[Copypasta] Ten reasons why you can't move to Scotland

Tin resins why ye canae move tae Sco'land. Win - We dinnae want ye here Tae - Yer nae hard enough Threh - Ye wouldnae like the wither (and ye wouldne ken hoo tae describ it - dreich, drookit, haar, etc) Fir - Yer a dafty who couldne git intae oor big skels and dinnae ken aboot the Sco'ish Enlightinment Fiv - Yer a big girruls blouse and cannae keep up wi oor drinkin Sex - Yed get snapped in hoff if ye played fitbaw wi us sivvun - Ye coodnae handle the patter It - Wae dinnae wint ye drivin up the hoos prices Nin - Yer pribly a jobbyjabber who likes it it in the backsie Tin - Oor wimmun boke at the sight of ye If somehoo ye dae mit the abuv requirmints then ye can enter but ye must promis to vote fi SNP, the ONLY party that trilly represents Sco'land. Fuck off hame any English cunts.
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WTF IS GIGALUL?

twitchquotes: We have the perfect seven letter emote for a mega-sized british man laughing at your inferior memes. However, we had to take it one step further with this perverted version of the MEGALUL emote and now my chat experience has been completed destroyed. All I wanted was a chat where I could MEGALUL at the LUL fags but now GIGALUL has destroyed the balance of emotes and chat will never be great again.
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Geepsy from Romania dreams to play Cardstone

twitchquotes: ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ผง๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ผฒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†๏ฝ… ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‹๏ฝ… ๏ผค๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ผฃ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ‰๏ฝ’๏ฝŒ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผก๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝš๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผท๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ผค๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ผ
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Can we stop bullying Doc???

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Keep spamming, while I succes at life

twitchquotes: Since my IQ is quite above the average, I will not be joining this spamming festival. I know you would not understand it, just like you dont understand why I have a girlfriend, good job, and big library. Keep spamming, while I succes at life.
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