[Copypasta] Dear Michael: This is the Meta Police

Imaqtpie takes a break from the stream

twitchquotes: "Alright we fuckin lost," Michael says. "I'm gonna go piss." He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately bites Small Cat's vulnerable tail. As Small Cat yelps loudly in pain, Michael overturns the nearest chair, yelling "SMAKET I LOST" as loudly as he can. Lisha tries to calm him down, but Michael swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Michael wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.

twitch chat

May 2019

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Uncle Moe Lester

twitchquotes: @Imaqtpie My niece turn 14 today and she's watching your stream Can you please say "Happy birthday Lea from uncle Moe Lester" ?

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

Imaqtpie washed up

twitchquotes: Last Saturday, I found Imaqtpie wet and unconscious on a beach. I quickly asked a lifeguard to watch over him while I get help. The lifeguard walks away muttering that he "doesnt watch washed up streamers".

twitch chat

May 2020

imaqtpie

Ok chat, I'm not seeing nearly enough spam in here

twitchquotes: Ok chat, I'm not seeing nearly enough spam in here, I mean I thought this was supposed to be "the worst chat in twitch" and this is all you got!? The KPM in this chat is WAY too low, it is actually depressing. How am I supposed to enjoy chat without dongers, "FrankerZ's", and the occasional elephant?

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

Monitor always grey, need you to fix

twitchquotes: ☎️📞 BabyRage

HELLO? Computer repairman?? ☎️📞 BabyRage

This is QT ☎️📞 BabyRage

Monitor always grey ☎️📞 BabyRage

need you to fix

twitch chat

May 2017

imaqtpie

[Copypasta] Dear Michael: This is the Meta Police

Imaqtpie takes a break from the stream

League of Legends

Uncle Moe Lester

Imaqtpie washed up

Ok chat, I'm not seeing nearly enough spam in here

Monitor always grey, need you to fix

League of Legends

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