You are gay because you like men
I’m gay because I hate women
We are not the same
I used to be a real ad
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Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur
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Hi Kripp, this is Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C .... I came to warn you about the extinction of Herbivores and the 'never lucky' curse it bestows on us. Kripp, you must eat meat immediately! If you don't, a giant "MEAT-EOR" will crash into earth and extinct us all... again... Us Herbivores were wrong. WE WERE WRONG! 
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someone who shares my passion for drinking water
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Finally someone who shares my passion and enthusiasm for drinking water. I'm more of an alkaline person, I often like to drink from water bottles, Contigo brand specifically. I don't really like Reverse Osmosis, it kind of leaves a funny feeling in my mouth, but I'll drink it if needed. The only problem with Alkaline is that when you get a new filter the water is cloudy for a bit and the taste is off. My house has Two taps at the sink, one for alkaline, one for reverse osmosis.
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Don't you guys feel any embarrasment?
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Don't you guys feel any embarrasment? Spamming chat all day, using emotes for everything, 
this, that. You type the same copypasta, each one more absurd than the last one, over and over and over, like children. You people make me sick.
this, that. You type the same copypasta, each one more absurd than the last one, over and over and over, like children. You people make me sick.
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France always loses wars to England?
You’re right, France does always lose wars to England. Except: The Norman invasion 1066. The Anglo-French War 1213-1214. Anglo-French War 1294-1303. War of Saint-Sardos 1324. Hundred Years’ War 1337-1453. War of the league of Cambrai 1512-1514. Italian War of 1542-46. The Rough Wooing 1543-1550. Italian War of 1551-59. English expedition to France 1562-1563. The Anglo-French War 1627-1629. Second Anglo-Dutch War 1665-1667. The Nine Years’ War 1688-1697. The American Revolutionary War. War of the French Revolution 1793-1802. Anglo-Spanish War 1796-1808. War of the First Coalition. War of the Second Coalition. War of the Third Coalition. War of the Fourth Coalition. And the War of the Fifth Coalition.
But aside from all those England always beats France.
ResidentSleeper pyramid
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only real 
er can build this perfect pyramid . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! And my pyramid still higher!!!!!!
er can build this perfect pyramid . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! And my pyramid still higher!!!!!!
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