Bruh? Like sorry i don't smell like a mix of piss sweat and axe body spray Troy. I will gladly shower every night AND morning and use fruit and coconut smelled soap and deodorant. My good hygeine doesn't have anything to do with my professional competitive cock sucking
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So I鈥檓 an AMC shareholder
So I鈥檓 an AMC shareholder, which means I own some of the business. Because the stock kept getting halted today I decided to go to my local AMC and support the stock by buying some concessions. I went up to the stand and told the casher (his nametag said Melvin) that I was a shareholder and wanted to support the business. He looked excited and told me to close my eyes and hold out my hand for a surprise shareholder treat. I can鈥檛 believe it, but he just covered my hands in liquid butter! Now I鈥檓 typing this at home and cant get it off my hands, and my keyboard is all greasy typing this, What do I do?
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Gaming retirement home
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@Imaqtpie, I hear there is a gaming retirement home if you're looking for round the clock support. It's called TSM house 
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notices you have a bulge
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Rawr~nuzzles how are you daddy? pounces on you you鈥檙e so warm. owo? notices you have a bulge. someone鈥檚 happy! nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe. rubbies your bulgy wolgy you鈥檙e so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn鈥檛 stop growing uwu kisses you and lickies your neck. do you likie? im wagging my wittle baby tail all for your bulgy wolgy! come on daddy dont keep me waiting~
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Kripp, this is an intervention
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Kripp, this is an intervention. We are very worried about you. Ever since you started playing Hearthstone, you have been becoming more and more casual. We care about you very much, but we can't just sit back and watch you torture yourself. Perhaps religion may help, have you heard of your lord and savior, RNGesus?
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