God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
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Burger King tweet thread: women belong in the kitchen tweet
Women belong in the kitchen. If they want to, of course. Yet only 20% of chefs are women. We're on a mission to change the gender ratio in the restaurant industry by empowering female employees with the opportunity to pursue a culinary career. #IWD - We are proud to be launching a new scholarship programme which will help female Burger King employees pursue their culinary dreams!
Dennis
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Kripp
This ELO IS UNFAIR
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THIS ELO IS UNFAIR! TIMTHEFATMAN IS IN THERE! LOSING EVERY GAME SESSION! GIVING HIS TEAM DEPRESSION!
THIS ELO IS UNFAIR! TIMTHEFATMAN IS IN THERE! LOSING EVERY GAME SESSION! GIVING HIS TEAM DEPRESSION!
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TimTheTatman
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Here in my garage
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Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”
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