[Copypasta] I'm gay because...

You are gay because you like men I’m gay because I hate women We are not the same
April 2022
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Gotta hit up the bathroom V2

twitchquotes: "Give me a second guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom". He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a blank stare. As Dex yips, Kripp stands up out of his chair, saying "This game is ok." at a medium volume. Rania continues streaming, and Kripp walks past her on the way to the bathroom. After taking a few breaths, Kripp walks back to his desk, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
twitch chat
October 2018
Kripp

To a horse, the world is basically Candyland

Have you ever thought about how, to a horse, the world is basically Candyland? Like they're wandering down a trail and boom, there's just some thistles. And then to the left, a delicious tree. There's just food all over the ground everywhere. Horses seem pretty excited about it.
April 2022

My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high

twitchquotes: My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high. I've never actually taken an IQ test, mind you, but my educated guess is that, if I did, my score would be whatever is the highest possible. No doubt your IQ is lower than mine, but please don't feel stupid or insecure about this, it's not your fault. You're probably just born that way. And you know what? Thank your lucky stars and subpar genetic makeup that you don't have to bear the burden of brilliance like I have to. Being incredibly intelligent is a curse. This is not just one of the many astute observations I have every day, by the way, it is a fact recently confirmed by science.
twitch chat
January 2019

Leifman is awkward

twitchquotes: ļ¼·ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½Œļ½…ļ½‰ļ½†ļ½ļ½ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½ļ½Œļ½‹ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ļ½•ļ½ļ½‚ļ½Œļ½… ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‡ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ ļ½ļ½—ļ½‹ļ½—ļ½ļ½’ļ½„ļ¼Ž ļ¼¬ļ½…ļ½‰ļ½†ļ½ļ½ļ½Ž get rekt by ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… kripp ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ at ļ½ļ½Žļ½… ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½…ļ¼Ž all ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½•ļ½Žļ½ļ½ļ½„ ļ½Œļ½…ļ½‰ļ½†ļ½ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Ž
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Roses are red, I'm flexing today

twitchquotes: šŸ’Ŗ šŸ˜‚ roses are red šŸ’Ŗ šŸ˜‚ violets are blue šŸ’Ŗ šŸ˜‚ i'm flexing today šŸ’Ŗ šŸ˜‚ why aren't you?? šŸ’Ŗ šŸ˜‚
twitch chat
September 2017
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