I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.
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Among Us / Amogus
GUYS IM MEETING AMOGUS!
GUYS IM MEETING AMOGUS!!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฎโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ IM SERIOUSLY NOT LYING!!! My mom is also the impostor and she says i can meet him as long as i sign papers saying i canโt expose who he is to other crewmates ๐ฑ๐ฑ This is so epic I will be updating and IM NOT LYING IF YOU THINK IM LYING THEN LEAVE ๐คฌ๐คฌ Should I ask to report my mom cause she is sus?
Among Us / Amogus
Among Us pick up lines
Thankful to have you as a crewmateโฆ but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
Hey, are you a vent? Because Iโm the imposter and Iโd love to come in you.
I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iโd love to do you first.
Hey, call me the MedBayโฆ because Iโd love to scan your body.
Figuring out the imposter is hardโฆ. but Iโve got something harder.
Iโm jealous of your hatโฆ Because it gets to be on you.
Hey are you busy later? Because Iโd love to explore your lower engine.
Hey, youโre done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
If youโre the imposter, Iโd love to be the ventโฆ That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
Damn, I wish you were a taskโฆ Because Iโd have no problem doing you and over and over.
Hey did you just kill me? Because Iโve got a big bone sticking out nowโฆ
Among Us / Amogus
Red sus. Red suuuus
Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
Among Us / Amogus
Classic
My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING
My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING ๐ฑ๐
Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff โบ๏ธ to my impostor body pillow, ๐ฑ but when I came, ๐ป I started floating, ๐ฑ and think I got teleported into the skeld. ๐ฎ I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.๐คค ๐ ๐ I immediately was transported back to earth, ๐ญ and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, ๐คช as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter ๐ช
โIM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTERโ
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me ๐คค but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. ๐๐๐โน๏ธ
She then said I was going to a magical place called the โmental asylumโ 
Iโm not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC ๐ฎ
Iโm not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC ๐ฎ