[Copypasta] Steve Yuen "You Are Gay"

Have you even been walking down the street with your best bro, and while you're walking you accidentally touch hands. You think to yourself, "that was weird, but, I'm not gay". You are. You are gay.
June 2021
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Monke

โ „โ „โ „โฃ โขดโขดโกดโฃคโขคโฃ„โ „โ „โข€โ „โฃ€โกคโฃดโฃบโกฝโฃฏโกทโฃฆโฃ„โ „โ „โ „ โ „โฃ”โขžโขโขโ ฝโกฝโฃฝโฃณโขฟโกฝโฃโฃ—โข—โขฏโขฏโฃ—โกฏโกฟโฃฝโขฝโฃทโฃŸโฃทโฃ„ โ „ โ „โก—โกŸโกผโฃธโฃโข‹โ Žโ ŽโขฏโขฏโกงโกซโฃŽโกฝโกนโ Šโขโ ™โ œโ ฝโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃณ โ „ โ „โข•โ •โ โฃโขฌโขฌโฃŒโ †โ …โขฏโกปโฃœโขทโ โ Œโกผโ ฒโ บโขฎโก†โก‰โขนโฃบโฃฝ โ „ โ „โ „โก€โขโ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ณโ โก‚โขŸโฃžโกโ „โกนโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃบโกโฃžโฃพ โ „ โ „โขฐโกณโกนโขฆโฃ€โฃ โก โ คโ „โกโขโฃพโฃณโฃโฃŒโ ณโ ฆโ คโ คโฃžโขผโขฝโฃปโกท โ „ โ „โขธโฃšโข†โข„โฃˆโ จโขŠโขโขŒโ žโฃžโฃžโก—โกŸโกพโฃโขฆโฃณโกณโฃฏโขฟโฃปโฃฝโฃŸ โ „ โ „โ ˜โกขโกซโข’โ ’โฃ˜โ ฐโฃจโขดโฃธโฃบโฃณโขฅโขทโฃณโฃฝโฃณโขฎโขโขฝโกฏโฃฟโฃบโกฝ โ „ โ „โ „โ โ ชโ คโข‘โข„โขฝโก™โขฝโฃบโขพโขฝโขฏโกŸโกฝโฃพโฃŽโกฟโฃฎโกณโฃนโฃณโฃ—โ ‡ โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โกธโกกโ ‘โ คโฃ โก‘โ ™โ โกฉโกดโฃฝโก—โฃ—โฃŸโฃทโฃซโขณโข•โก โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขˆโก‡โก‡โก†โกŒโก€โก‰โ ซโกฏโขฏโกซโกทโฃฝโฃบโฃ—โฃŸโกพโกผโกบ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โกฎโกŽโกŽโกŽโฃžโขฒโกนโกตโก•โฃ‡โกฟโฃฝโฃณโฃŸโฃพโฃณโกฏโ ‰ โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฏโกฃโกฃโกฃโกฃโกฃโฃ—โกฝโฃฝโฃณโขฏโขทโฃณโฃปโฃบโฃ—โก‡ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฐโก™โ บโขชโขชโกบโกตโฃฏโฃ—โกฏโกฟโฃฝโขฝโขพโฃณโ  โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ขโ „โฃ€โฃ€โข‰โ ŠโฃŠโฃ‰โกฌโกถโกปโฃโกž โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โข™โข‘โขนโฃ˜โ ฎโ ›โ ˆ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ โ ‘โ โ „โ „ monke
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