš€. Cant šŸš« rulešŸ‘‘ the galaxyšŸ’« so I'll šŸ“ just settle šŸ‘ for UranusšŸŖ. Sendā¬†ļø this to all šŸ’Æ your šŸ‘‰ other STAR šŸŒŸāœØšŸŒ  ā­ā­ WHORESšŸ’ƒšŸ˜©šŸ˜œ!!!! If you šŸ‘‰šŸ¤– get šŸ‰ 5ļøāƒ£ back šŸ”™ you šŸ‘‰ are a dirtyšŸ˜›šŸ˜«šŸ˜˜ wookie šŸ¶. If you šŸ‘‰ get šŸ‰ 1ļøāƒ£0ļøāƒ£ back šŸ”™ you šŸ‘‰ are granted šŸ©šŸ™šŸ¾ a seatšŸ’ŗ on šŸ”› šŸ”›šŸ”›the seNUTšŸ’¦šŸ’¦. If you šŸ‘‰ get šŸ‰ 1ļøāƒ£5ļøāƒ£ backā¬…ļøā¬…ļø you šŸ‘ˆšŸ¼ are a padaHUNšŸ˜˜šŸ’‹. If you šŸ‘‰šŸ˜­ get šŸ‰ 2ļøāƒ£0ļøāƒ£ back šŸ”™ you šŸ‘‰šŸ¼šŸ‘¤ā¤ are a real šŸ˜ Jedi šŸ—”šŸ‘Ž mastwhorešŸ’ÆšŸ’˜šŸ˜©šŸ™ˆšŸ™†ā€ā™‚ļø
May 2022

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šŸ‘»BOO! Srry did I scare you?

twitchquotes: šŸ‘»šŸ‘»šŸ‘»BOO! Srry did I scare you???šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ it's October šŸŽƒšŸ‘»šŸ’€šŸ‘½šŸ˜ˆšŸŒ‘ you know what that means šŸ˜šŸ˜ SLUT-O-WEEN šŸ‘Æ send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches šŸ˜šŸ˜ if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the blockšŸŽƒšŸ‘ÆšŸ”„šŸ’€šŸ‘»
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September 2017

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šŸ†HAPPY SPANKSGIVINGšŸ’¦

ā€¼ļøITSšŸ— SPANKSGIVING šŸ‚ BITCHESā€¼ļøOn this day šŸ—“ many years ago šŸ˜® the SLUTTY šŸ‘  PILGRIMS šŸŽ© sailed ā›µļø across the ASSlantic šŸŒŠ HOEcean in a quest šŸ‘€to find šŸ”Ž more šŸ˜ COCKS šŸ† to SUCK! šŸ‘… Together with the šŸ˜ˆ NAUGHTY šŸ˜ˆ NATIVES šŸ‘¹, they gathered šŸ‘« around the dinner table šŸ½ and had šŸŽ‰ our nationā€™s very 1ļøāƒ£st GANG BANG! šŸ‘Æā€ā™€ļøšŸ‘ÆšŸ‘Æā€ā™‚ļø We honor šŸ™ŒšŸ» their ORGY šŸ˜® every year šŸ“† by giving THANKS šŸ™šŸ¼ to all šŸ„° thatā€™s important ā¤ļø to us: Family šŸ‘Øā€šŸ‘©ā€šŸ‘§ā€šŸ‘¦, Friends šŸ‘¬, Freedom šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø, and DICK! šŸ†šŸŒ½šŸ‘… So grab your BUNS, šŸžāœŠšŸ‘‰šŸ‘Œsqueeze those BREASTS, šŸ—šŸ”„šŸ¤² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS šŸŒ½šŸŒ½ amount of DICK šŸ† šŸ˜© into that hungry šŸ˜® hungry HOLE! šŸ•³šŸ’“šŸ‘… Ladies šŸ‘Æā€ā™€ļø, just like your šŸ¦ƒ THOTSgiving šŸ¦ƒ turkey, itā€™s time ā° to throw your legs šŸ¤øšŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøin the air šŸ¤øšŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøand prepare to get āž”ļø STUFFED šŸ™€! After dinner,šŸ“itā€™s time šŸ˜® for CUMPKIN PIE!! šŸ„§ Show Daddy šŸ‘ØšŸ½ā€šŸ¦³ how šŸ™šŸ¼ thankful šŸ™šŸ¼ you are and LICKK šŸ˜› his WishBONE šŸ¦“ until he gets as HARD šŸ”as PlyMOUTH rock ā›° and shoots šŸ’¦ his HOMEADE GRAVY šŸ„£! šŸ‘… Midnight šŸŒ™ starts šŸ˜ˆ BLACK ā¬›ļø FRIDAY šŸ› so send šŸ“¤ this to šŸ”Ÿ THOTS šŸ’šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøyou are thankful šŸ™šŸ¼ for! If you get 0ļøāƒ£ back, sail šŸ”™ to England šŸ–•šŸ»šŸ¤® If you get 5ļøāƒ£ back, youā€™ll be getting your corn šŸŒ½ CREAMED šŸ˜‹šŸ„°. Get šŸ”Ÿ back or more, and the šŸ™€ BIGGEST, šŸ™€ GIRTHIEST, BLACKāš«ļø FRIDAY šŸ† COCK šŸ˜± is CUMMING šŸ’¦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT šŸ™€šŸ˜šŸ™€šŸ˜šŸ™€šŸ˜
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ACHOO uh oh you just got the Delta variant!

ACHOOā€¼ļøšŸ¤§šŸ¤§What was thatā‰ļøā‰ļøšŸ˜šŸ˜Uh-oh šŸ˜Æ looks like you just got šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ the Delta variant! šŸ™€šŸ˜œšŸ˜œ Donā€™t you know šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øā‰ļøšŸ¤¢šŸ¤•šŸ¤’šŸ¤¤ the world šŸŒ HOE Organization šŸ™ˆšŸ‘… called it the most DOMINANT šŸ‘ŠšŸ¼šŸ‘ŠšŸ¼ strain since the start of the šŸ—“ PANTIE-DEMIC šŸ‘„šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ˆ No more touching daddy šŸ˜©šŸ˜© šŸ§“šŸ¼ until you wash šŸ§½šŸ§½your dirty šŸ¾nasty šŸ¤¢ little šŸ¤žšŸ¼fingers āœ‹šŸ»šŸ¤ššŸ»āœ‹šŸ»šŸ¤ššŸ»for 6ļøāƒ£9ļøāƒ£ seconds with sHOEp šŸ§¼ and water šŸ’§ šŸ‘… otherwise it doesnā€™t count šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤” Time to stop šŸ›‘ spreading the germs šŸ¤®šŸ„“šŸ¤’and start spreading šŸ˜§your legsšŸ¤¤šŸ¦¶šŸ½šŸ¦µšŸ»because everyone šŸ‘©ā€šŸ¦°šŸ‘Øā€šŸ«šŸ¦¹šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ§œšŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøhas to keep TWERKING šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆfrom home! šŸ” SEND THIS TO 1ļøāƒ£0ļøāƒ£ other coronavirus cucks šŸ‘‰šŸ¾šŸ‘ŒšŸ»otherwise Fuckboy Fauci šŸ™€šŸ™€ is cumming for you šŸ†šŸ‘šŸ†
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! šŸšØšŸšØšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øtime to hop onto that founding father dickšŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ‘“šŸ»šŸ‘“šŸ»šŸ‘“šŸ»šŸ‘“šŸ»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒšŸ‘…šŸ‘…šŸ’¦šŸ’¦ out here tryna get rammed from behind šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREā˜„ļøā˜„ļøā›°šŸ”šŸ”george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh ā„ļøā„ļøšŸŒ¬wintersšŸŒ¬ā„ļøā„ļø of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsšŸŒŖšŸ’‘ā“ā“ā“be the monica Lewinsky šŸ™‹šŸ»to my bill clintonšŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø baby and i wont deny i had šŸ†šŸ†ā™‹ļøsexual relationsā™‹ļøšŸ†šŸ† with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsšŸ’øšŸ’øšŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøāœšŸ»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESšŸ‘øšŸ¼šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‘øšŸ¼who will throw the nastiest neckšŸ†šŸ†šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒšŸŒ¬šŸ’¦ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYšŸ˜ŠšŸ˜ŠšŸ’™šŸšØā¤ļø if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightšŸ±šŸ±šŸ’¦šŸ’¦šŸ™ŒšŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø
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I'm already Tracer

twitchquotes: ā“ Maybe Iā€™ll be Tracer šŸ˜›šŸ’ØšŸ•°ļø ā— Iā€™m already Tracer šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ‘©ā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ’‹ā€šŸ‘© ā” What about Widowmaker šŸ’œšŸ•·ļø ā• Iā€™m already Widowmaker šŸ•øļø šŸ‘ŒšŸæšŸ’ÆIā€™ll be Bastion šŸ¤– šŸš« NĶ˜ĶžEĶžĶ RĢ·Ķ˜FĶŸ ĶžĶ BASĶžĢ¢TĢ§Ķ¢IOĢ¢NĶŸŅ‰Ņ‰ āš°ļø šŸ¤· Youā€™re right; so, Winston šŸµšŸ‘šŸæ šŸŒ I wanna be Winston šŸ¦ šŸ—”ļø I guess Iā€™ll be Genji šŸ±ā€šŸ‘¤ šŸ˜ Iā€™m already Genji šŸ‘¤ šŸ’€ Then Iā€™ll be McCree šŸ¤ šŸ‘Œ šŸ”« I already chose McCree šŸ•›ā˜ ļø āœ‹ I have an idea šŸ™‹ ā“ Whatā€™s your idea? šŸ¤” šŸ™Œ You should beā€” šŸ˜‡šŸ¦¶ šŸ™… Iā€™m not gonna be Mercy ā€¼ļøāœØ
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November 2018

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