[Copypasta] ass or tits?

On the question on the preference of either the buttocks or the breasts, the very nature is complex to answer for both of those body parts complement each other quite swimmingly, and even moreso when we bring the thighs into the situation. As such, it is difficult for I to answer for the buttocks and breasts - or the "ass" and "titties", as it were - are both equally attractive. Though if I was to give an answer, I would have to say that as much as I quite fancy the breasts, I will have to pick the buttocks and the thighs as my final answer. And if you will allow me to do so, I would also like to add feet as a heavy bonus.
August 2021
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Don't use that catheter on my bum bumarino

twitchquotes: Hello Gino "No Cappuccino" Pastarino here. I see you are using one of Reynad's copyrighted decks. You must pay...wait you are Reynadarino climbing ladderino? My badarino. Please forgivarino Lord Reynard. I give much love. Don't use that catheter on my bum bumarino like you did last time-arino. With no cappucino Love, Gino Pastarino
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Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles.

Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles. A slab is half a block. If you say "half-slab," you're literally saying "half half block," or in other words, "quarter-block." A slab is not a quarter of a block. It is a half of a block. There is no such thing as a quarter block.
August 2021

Minecraft

without throwing your cat across the room

twitchquotes: Hello this is Twitch staff. Unfortunately we have been notified that you have now reached 24 hours of stream time without throwing your cat across the room. As stated in our TOS, we require that all streamers must throw at least one pet a distance of 3 metres on camera in order to maintain the ability to stream. Failure to do so will result in your stream being disabled permanently. We will now unfortunately have to terminate your account. Thank you for your cooperation.
twitch chat
November 2019

I've won 69 rounds of Fortnite

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twitch chat
September 2018

Fortnite

Globglogabgalab

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ  โก„โข โ „โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฐโฃฟโขกโฃถโฃผโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ ™โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃ‡โข‹โ €โขปโกŸโ โ ปโฃ‡โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โฃŸโฃ›โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃฟโ ›โ ›โฃถโฃพโฃ โฃ…โฃ€โฃฝโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โก„โ €โฃฏโฃญโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃฆโข โฃฟโกŸโ €โ ˆโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃปโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โขถโฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ ˆโ โข€โกคโฃ„โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃบโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ €โก€โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขˆโก“โฃฆโ € โ €โ โ ‹โ ›โ ‰โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโก‰โ ‰โ ™โ ณโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โกโ โ ˆโ ‰โ โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‡โ €
September 2021
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