[Copypasta] I think I'm addicted to settings

God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
August 2021
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Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt

twitchquotes: That Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt
twitch chat
May 2017

Hearthstone

Become one with the awkward

twitchquotes: ο»ΏοΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž οΌ²ο½…ο½™ο½Žο½ο½„ ο½„ο½ο½’ο½…οΌŒ ｍｙ ｐａｌｍ ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ ｇｏ ｔｏ ο½†ο½ο½ƒο½…οΌŽ οΌ© ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ο½ο½Žο½… ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ο½—ο½‹ο½—ο½ο½’ο½„οΌŒ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ƒο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½…οΌŽ οΌ°ο½Œο½“ ｎｏ ο½ƒο½ο½ο½™ο½ο½ο½“ο½”ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½οΌŽ
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

Hippo

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November 2014

Hank Hill

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August 2020

Mr I'm too dank to call or write my fans

twitchquotes: dear mr im too dank to call or write my fans. this is the last meme ill ever send your ass. its been 6 months and still no accept. i dont deserve it? i know you got my last two friend requests i wrote the memes on em perfect. i love you cutie, we culdve been together think about it
twitch chat
December 2014
imaqtpie
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