[Copypasta] All intensive purposes

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like itโ€™s a peach of cake.
September 2021
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Infinite Cum

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. Itโ€™s been three minutes. You canโ€™t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. Itโ€™s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a birdโ€™s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the โ€œCummet.โ€ You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
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Tuck me

twitchquotes: อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€tuck me ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ
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Kripp

Trollge face v2

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ žโ ‰โข‰โ ฉโขโก™โ ›โ ‹โฃ‰โ ‰โ โข‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โ ฉโข‰โ ‰โ ›โ ฒโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โกดโ โ €โ ‚โก โ ‘โ €โ €โ €โ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ €โ €โ โ โขŠโ €โ „โ ˆโขฆโ €โ €โ € โ €โฃ โกพโ โ €โ €โ „โฃดโกชโ ฝโฃฟโก“โขฆโ €โ €โก€โ €โฃ โข–โฃปโฃฟโฃ’โฃฆโ €โก€โข€โฃˆโขฆโก€โ € โฃฐโ ‘โขฐโ ‹โขฉโก™โ ’โ ฆโ –โ ‹โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ €โ ˜โ ฆโ คโ ดโ ’โกŸโ ฒโกŒโ ›โฃ† โขนโกฐโกธโ ˆโขปโฃˆโ “โกฆโขคโฃ€โก€โขพโ ฉโ คโ €โ €โ คโ Œโกณโ โฃ’โฃ โฃคโ –โข‹โกŸโ ’โกโก„โกŸ โ €โ ™โข†โ €โ €โ ปโก™โกฟโขฆโฃ„โฃนโ ™โ ’โขฒโ ฆโ ดโก–โ ’โ šโฃโฃโฃคโฃพโขšโกโ โ €โฃจโ žโ € โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โ €โ ™โขงโก€โ ˆโกŸโ ›โ ทโกพโฃถโฃพโฃทโ พโ ›โขปโ ‰โข€โกฝโ ‹โ €โ €โฃฐโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โขคโก โข‚โ Œโก›โ ฆโ คโฃ„โฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€โฃธโฃ€โกคโ ผโ šโก‰โข„โ  โฃ โ žโ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โ ฎโฃ”โกโ ฆโ €โฃคโ คโ คโฃคโ „โ ฐโ Œโฃ‚โกฌโ –โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ’โ คโขคโฃ€โฃ€โกคโ ดโ ’โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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