[Copypasta] as an extreme bee enthusiast, this is anatomically incorrect

as an extreme bee enthusiast, this is anatomically incorrect. I shall take a moment to teach the people about bee excrement. Firstly, to the woe of those into both pee and bee, bees do not pee. Insects entirely lack kidneys, bladders, livers, and more. Now, to the question regarding the post, do bees fart, and if they do, is it an extremely dirty fart at that? Well, lets first discuss bee poop. bees mostly use everything when making honey, which is basically pure energy and nutrients. Bee poop is mostly undigested pollen grains and more complex sugars. A bee could poop in your ice cream, and you would be none the wiser. you might even like, it better, for reasons ranging from "culinary" to sexual. Bees are surprisingly clean creatures, and despite bee poop basically being failed candy, bees always leave the hive to poop, they do not poop inside the hive. As for the farting part, it is without a doubt that any animal could potentially have air trapped inside it, and therefore must expel it, however farting as we know it is much more than that. Regardless, a bee would not "fart", and if they did, it would be more akin to a floral perfume than a burst of sulfur and feces. also the head and legs look a bit weird, 4/10
May 2022
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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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I miss the old Tyler, SoloQ troll Tyler

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Garfield

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกดโ žโ ‰โข‰โฃญโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃณโฃคโ ดโ –โ ›โฃ›โฃฟโฃฟโกทโ –โฃถโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ โข€โฃถโขปโกŸโ ฟโ ‹โฃดโ ฟโขปโฃงโกดโ Ÿโ ‹โ ฟโ ›โ  โ พโข›โฃตโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ € โฃผโฃฟโกฟโขถโฃ„โ €โข€โก‡โข€โกฟโ โ ˆโ €โ €โฃ€โฃ‰โฃ€โ ˜โฃฟโ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ ›โกนโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃญโฃคโกˆโข‘โฃผโฃปโฃฟโฃงโกŒโ โ €โข€โฃดโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โฃฟโฃดโ Ÿโ ‹โ ™โ ปโฃฆโกฐโฃžโ โข€โฃคโฃฆโฃคโ € โ €โ €โฃฐโขซโฃพโ ‹โฃฝโ Ÿโ ‘โ ›โข โกŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขปโก„โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃทโกˆโ ปโฃโ คโขคโฃŒโฃ€ โข€โกžโฃกโกŒโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโก€โ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃ‡โ €โขพโฃทโขคโฃฌโฃ‰ โกžโฃผโฃฟโฃคโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ ธโฃฟโฃ‡โ ˆโ ป โขฐโฃฟโกฟโขนโ ƒโ €โฃ โ คโ ถโฃผโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โฃฟโ ›โก„โ € โ ˆโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โกŸโก€โ €โ ˆโก—โ ฒโ ถโ ฆโขคโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃธโฃงโฃคโฃคโ คโ คโฃฟโฃ€โก€โ ‰โฃผโก‡โ € โฃฟโฃดโฃดโก†โ €โ €โ ปโฃ„โ €โ €โ กโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โกˆโ €โ ปโ Ÿโ €โข€โ ‹โ ‰โ ™โขทโกฟโก‡โ € โฃปโกฟโ โ โ €โ €โข โกŸโ €โ €โ €โ ฃโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ˆโ €โข€โฃ€โกพโฃดโ ƒโ € โขฟโ ›โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ขโ „โฃ€โ  โ ผโฃโ €โกฑโ คโ คโ โ โ €โ €โฃธโ ‹โขปโกŸโ €โ € โ ˆโขงโฃ€โฃคโฃถโก„โ ˜โฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโ –โ ›โ ปโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โกพโ ‹โข€โกžโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ ˆโ “โขฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโกคโ žโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ’โ šโขฉโก…โฃ โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโขงโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โฃปโ ฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โ ถโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โกดโ –โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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Undertale Sans full body

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Nerf MEGA Mastodon blaster ad

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