[Copypasta] Wife wants to leave me because of an NFT diamond ring

My wife loves new technology and is into cryptocurrency and so I thought it would be thoughtful to buy her a diamond ring as a NFT. I spent about 3 ETH which is like $12000 CAD. So when she got home from work I told her I had a surprise for her. I put a blindfold on my wife and guided her into our room where our computer is set up. Soon as she opened her eyes and saw what it was, she absolutely exploded with rage saying I was an asshole and was only thinking about myself. She then accused me of spending money on stupid thing and said sheโ€™s going to go find a boyfriend. I donโ€™t know what to do in this situation. I was only thinking about HER interests and how happy she would be to receive this new technology. Plus the price of her ring will only appreciate. Stupid real diamonds only depreciate. We have now signed up for NFT relationship counselling. I have been seeking relationship advice but everyone says to buy her NFT flowers or NFT chocolates. And when I did that, that was the last straw. Wife sent me divorce papers and I converted it into NFT. I know in the long run when all these NFTโ€™s moon. She will come crawling back.
February 2022
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/smpah0/wife_wants_to_leave_me/
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Bernie Sanders chicken nuggest

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
April 2018

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March 2021

KFC

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃ‹โฃญโฃฅโฃญโฃญโฃโก‰โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ปโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ  โ ถโ ›โ ปโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ „โข€โกดโขŠโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ „โ ™โกŸโ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŽโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ „โ „โก‡โ ฐโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโข‹โข‰โ โขฉโฃ โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขนโฃฟ โฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฐโ โฃ‘โฃฌโฃคโก€โฃพโฃฆโฃถโฃพโฃ–โฃผโฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฟ โกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ จโฃฟโ Ÿโ ฐโ ปโ ฟโฃฃโก™โ ฟโฃฟโ ‹โ „โข€โก€โฃ€โ „โฃ€โฃ€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โขธ โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โ „โ šโ ›โ ‰โ ญโฃ‰โขโฃฟโ „โข€โกฟโขพโฃ…โขธโก—โ ‚โขฟโฃ€โก€โขธ โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โขงโฃ„โ „โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโ Ÿโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธ โฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โก€โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโขโฃดโฃฟโขธโก„โ „โขฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ„โก€โฃผ โฃฟโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โกธโฃฟโ ’โ „โ ˆโ ›โ „โ โขนโกŸโฃพโก‡โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ โฃดโฃฆโ „โ „โขธโฃทโกนโฃงโฃ–โก”โ „โ ฑโฃฎโฃปโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ ธโ ฟโ ฟโ šโ ›โ โ ‚โ „โ ‰โ ‰โก…โขฐโก†โขฐโก„โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโ „โฃทโ ˜โฃงโฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „โฃ€โฃ€โฃนโฃฆโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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November 2018

Robinhood halts trading on President's Day

This is bullshit. Iโ€™m disgusted and Iโ€™m honestly on the verge of having a mental fucking breakdown. Robinhood has once again halted trading. But this time itโ€™s halted on all stocks. This fine Monday morning I wake up to find that all orders arenโ€™t going to be filled till tomorrow morning. My dadโ€™s wifeโ€™s girlfriend is a powerful lawyer in Boca Raton and Iโ€™m seriously considering retaining her services and filing a class action lawsuit against these citadel dick munchers. This has happened to me too many times. Iโ€™m low key spiraling into madness. Donate to me on onlyfans if you want to contribute towards the legal fees. Sheโ€™s giving me a pretty kickass discount, but she estimates itโ€™s still going to cost $150k. This happens to be the amount I lost on gme, but this is not relevant to the conversation here. Itโ€™s time to rise up and take down robinhood once and for all. Also, yeah my stepmom has a girlfriend. Itโ€™s 2021 you bigots.
February 2021

WallStreetBets

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