[Copypasta] So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix.

So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behaviour. For example, if you eat it is likely that you swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would shut down. So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that because that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise). But this is not point why am I writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging shit again and I am not sure how to respond to that.
December 2021
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Meet the Engineer TF2

twitchquotes: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
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June 2019

Trollge / TrollDespair emote

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April 2021

NaM emote

ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ ā–‘ā–‘ā–ˆā–€ā–‘ā–‘ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–‘ā–€ā–ˆā–„ā–‘ ā–‘ā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–“ā–“ā–‘ā–ˆā–„ ā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–„ā–„ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–„ā–„ā–’ā–’ā–“ā–“ā–‘ā–ˆ ā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–“ā–“ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–€ā–’ā–„ā–„ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–€ā–’ā–„ā–„ā–’ā–“ā–„ā–‘ā–ˆ ā–ˆā–„ā–ˆā–ˆā–’ā–’ā–’ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–€ā–’ā–“ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–€ā–’ā–’ā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆ ā–‘ā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–“ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–ˆā–ˆā–‘ ā–‘ā–‘ā–ˆā–ˆā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–‘ā–‘ā–’ā–’ā–“ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–‘ā–’ā–’ā–ˆā–€ā–ˆ ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–“ā–„ā–‘ā–€ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–‘ā–’ā–“ā–‘ā–ˆ ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–“ā–’ā–‘ā–’ā–’ā–„ā–“ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–“ā–„ā–’ā–“ā–‘ā–ˆ ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–“ā–’ā–‘ā–’ā–’ā–€ā–€ā–€ā–€ā–€ā–€ā–€ā–€ā–’ā–’ā–“ā–‘ā–€ā–‘ ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–“ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–“ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–“ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–’ā–“ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘
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October 2018

420

twitchquotes: (Ģ…_Ģ…_Ģ…_Ģ…Š¼Ģ²Ģ…aĢ²Ģ…яĢ²Ģ…lĢ²Ģ…bĢ²Ģ…oĢ²Ģ…rĢ²Ģ…oĢ²Ģ…Ģ…_Ģ…_Ģ…Ģ…(ąø”ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‰ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡ą¹‡"
twitch chat
August 2014
EtrnlWait

Ban one American, get the whole McDonald's

twitchquotes: OpieOP ban OpieOP one OpieOP american OpieOP and OpieOP you OpieOP get OpieOP the OpieOP whole OpieOP mcdonalds OpieOP
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April 2017

MODS

Ban X Get The Whole Y

EU vs NA

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