[Copypasta] Oh great! Another 2 sentence long pasta!

Oh great! Another 2 sentence long pasta! What a game changer! I'm sure the 5 measly lines of text you just posted are going to be the next big copypasta in no time! This is hilarious! Great Stuff! I can really see this being the next big thing! It's gonna be the next "Navy Seal" or "Penguin Of Doom", I can feel it! I love how short and boring it was! Extra points for being extremely forgettable with no interesting lines, a complete lack of tone, and, as I mentioned earlier, an extremely compact 30 to 40 word length! You know what you should do? You should, unprompted, post this godawful pasta in the comments of a post on a separate subreddit and when people downvote you you can post it to r/AteThePasta! Now that would be funny! Almost as funny as the pasta itself, which, may I remind you, is extremely short! God I can't believe you came up with this all on your own! Thanks so much for this! It's truly a gift! And it made me realise that no matter how hard I try I will never find a copypasta as funny as this roughly 30 word paragraph that has already been forgotten by the 47 people who upvoted it, and the 20 people who commented !thesaurizethis over and over again! And I should give up all hope of coming up with such a great pasta in my life, so I'm simply going to kill myself tonight! This is your fault! Your copypasta made me kill myself! I'm going to write your reddit username in my suicide note, as well as the entire copypasta, which I should have no trouble fitting on the page since it's so fucking short! Thanks again! ๐Ÿ˜
May 2022
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October 2021

Private photoshoot only for me

twitchquotes: แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›ส€แดœแดแด˜. แด…แดœส€ษชษดษข แด€ ส™ส€แดแด€แด…แด„แด€sแด› ษช แด€แด„แด„ษชแด…แด‡ษดแด›แด€สŸสŸส sสœแดแดกแด‡แด… แดส แด…แด‡sแด‹แด›แดแด˜ แด€ษดแด… แด€ า“ษชสŸแด‡ ษดแด€แดแด‡s "สœแด€า“แดœษดแดœแด…แด‡s..." ษช'แด แด…ษชsษขแดœsแด›แด‡แด… ส™ส แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แด€ssแดœแดษชษดษข แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ สœแด€า“แดœ ษดแดœแด…แด‡s. แด›สœษชs ษชs แด€แด„แด›แดœแด€สŸสŸส สœแด€า“แดœษดแดœแด…แด‡sGONEWILD, แด›สœแด‡ แด›แด‡ษด แด›ษชแดแด‡s แดแดส€แด‡ sแด˜ษชแด„ส แด แด‡ส€sษชแดษด, แด€ แด˜ส€ษชแด แด€แด›แด‡ แด˜สœแดแด›แดsสœแดแดแด› แดษดสŸส า“แดส€ แดแด‡. ษขแด‡แด› สแดแดœส€ า“แด€แด„แด›s ส€ษชษขสœแด›.
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December 2014
Trump

Infinite Cum Part 2

Your eyes slowly open. Crusty from months of wear from stray globs of semen and cosmic dust. You are in a room and you can no longer see your member, or rather, what was left of it. There are tubes leading away from your pelvis, pumping and pulsating. There is a glass window across from you and a person dressed in a white jacket. A woman. She looks up from her clipboard to see you are awake. At first she is uninterested, but then her eyes slam open and a beaming smile crosses her face. Her eyes filled with curiosity. โ€œYouโ€™re awake!โ€ She cries over the loudspeakers that you only just now notice embedded into the top corners of the room. โ€œWhere am I?โ€ You ask, filled with fear and excitement. You thought you would never see a human again and you would be destined to suffer endlessly across the cosmos. โ€œYou are on Saturn. You crashed into it and due to itโ€™s extreme mass you were able to stop. We picked you up because you may be the key to saving humanity for all eternity.โ€ โ€œHow?โ€ You ask as a smile begins to creep across your face, imagining that you could be an icon for humanity. โ€œYou have been addressed as the Cosmic Unknown Mass Semen Generator, or CUMS-G for short. The fault in reality that caused your affliction can be used for the good of humanity. By using the mass you produce we will never have to worry about energy again, as by converting your biomass into energy we have unlimited power for the rest of time. When the stars die and the cosmos sink into nothing, humanity will be able to continue thanks to you. The anomaly that created you is easily one of the greatest discoveries humanity has ever had, on par with the discovery of fire.โ€ โ€œWill I not die?โ€ โ€œYou canโ€™t die. You are immortal. You donโ€™t even have a body and yet you continue to existโ€ โ€ฆ Hours later, she leaves to tell her superiors. They do not greet you. They exchange high-fives and party but they do not speak to you. Months pass. The cum accelerates. Then years. The cum accelerates. Then decades. The cum accelerates. Then centuries. The cum accelerates. Then eons. The cum accelerates. No one talks to you. You donโ€™t even know if humanity is alive anymore or if they have left you to exist for the rest of eternity. The tubes around you have gotten far thicker and more high tech as the ferocity of your semen expulsion increased. Eventually the walls around you cave in. Only then do you see the truth. Their plan was flawed.
April 2022

Infinite Cum

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November 2014

If you touched a slug it would die

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad you're so salty, if you touched a slug it would die
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