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HeyπŸ‘‹ there you πŸ‘ˆπŸ€‘ STAR⭐⭐ WHORESπŸ’ƒπŸ˜©πŸ˜œ! KnowπŸ€” what day 🌞 it isπŸ€­πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”? You πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ guessed πŸ€” itπŸ˜†πŸ˜†, its may πŸ—“ the girth🌭🌭 be with you πŸ‘ˆ day πŸ“†. These are definitely πŸ’― the voids⚫🍩I'm lookingπŸ‘€πŸ‘οΈ to fill πŸ’¦πŸ€°. Stopβœ‹βœ‹ doing the handπŸ†βœŠβœŠ πŸ’¦solo and darth πŸ’€ maulπŸ‘„ this p***y😺😹😽. Time πŸ•πŸ• πŸ•£ to get πŸ‰πŸ”› princessπŸ‘ΈπŸ‘ΈπŸ‘Έ leia-dπŸ’. Daddy πŸ†πŸ‘¨πŸ΄ πŸ˜‰πŸ’–πŸ’¦vader better πŸ‘ force πŸ– choke🀞🀞πŸ’ͺπŸ‘ me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣babyπŸ‘ΆπŸΌ yoda🀰🀰 so into the garbage πŸ—‘ chuteπŸ—‘οΈπŸ‘πŸ‘, flyboyπŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸš€. Cant 🚫 ruleπŸ‘‘ the galaxyπŸ’« so I'll πŸ“ just settle πŸ‘ for UranusπŸͺ. Send⬆️ this to all πŸ’― your πŸ‘‰ other STAR 🌟✨🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORESπŸ’ƒπŸ˜©πŸ˜œ!!!! If you πŸ‘‰πŸ€– get πŸ‰ 5️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰ are a dirtyπŸ˜›πŸ˜«πŸ˜˜ wookie 🐢. If you πŸ‘‰ get πŸ‰ 1️⃣0️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰ are granted πŸ©πŸ™πŸΎ a seatπŸ’Ί on πŸ”› πŸ”›πŸ”›the seNUTπŸ’¦πŸ’¦. If you πŸ‘‰ get πŸ‰ 1️⃣5️⃣ back⬅️⬅️ you πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ are a padaHUNπŸ˜˜πŸ’‹. If you πŸ‘‰πŸ˜­ get πŸ‰ 2️⃣0️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘€β€ are a real 😍 Jedi πŸ—‘πŸ‘Ž mastwhoreπŸ’―πŸ’˜πŸ˜©πŸ™ˆπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ
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Rosa sat🚌 so I could walk🚢🏾 MLK walked🚢🏾🚢🏾 so I could runπŸƒπŸΎObama ranπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎ so I could flyπŸ™πŸ½πŸ¦…πŸ¦… HughπŸ‘΄πŸ» diedπŸ’€β˜ οΈ so I could nutπŸ˜«πŸ‡πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ #RIP
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my brother is the best cook

twitchquotes: my😽 brother πŸ‘± is the bestπŸ₯‡cook πŸ§‘β€πŸ³because πŸ—£with 2️⃣ eggsπŸ₯šπŸ₯š1️⃣sausage🌭and a cupπŸ₯›of milk🍼heπŸ‘±can fill⬆️myπŸ‘©tummy🀰for9οΈβƒ£πŸ—£monthsπŸ“…πŸ₯°πŸ€©
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Happy PresiDICK’S πŸ†πŸŒπŸŒ½ DAY‼️ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬ of our nation πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ George SLUTsington πŸ‘―πŸ‘―, Benjamin SPANKlinπŸ‘‹πŸ‘, John HanCOCK πŸ†πŸŒ½πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ These POUNDING πŸ”¨βš’ fathers ERECTED ⬆️⬆️ their πŸ˜»πŸ“ƒCUNTstitutional dongs 😍🍌for LADY LIBERTY πŸ—½πŸ‘…πŸ™€ Raise that ASS πŸ‘ to πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ Abraham LinCUM πŸ’¦πŸ’¦, 🌲 WOODrow Wilson πŸ˜πŸŒ²πŸ˜‰, Bill CLIT-on πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ˆ, and the CUMmander in chief, πŸ‘¦πŸ†πŸ‘€BarCOCK Obama πŸ‘¦πŸ†πŸ‘€ Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE πŸ‘€πŸ˜© DICKlared war πŸ”«πŸ’£ on those CUMMIES πŸ’¦πŸ’‚πŸ’‚ Share in ♋️ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding πŸ”¨that presidential PUSSY πŸ™€πŸ™€ Get 5️⃣ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get πŸ”Ÿ back and ur the SUCKretary of state πŸ“”πŸ˜™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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