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The focus of a champion
twitchquotes:
Sometimes I think the stream froze, but nope. Its just Michael Santana staring into the monitor and mouth breathing while remaining perfectly still. The focus of a champion.
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Absence of the "legendary" card back
twitchquotes:
( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ΰ²°ΰ³ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMidβ’ here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ΰ²°ΰ³ )
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