[Copypasta] So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump

twitchquotes: So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump... which was pretty cool. I was wondering why he was in the "woman's hygeine" section of the store.... He caught on to what I was thinking and held up some tampons. "For my girlfriend", he said, giggling nervously. But he doesn't have a GF. I think they were for HIM!
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October 2014
Trump
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Donald Trump said to Trump

twitchquotes: Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, “did u Trump…Trump?” He replied “No Trump I didn’t Trump while playing Trumps…Trump”, Trump then said “sounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumps…Trump”, He replied “Hey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gaming…Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibbler…?” Kappa
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November 2014
Trump

Worry about a tree, miss the entire forest

twitchquotes: ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ And if you only worry about a tree, you'll miss the entire forest around it ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ-Sage Dong
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November 2014
Trump

Pleb

twitchquotes: “Pleb” is a shorthand for the English noun “plebeian,” an outdated term which originally referred to a commoner belonging to a lower socioeconomic class in ancient Rome. Online, the term has been often used as a pejorative label for someone who is considered unsophisticated or uncultured, or a person that can be compared as poor to the speaker.
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May 2015
Trump

Mom, twitch chat is not a documentary on Nazis!

twitchquotes: Ｍｙ ｍｏｍ ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｌｋｅｄ ｉｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｒｏｏｍ ａｎｄ ａｓｋｅｄ ｗｈｙ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｗａｔｃｈｉｎｇ ａ ｄｏｃｕｍｅｎｔａｒｙ ｏｎ Ｈｉｔｌｅｒｓ ｔｏｐ ｏｆｆｉｃｅｒｓ． Ｉ ｔｏｌｄ ｈｅｒ "Ｎｏ ｍｏｍ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｊｕｓｔ ｔｗｉｔｃｈ ｃｈａｔ ｍｏｄｓ" Ｓｈｅ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ｍｅ ａ Ｊｅｗ ｈａｔｅｒ ａｎｄ ｂｕｒｎｅｄ ａ Ｓｗａｓｔｉｋａ ｉｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｆｏｒｅｈｅａｄ．
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August 2014
Trump

NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED

twitchquotes: ATTENTION: The NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED in order to make room for the Gnomes Vs. Goblins expansion. We apologize for any dongers raised by this message.
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November 2014
Trump
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