MASTURBATION NOTICE
It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy
The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties
The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this
Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal
If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities
Thank you for your cooperation
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Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST
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โ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โBorn too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! โ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โ โ amazW โ krippW โ trumpW โ reynadW โ kolentoW โ bajW โ dewW โ emjaneW โ forsenW โ krippW โ loidW โ mitchW โ reckW โ sodaW โ taymooW โ PLEB TEST PASSED
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So as a joke, I fucked my friend in a Pekora cosplay
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Pekora's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep peko."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Pekora!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Pekora."
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Lol... what we have here, is called a "normie," per se. You see, the original meme, that you are referencing, mentions David, not Jason. It is quite a popular meme and the name is pretty hard to forget, so my down-vote is on you (double entendre hehe), buddy boy.
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japan is best country in the world!
grrrr jappan ๐ฏ๐ต is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!๐คฌ๐ก!!!๐น๐คฌ!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis cultureโฉ๐๐ better than amrican๐ฝ๐๐!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere ๐ผand sakura trees are so ๐ธ a e s t h e t i c ๐ธ UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinฤ!!! ~hmph baka -_- ๐ฎ