[Copypasta] Just got told i was gay becouse i smell nice???

Bruh? Like sorry i don't smell like a mix of piss sweat and axe body spray Troy. I will gladly shower every night AND morning and use fruit and coconut smelled soap and deodorant. My good hygeine doesn't have anything to do with my professional competitive cock sucking
February 2022
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Throwing you a dislike because

Throwing you a dislike πŸ‘Žbecause: ☝: Your comment wasn't epic ✌: It was not funny 🀌: not cute or wholesome πŸ–: I'll edit in another reason later Better luck next time. I'd rather watch 5 Mr Bean movies than read that sh$t again...... To my followers: hope y'all liking my new way of roasting redditors. I'm enjoying your feedback and take it to heart I love improving the site and making people better humans because of my replies to them. Beace out ✌
October 2021

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YOU CAME TO THE WRONG CIRCUS

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° Νœβ—― ( Ν‘Β° Νœβ—― ( Ν‘Β° Νœβ—― Ν‘Β°) YOU CAME TO THE WRONG CIRCUS ( Ν‘Β° Νœβ—― ( Ν‘Β° Νœβ—― ( Ν‘Β° Νœβ—― Ν‘Β°)
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June 2015
Forsen

Obama Not Bad

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July 2015

I saw 1.9293948382% of a girl's shoulders today

I saw 1.9293948382% of a girl's shoulders today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine caused my the impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my ΓΌbernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of New Jersey to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions.
August 2021

Donald Trump

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