[Copypasta] "When the Impostor is sus" but formal

When the person who pretends to be someone else in order to deceive others, especially for fraudulent gain is giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest, causing one to have the idea or impression that they are of questionable, dishonest, or dangerous character or condition.
March 2022

Among Us / Amogus

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Trolling My Office With Among Us (Part 7)

After we threw Liam out the window, I decided to call another emergency meeting. โ€œChad sus!1!1!!1 Heโ€™s the SUSSY VERY IMPOSTER!โ€ I said. They all asked why Chad was sus. I said it was because his name is Chad. They all agreed so we ejected him. I was naruto running around the office when Adam stopped me and said โ€œWhy are you running?โ€ OH MY FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE FUNNY UGANDAN MEME? SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS. I spit on Adam and I pulled down my pants and pissed on him. He ran away screaming and everybody looked at me. I pulled my pants up.โ€œ Adam sus. Heโ€™s screaming.โ€ Everyone nodded and we ejected Adam. My son came out of the elevator even though it was take your kid to work day and he was supposed to be on the bottom floor, not up here on the 3rd floor! So I said โ€œSon, what the fuck nugget wholesome keanu reeves are you doing here?โ€ He closed the elevator door and I think he went to the first floor. I tried pissing on the elevator door in hopes that it would malfunction it but I donโ€™t think it worked. That stupid little bastard. So I got in the elevator when it came back up and went to the first floor. I looked around but couldnโ€™t find him. I pulled one of the kids up by her shirt and said โ€œWHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD?โ€ She was screaming and I threw her away. I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnโ€™t find him. โ€œThis is not a fortnite minecraft roblox 100 wholesome keanu reeves chungus Amogus moment. Thatโ€™s pretty sus.โ€ All the coworkers were looking at me in terror. I went out back and searched in the dumpster to see if I could yet again try to find a weapon to kill all the people there. I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of.
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Trolling with Among Us

AMOUGUS SO SUSSY WUSSY

เถž AMOUGUS SO SUSSY WUSSY shut you fucking mouth its a dead game i cant even say the word sus without a person saying AMOUNGUS i cant even DESCRIBE how my life has changed from this because if i go on the internet SUS FUNNY OOH i swear next time i hear or see it i will shit on your mom
May 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Amogus 700 years in the future

Imagine, 700 years in the future, through some last vestige of the internet kept in an underground server, a notification miraculously appears on your device (which has been preserved in nuclear dust from the 5th world war). One night, an alien working a late shift at the museum of archeology notices the cracked screen suddenly light up, and upon it, one word arises from the battered code: Amogus. They do not know what this word means. They ponder it deeply. They scour the ancient tomes, desperate to understand its mystifying origin. It drives them mad. Is it a primeval cipher? The motto of a bygone civilization? A message from God? Night after night they study it by candlelight. They flip through pages in books so old, the slightest cough would turn the paper to a fine off-white powder. The answer is nowhere to be found. And then they are struck by a revelation: I was not meant to know this word. Its esoteric nature escapes my grasp for a reason. What if its meaning is too enlightening to bear? With this revelation comes anger. Spite. Despair. Why shouldn't I understand it?! What cosmic forces are there at play to keep me from such knowledge?! In a fit of desperate rage, they shatter your device against a wall and exclaim, arms raised to the heavens: "This is literally 1984!" Silence... Their pleas are unanswered. Sadly, in the end, their inability to unlock the word's meaning drives them to suicide. Its secrets are never known. So I ask you this: is it better to die having never understood the true mind-bending nature of Amogus, or to be driven mad by the little spaceman in his blood-red suit? If you knew enlightenment would render you incapable of living on this mortal earth without making daily references to a game of space mafia, would you accept it? With knowledge comes power, but also endless suffering. Choose wisely, and be wary when standing at the edge of that great abyss we call "the Truth," lest you fall too deep.
March 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Ben Shapiro plays Among Us

Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I get from reactor to medbay in that timespan, from which we saw each other, till you found yellow dead. Also if I were the impostor hypothetically speaking, how would I have finished all my tasks.
September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

Ben Shapiro

Red sus but with emojis (Among Us)

twitchquotes: Red ๐Ÿ”ด ๐Ÿ“› sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Red ๐Ÿ”ด ๐Ÿ”ด suuuus. I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘ said ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฆ red ๐Ÿ‘น ๐Ÿ”ด, sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ, hahahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ. Why ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” arent you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚? I ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ just made ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘ a reference ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™€ to the popular ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ video ๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ“น game ๐ŸŽฎ ๐ŸŽฎ "Among ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐ŸŽ› ๐Ÿ’ฐ Us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ"! How can you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ not laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ at it? Emergeny meeting ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿค! Guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘จ, this here guy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป doesnt laugh ๐Ÿคฃ โ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜… at my funny ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ƒ Among ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ Us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ memes ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ˜‚! Lets ๐Ÿ™† ๐Ÿ™† beat โœŠ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ‘Š him ๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿ‘จ to death ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฅโ“ ๐Ÿ’€! Dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ โ˜  body ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ’ƒ reported โ˜Ž ๐Ÿง! Skip ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ! Skip ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง! Vote ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ” blue ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’™! Blue ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’™ was not an impostor ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜ . Among ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ…ฐ us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ in a nutshell ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜  hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ˜‚. What?! Youre still ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ not laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ ass ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ…ฐ off ๐Ÿ“ด ๐Ÿ“ดโ˜ ? I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ made ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘ SEVERAL ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ funny ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ“ references ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ“– to Among ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ Us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and YOU ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ”ฅ STILL ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ™„ ARENT LAUGHING ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฆ??!!! Bruh โš  ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ya ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽผ ๐Ÿ™€ hear ๐Ÿ‘‚ ๐Ÿ‘‚ that? Wooooooosh ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ. Whats ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ woooosh ๐Ÿš ๐Ÿš? Oh ๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ™€, nothing โŒ ๐Ÿšซ. Just the sound ๐Ÿ‘‚ ๐Ÿ”Š of a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ flying โœˆ โœˆ over ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ” your ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ head ๐Ÿ’† ๐Ÿ’†. Whats ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿค” that? You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘‰ think ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿ’ญ im ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’˜ annoying ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ ? Kinda ๐Ÿ™… ๐Ÿ™… sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ, bro ๐Ÿ‘† ๐ŸŒˆโ˜บ๐Ÿ‘ฌ. Hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚! Anyway ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ”›, yea ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ’ฏ, gotta ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ go ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿƒ do tasks โœ” ๐Ÿ“‹. Hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚!
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December 2020

Among Us / Amogus

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