[Copypasta] You will never be a crewmate

You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. You are an impostor twisted into a crude mockery of crewmatery. All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat. Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to identify impostors with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged. You will never be a winner. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being sus and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an impostor is drifting there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus.
April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS

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March 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Emoji Pasta

Everything points to Amogus

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป เถž ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ
March 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Classic

Trolling My Office With Among Us (Part 4, Finale 1)

When I went to work the next day, I immediately ran to the elevator. I already saw Chad running towards me but it was already closed when he got to the elevator. It was travelling to my boss' office. When I got up I ran at him and kicked him out the window."You are s u s ." I said as I watched him fall out. His body splat on the pavement and was ran over by multiple cars below. I caused a traffic jam.I went back into the elevator and went to floor 5. I ran down the hall in the naruto run, you know the funny naruto run from anime? And I got on the intercom or whatever that shit is called."All crewmembers of the ship, please report to the bottom floor for an emergency meeting." I naruto ran down the stairs to the bottom floor. I stood on the table in the middle of the office and stomped."I HAVE CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING! THE BOSS IS DEAD! THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM! WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO THE IMPOSTER IS! Everyone was yelling at me to stop. But I wasn't gonna stop until I killed everyone here as the imposter.
March 2021

Trolling with Among Us

Among Us / Amogus

Crewmate pickle

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโกพโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโขถโฃฆโฃ„โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโฃปโฃทโก„โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโก‡โ €โ €โฃพโฃŸโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ›โขทโฃ„โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃฟโ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โขนโก† โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โขปโก‡โก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฟโก…โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกŸโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃทโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃˆโก‡โ €โฃฟโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‹โ €โขธโกŸโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โขฐโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโก‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃธโกŸโ €โฃดโ –โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฟโ โ € โ €โ €โข โฃฟโ €โ ธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโกโ €โ € โ €โข€โฃพโ ƒโ €โ €โ ˆโข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฟโ โ €โ € โ €โฃธโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ชโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃงโ €โ €โ € โขฐโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโกพโ ‹โ €โ €โ € โฃผโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโ โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โก†โ €โฃฐโกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโก†โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ„โ โ €โฃฐโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โขธโฃงโขˆโก…โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ถโ ถโ ‹โข€โฃผโ Ÿโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ˆโขปโฃฆโ “โ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโฃพโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ™โ ฟโ ถโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃถโกถโ ฟโ ›โ ‰โ €
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

AMOGUS (youtube video) v3

โ €โ €โ €โ €- โฃ โ คโ –โ šโ ›โ ‰โ ›โ ’โ ’โ ฆโขค โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ žโ โ €โ €โ  โ ’โ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ณโก„ โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โข€โก„โ คโขคโฃคโฃคโก€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃนโก„ โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ™โฃ’โ šโ ›โ ‹โ โกˆโ “โ ดโขฟโกฟโ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ’โ คโข€โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโฃ–โฃ’โฃโ คโ ’โ ‹ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ ผโ €โ ˆโฃปโ ‹โ ‰โ  โ €โ €โ €โกดโ šโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ โขฆ โ €โ €โฃธโ ƒโ €โกดโ ‹โ ‰โ €โข„โฃ€โ คโขดโ „โ €โก‡ โ €โข€โกโ €โ €โ นโ ถโข€โก”โ ‰โ €โ €โฃผโ €โ €โก‡ โ €โฃผโ โ €โ ™โ ฆโฃ„โก€โฃ€โกคโ ถโฃ‰โฃโฃ€โ ˜ โข€โกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฝ โขธโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ ฆโขคโก„โ €โ €โกŸ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โกพโ €โ €โ €โกฟโ €โ €โฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€ โขธโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ “โขฆโก€โขฐโฃ‡โก€โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โฃ‰โ ‡ โ ˆโ “โ ’โ ’โ €โ โ šโ ƒโ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ 
December 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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