[Copypasta] An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin. Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
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HOLA๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป all you dirty little TACO๐ŸŒฎSLUTS๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคฃdo you know what day it is?!๐Ÿค” I smell immigrants๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒฎโค๏ธ๐ŸŒฏ Hide your KIDS๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ŸŒฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐Ÿ˜ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ชis coming to deport us all๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ŸŒฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐Ÿธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธis to PARTYYY๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐Ÿ˜ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โŒget any back you get NO ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸšซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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