So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behaviour. For example, if you eat it is likely that you swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would shut down.
So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that because that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise).
But this is not point why am I writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging shit again and I am not sure how to respond to that.
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AITA For banning my sister from my wedding since she won't follow the dress code?
Hello Reddit UWU my name is fox chan nya~ ๐ฆ and this September I'm getting married (wiggles tail in excitement) ๐๐๐ท๐บ
I'm getting married next week to my alpha horse wolf Shadow Senpai ๐ด๐บ๐ฅฐ. The dress code is animal themed but my sister won't do it. She's Vagen๐ณ and thinks it's bad (cries cutely while Mozart's Symphony No. 40 in G minor plays)๐ถ๐ผโซ๐ค
(eyes turn red like demon, but not like demon) I want to not invite her ๐ก๐ค๐คฌ๐
AITA?