[Copypasta] I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking (Nolan Grayson)

I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Nolan Grayson. That perfect, shredded body. The perfectly trimmed mustache. The planet conquering skills of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and have me birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance for Nolan Grayson to get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Robert Kirkman create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
June 2021
From the show, Invincible
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I took Kaceytron on a date

twitchquotes: Once lived a maiden with unmatched beauty, flowing black hair, her name was Kaceytron. She took care of an orphan, just a young CatCam, i decided i would still go for it. Took her out on a date and we ended in bed, now this is the point where the story turns sad. I expected nice boobies but couldn't be wronger, the girl was a boy with a 20inch DONGER
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June 2014
Kaceytron

Concave head Wojak

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2018

Spamming is my passion

twitchquotes: Dแด‡แด€ส€ ษดแด€แดขษช แดแดแด…s: Yแดแดœ แดแด€ส สœแด€แด แด‡ ส™แด€ษดษดแด‡แด… แดแด‡ า“แดส€ 10 แดษชษดแดœแด›แด‡s, ส™แดœแด› sสœษชแด›แด˜แดsแด›ษชษดษข แดกษชสŸสŸ แด€สŸแดกแด€สs า“ษชษดแด… แด€ แดกแด€ส. I แดกษชสŸสŸ ส€แด€ษชsแด‡ แดส แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s. I แดกษชสŸสŸ สŸษชแด‡ แด€ส™แดแดœแด› สœแดแดก แด›แด แดแด€แด‹แด‡ า“แด€แด„แด‡s. I แดกษชสŸสŸ RIP ษชษด แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษดษช แด„แด€แด˜แด˜แดœแด„แด„ษชษดแด แด˜ษชsแด›แด€แด„สœษชแด. Sแด แด…แดษด'แด› แด‡แด แด‡ษด แดกแด€sแด›แด‡ สแดแดœส€ แด›ษชแดแด‡ ส™แด€ษดษดษชษดษข แดแด‡, ส™แด‡แด„แด€แดœsแด‡ sแด˜แด€แดแดษชษดษข ษชs แดส แด˜แด€ssษชแดษด, AND I WILL COME BACK! PสŸs ษดแด แด„แดแด˜ส ษดแด€แดขษชส€ษชษดแด แดแดแด…แด‡ส€ษชษดแด
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March 2014
Kripp

Kripp is MY MAN

twitchquotes: ๏ผค๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ผง๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ผง๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ‹ ๏ผข๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ผŒ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ผญ๏ผน ๏ผญ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ†๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ†๏ผŽ ๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝš ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ
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March 2014
Kripp

Salt mines are now Greece's #1 export

twitchquotes: Hello Mr. Kripp, on behalf of the entire Greek country, I would like to thank you for single handedly restoring our economy with your endless supplies of salt. Salt mines are now Greece's #1 export. Most excellent, all hail Kripperino!
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December 2014
Kripp
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