Red is the color of blood and thatβs offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast
tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-helloβ¦ this is Dream πΎ (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zayπ₯ (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it π€ͺππ₯Έππ₯Έ
*switches back to Zayπ₯ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you π but you didnβt believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing π
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Raid Shadow Legends changed my life
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i used to play fortnite all nite. no sleep! but ever since obama told me to try raid shadow legends for free, i am addicted. this game is a game. it has graphics. it has characters. best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! two week ago i spend all my money becoming a raid shadow legend. now i live in a dumpster outside a mcdonalds with free wifi. at night i sneak into the mcdonalds just like my new racoon dad, stripey, taught me to do so that i can charge my phone. through the cracked screen i am still perpetually amazed at the graphics of this game... they look so real! thank you obama, you truly change my life!
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All Cops Are Sus (ACAS)
Instead of saying ACAB(all cops are bastar*ds) we should start saying ACAS(all cops are sus). Think about it, it's less offensive and it only shows that we think that a cop might be sus(suspicious) of something but not necesseraly guilty of it. It's the same thing in the popular game amogus with thinking that all red players are impostors really. This might sound stupid but hear me out. Statistically, every player regardless of their color has the same chance of being the impostor, yet, there is this social stigma that only red players are impostors. However, players of Amugus have developed this great system that will help them show their suspicion on someone without saying that they are the impostor(in case that they actually aren't). They say that someone is 'sus' so nobody gets their feelings hurt. We can apply this knowledge to the real world, right? If everyone can be an impostor in amongsus, regardless of their color, so can anyone be a bastard in real world, regardless of their task(job as some low inteligence individuals might call it).
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NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
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Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. βI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!β Rania consoles him, βItβs okay sweetheart. I love you.β Kripp responds in tears βI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donβt play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!β Rania wraps her arms around Krippβs neck, βItβs okay baby, itβll be different, when Artifact comes out!β Kripp lets out a scream, βNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENβS CARD GAME!β
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