I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.
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Amogus
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠟⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⢶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⡟⠀⣠⣶⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠳⣦⡀⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁⠀⢹⣿⣦⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣼⡇⠀⠀⠸⣷⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡏⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡄⣠
⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡇⠀
⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡶⠶⠿⠿⠿⠿⢷⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀
⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀
⣠⡿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀
⢻⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⡟⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀
⠈⠙⢷⣶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣾⠿⠛⠁⢀⣶⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡟⠀
⢷⣶⣤⣀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⡾⠃⠀
⠀⠈⠉⠛⠿⣶⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠻⢿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀
Among Us / Amogus
You can't be kicked from an Among Us game
Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google "Among Us rule 34"
Among Us / Amogus
PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS
McDonalds is trying to invade the world. I don't know if you'll believe me, but it's true. I have plenty of evidence. In the USA, a McDonalds opens every 14.5 hours. That is very much. I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. Once I saw two were next to each other! I went to Big Bear to have a nice winter, but a FUCKING MCDONALDS WAS THERE. I went to another country to stay there because I always wanted to go there. No McDonalds! but there was a new problem. AMONG US! PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS, I AM SUFFERING
Among Us / Amogus
Don't Sus With Me, Miss Nagatoro
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⡄⠀⣃⣠⣤⣬⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠆⠀⠀⠀⣠⣀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⡴⢄⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣦⣽⣼⣀⣜⣠⣿⣿⣴⡄⠀⣽⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⢰⠆⢢⣤⣼⣿⣿⣧⣶⣶⡖⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⣿⣯⣭⣭⠉⠉⠁⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⡀⢺⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣀⣀⡀⣰⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠈⠣⠴⡾⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⠿⠿⠛⠿⠿⢛⣿⣿⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣛⣫⣵⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⢠⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢰⣶⣿⣿⣟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢸⣿⣦⣝⠻⡿⣡⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢀⣤⣴⣶⣿⡹⣿⣿⣿⡟⣵⢰⡟⣴⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢀⣯⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣝⣩⣾⣿⢎⣤⣙⣴⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣷⣌⡿⠿⣛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⣡⡇⠐⠀⣿⣿⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢀⢻⣿⢏⡶⣿⣿⣿⣷⡍⢿⡷⢟⣫⣭⡛⣰⣿⠣⠁⣸⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⠀⡾⣸⣿⣎⢡⣿⢿⣿⡿⢛⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⣋⣭⣧⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⢀⣇⢿⢸⣿⡘⠏⢼⡟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣐⣻⣿⠋⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⣿⣿⣦⡘⣿⢸⣿⠌⣸⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣴⣿⣝⢿⣿⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣬⣛⠿⣷⡍⣾⣿⠀⣿⣿⠿⣫⣔⢿⣿⣿⣿⢘⣿⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢡⣬⣉⣛⠲⠶⠜⣛⣒⣤⣤⣛⣛⣿⣆⣉⡛⠉⣈⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣷⣶⠆⣤⣤⣤⡄⢠⣤⣤⣤⣄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⣿⣿⣿⡏⢸⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢠⢠⣿⣿⣿⠃⣺⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣦⡀⣭⣭⣭⣭⣤⣭⡍⠉⠀⠛⠛⠻⠿⠈⣥⣤⣤⠀⠀⠼⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣤⣝⠻⣿⣿⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⠛⠿⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢟⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣍⣛⣛⠛⠿⠿⢛⣋⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣬⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Among Us / Amogus
Jacked Impostor
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠯⠀⡖⠒⠒⠠⠤⣄⡀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣶⡆⣶⣶⣿⡏⣦⢁⣄⢿⣿⢰⣶⣶⡌⣿⡏⢰⣶⣦⡄⢠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⢳⣦⣽⣿⢱⣶⣶⡌⣿⡇⢰⣶⣶⠈⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⢸⣿⢸⣿⠸⠿⠿⢃⣿⡇⢸⣿⣇⠂⠈⠑⠒⠦⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⡇⠈⢩⣭⣼⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣟⣛⣃⣛⠛⣿⣅⣿⢸⣿⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡘⣛⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢀⣶⣸⣿⣿⣿⣜⣛⣛⣡⣿⣇⣸⣷⣍⡻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠁⠱⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣻⠟⢁⡇⠂⠀⠀⢻⣷⣤⣄⣀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⣠⢧⠀⢐⡀⠀⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⣟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⡍⠀⠈⣽⣿⣿⣿⠒⠛⠉⠀⢳⢼⡇⠀⣇⣈⡍⢉⣄⢼⣥⡀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠿⠿⠒⠋⠁⠀⠉⠉⠉⣿⣿⣿⡛⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⣤⣄⡠⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠉⠛⠃⠀⠀⠙⡀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⡟⣀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢽⠃⠀⠓⠄⣰⣿⡍⢿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣝⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⢼⠀⡄⠀⢀⣿⠿⡃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⣀⣀⣀⣴⠳⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠛⠻⡻⣄⠀⢸⡉⢻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣇⢸⡆⠇⠀⡞⠁⡕⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⡿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠈⣶⠉⠛⠛⠲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠘⢜⡢⠀⠛⢸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠸⠇⠀⡄⠀⠘⠅⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⠿⣿⣄⣠⣤⡄⠀⠐⠛⠛⣿⣟⠓⠀⠀⡀⣤⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡱⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠙⣄⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡻⠀⠀⢹⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡟⢡⢿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣶⣤⣤⡙⢿⣧⠐⠦⣬⣄⣀⡀⠠⠶⠒⠛⣿⠟⠁⠀⠰⢦⣿⠗⠃⣰⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡤⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡿⢿⣿⣿⡌⠏⣷⣤⣨⣿⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⣾⠃⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⣠⣼⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿
⣿⡏⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣞⠐⠈⠻⣿⣿⣤⣀⠤⠤⠤⢿⠿⠆⠠⠶⢶⣿⡟⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿
⣿⡇⣿⣯⠿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣯⣯⡀⠀⠸⣿⡍⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⠇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡿⣿
⣿⣧⣿⡿⡇⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡞⣷⡀⠀⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠄⠀⠀⣼⠟⠘⢰⣿
⣿⣿⣾⣷⠀⠀⠀⠱⣄⡈⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣦⡈⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⣼⠟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢐⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⣼⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠹⡇⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠈⣷⢻⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡟⠀⡏⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸⡼⠁⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣻⣷⣀⣀⣀⣃⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣃⣴⣎⣀⣙⣄⣻⣿⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣰⠄⣺⣁⣸⣇⣀⣰⣶⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣇⣀⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿