[Copypasta] So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix.

So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behaviour. For example, if you eat it is likely that you swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would shut down. So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that because that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise). But this is not point why am I writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging shit again and I am not sure how to respond to that.
December 2021
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

Team Liquid / TL

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⒀⣀⣀⠀⠀⒰⣦⣀⣀⑀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣀⑀⠀⠹⣿⣿⑆⠀Ⓒ⣿⑿Ⓕ⣿⣿⣢⣦⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ β €β €β €β €β ˆβ »β£Ώβ£Ώβ£·β‘„β €β Ήβ£Ώβ£·β €β Έβ ‹β €β£°β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£·β €β €β € β €β €β €β£€β‘€β €β ˆβ »β’Ώβ£Ώβ£¦β‘€β ›β β €β €β €β ˆβ ™β’Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ €β €β € β €β €β €β£Ώβ£Ώβ£·β£¦β£„β‘€β ™β ‹β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’€β ˆβ’»β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ €β €β € β €β €β €β ‰β ™β ›β »β Ώβ Ÿβ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ “β ˆβ’Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ €β €β € β €β €β €β’ β£€β£€β£€β£€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β‘‡β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ’Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ €β €β € β €β €β €β Έβ Ώβ Ώβ ›β ƒβ €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£Ώβ£€β£€β €β €β €β €β ˆβ’Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ÿβ €β €β € β €β €β €β €β’€β£ β£€β‘†β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˜β’Ώβ£Ώβ£·β‘€β’„β‘ˆβ ’β£¨β£Ώβ‘‡β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β’Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ ƒβ €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˜β’Ώβ£·β£€β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β ˆβ β €β£€β‘„β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β Ήβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ ƒβ €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˜β’Ώβ‘·β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ Ώβ ›β β €β €β €β €β €
February 2019

Plebs press 1 if you guys want freedom

twitchquotes: Plebs press 1 if you guys want freedom.... oh wait EleGiggle
twitch chat
March 2016
Summt1g

plebs vs subs

you're so mean to chapanya

twitchquotes: you're so mean to chapanya, and it seems sometimes that it actually gets to him, like just then in COD he started being more quiet and not really responding to the team, why you suck an asshole qt.
twitch chat
December 2018
imaqtpie

Pinkie Pie

β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“ β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“ β–’β–’β–‘β–β–Œβ–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’ β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–’β–’β–’ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–’β–’β–’β–“ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–Œβ–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–Œβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–’β–’β–’β–“ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–Œβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–€β–€β–€β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–’β–’β–“β–“ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░▐▄░▓▓▓▓▓▓ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“
November 2014

Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth

twitchquotes: High in orbit, the Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth. They prepare to enslave the world and mine it for all its salt, but the scanners detect an abnormally high concentration inside a tiny shack in Greece. The invasion won't be necessary. "Lock onto him with the RNG disruptor," says the captain, greedily. "Soon we shall have all the salt we need."
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Classic

salty

Text-to-Speech Playing