[Copypasta] Flareon is better than Vaporeon for human companionship

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
March 2022

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Pikachu

โ ธโฃทโฃฆโ คโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โฃคโ €โ €โ € โ €โ ™โฃฟโก„โ ˆโ ‘โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ ”โ Šโ ‰โฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฃโก€โ €โ €โ ‘โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ Šโ โ €โ €โฃฐโ Ÿโ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ขโฃ„โ €โกˆโ ’โ Šโ ‰โ โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‘โ šโ €โ €โฃ€โ ”โขŠโฃ โ คโ ’โ Šโ ‰โ €โกœ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฝโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฉโก”โ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โข โกคโข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โขคโฃ„โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ‡โ นโ ฟโ Ÿโ €โ €โ คโ €โ €โ ปโ ฟโ Ÿโ €โฃ‡โ €โ €โก€โ  โ „โ ’โ Šโ โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ €โ ฐโ คโ –โ ฆโ ดโ €โข€โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ ™โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฟโกฟโ ›โข„โ €โ €โ ฑโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ˆโ “โ ฆโ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โก โ ดโ Šโ นโกžโฃโ คโ ’โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โกŒโ ‰โ ‰โกคโ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโ ฟโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโ โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โขฐโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โข โ €โขฃโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขถโฃ—โ งโก€โขณโ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃ€โฃธโ €โ €โ €โข€โกœโ €โฃธโขคโฃถโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฆโฃˆโฃงโก€โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โข€โฃผโก€โฃจโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ “โ „โ คโ ˜โ ‰โ ™โ คโข€โ พโ ฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹
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February 2021

Pokemon

Pikachu

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€
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September 2016

Pokemon

Mimikyu

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโกคโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃพโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โขธโ ›โ ‰โขนโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก โ „โ  โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โก˜โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ –โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โขกโ „โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ žโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โขƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ —โ šโ ‰โ ‰โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โข€โก”โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃถโฃ„โ ฒโกŽโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ƒโ €โ €โข โฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ ˜โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โก†โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ‰โฃดโฃ†โขนโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃ‡โขฐโกงโฃ‰โก‰โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃฟโกทโข โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขปโ ˜โ ƒโ ˆโ ปโขฆโ žโ ‹โ ™โ บโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขกโ Ÿโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ณโข„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โขฒโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก†โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกžโ โ €โ €โฃพโ €โ €โฃถโ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฆโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ € โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โกฐโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ ˆโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ฐโฃฎโฃ‰โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโก‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ปโ ฅโ คโขคโฃถโข„โ €โข€โฃ โฃ„โ €โ €โข โฃถโฃคโฃ„โ ˆโ ‘โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ โ ˆโ ‹โ โ  โ โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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November 2020

Pokemon

Pikachu eyes

โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ–„โ–ˆ โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–„โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ™€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ™‚โ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ โ–ˆ โ™‚โ™€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆ โ™€โ™‚โ™€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ™‚โ™€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ™€โ™‚โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„
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September 2018

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Pikachu

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