Bruh? Like sorry i don't smell like a mix of piss sweat and axe body spray Troy. I will gladly shower every night AND morning and use fruit and coconut smelled soap and deodorant. My good hygeine doesn't have anything to do with my professional competitive cock sucking
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Hey Aura, thanks for telling me about Energizer batteries
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Hey Aura, thanks for telling me about Energizer batteries. Before Energizer I would be listening to my walkman and the battery would die and then I could hear my wife in the other room having sex with you. That would lead me to tears. Now using Energizer the battery doesn't die as quickly and I can listen to your VODs that I ripped without your permission on repeat and not notice her taking it hard. I don't need to rehydrate as often since I won't be crying. Thank you
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Aurateur
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I was watching you play Prismata yesterday and fell asleep
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Hey Kripp. I was watching you play Prismata yesterday and fell asleep. In my dream I was playing prismata and fell asleep. The same thing happened in my dream's dream. It was the worst nightmare ever and I woke up in a cold sweat. Please don't play prismata anymore I don't want to go through that again. Pls no copy pastrami.
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Kripp
HAND OVER THE MEMES
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MUST BE EU
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NO LOGIC DOESNT UNDERSTAND IMMIGRATION WATCHING NA GAME ON NA WEBSITE MUST BE EU
NO LOGIC DOESNT UNDERSTAND IMMIGRATION WATCHING NA GAME ON NA WEBSITE MUST BE EU
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