[Copypasta] I'm gay because...

You are gay because you like men I’m gay because I hate women We are not the same
April 2022
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We here at NL_KRIPP welcome all TRUMP subs

twitchquotes: We here at NL_KRIPP welcome all TRUMP subs. This is a safe place for you all to congregate. You will not be harmed. You are all stellar examples of humanity and we want you here. Type trumpW, let your inner donger soar.
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Two beefy cholos

twitchquotes: tbBaconBiscuit Asked for two beefy cholos at taco bell, I'm so embarrassed, I thought it was a menu item, instead two chefs came out from the back and massaged my prostate tbBaconBiscuit
twitch chat
March 2016
Dyrus

When Tim Hortons... all becoming Canada

twitchquotes: ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ ļ½ˆļ½ļ½’ļ½”ļ½ļ½Žļ½“ļ¼Œ ļ½ļ½™ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½Žļ½„ć€€ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‡ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½Œļ½… ļ½‡ļ½Œļ½zļ½…ļ½„ļ¼Ž i dip ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½„ļ½ļ½•ļ½‡ļ½ˆļ½Žļ½•ļ½”ļ½…ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½ļ½“ć€€ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ć€€ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œć€€ļ½‰ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½…ć€€ļ½“ļ½…ļ½˜ć€€ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ˆļ½ļ½ƒļ½‹ļ½…ļ½™ļ¼Œ all ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Žļ½ļ½„ļ½ć€€ļ½…ļ½ˆ? ć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½’ļ½’ļ½™
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp

Young Sheldon is better than Rick and Morty

"Rick and Morty"? Only a plebeian worm such as yourself would engage in viewing broadcasts of such a sad and idiotic show. Unlike you low IQ apes, I please my optical sensors with only the finest of entertainment. I'll bet that you're inquiring as to what source of entertainment I am referring to. Although I don't expect you to comprehend it, the television show in question is "Young Sheldon". You see, the humor is vastly superior to that of "Rick and Morty". First of all "Rick and Morty" relies heavily on improvisional comedy, while the intellectual humor of "Young Sheldon" is scripted and well thought out before being presented to an audience. Second of all "Rick and Morty" is extremely unfaithful to its source material (Back to the Future, for you simpletons) while "Young Sheldon" is just as good if not better than watching "The Big Bang Theory". I could go on and on about how "Rick and Morty" is vastly inferior to "Young Sheldon" but I highly doubt that you have the mental capability to process such logic. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pour a glass of brandy whilst I redigest the latest episode of "Young Sheldon" so I can make an entry about it to the "Young Sheldon" wikia. Hopefully, I can forget about ever having the displeasure of interacting with you.*Sighs... How tedious.
December 2020

Rick and Morty

Kripp has contracted Casualitis

twitchquotes: The average length of Kripp's stream has decreased over the past 3 years from an average length of 11 hours to the current average of 5 hours. In 2 more years, Kripp will stream for 0 hours. What's the cause? Sources say Kripp has contracted a terminal illness - Casualitis. Soon he will join Katarrian in Heaven. BibleThump
twitch chat
November 2015
Kripp
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