God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
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The message can only be posted 10 more times
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this message can only be posted 10 more times or else serious consequences will commence
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Kripp
Do they really feel like they are cool?
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I really wonder, when people spam the same thing as all the other people in the chat, do they really feel like they are cool? seems pretty damn stupid to me
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I hate Twitch Chat
I, a god-level CoD player, could join the military
Ok. Listen up bud. Youâre a kid, and youâre getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it werenât for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So donât get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, youâre going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign Iâm tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. Youâve been warned.
havenât done assassins in a while
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"alright, locket I guessâ 
âhavenât done assassins in a whileâ âguess Iâll pick up this akaliâ âoh look, 6 assassinsâ
âhavenât done assassins in a whileâ âguess Iâll pick up this akaliâ âoh look, 6 assassinsâ
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BALDING not MALDING
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Look at all of these non-intellectuals in chat. They struggle so hard to spell simple words such as "bald". They always type "mald" in chat instead. The pure stupidity in chat makes me lose hair in a way in which my hairline recedes aka "BALDING" not "MALDING".
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