if you go to walmart at 3 AM naked, and scream "AMONG US SUS" 69 times, these mysterious figures known as "The Police" will knock you out, and you'll end up in a cell with a man nicknamed "BIG JOHN".
pretty scary, right?
What happened to this ad? :(
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The Coldest Place in the Universe May Actually Be a Sussy Baka
The Boomerang Nebula, located roughly 5,000 light-years away from our solar system, has a temperature of 1 Kelvin (-272 Ā°C or -460 Ā°F) making it the coldest natural place in the universe humanity has discovered. First found in 1995 by astronomers in Chile, we have since learned quite a bit about it. The Boomerang Nebula is a young planetary nebula which has reached such cold temperatures due to its unusually rapid expansion. However, recently, modern online enthusiasts have raised one question science has yet been unable to answer: is it sus?
The profound similarities between the Boomerang Nebula and the characters from the hit game Among Us have led many to believe that the Boomerang Nebula is, in fact, awfully sus, but science has yet to confirm, deny, or even respond to these questions.
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Among Us concerned father
Hello everyone, concerned father here. Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game āAmong Usā after playing it on his computer. While i didnāt mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'susā in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said ākickedā. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying heāll āejectā me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Dripā, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a ācrewmateā. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use āventā to get there. I donāt know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
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Among Us wikipedia entry comment (The Amogus Effect)
To: Talk:Among Us The heavy amount of shitposting which satires the videogame "Among Us" seems massive and relevant enough to me to have some sort of brief mention in this article. As there is a lot of satire about whether or not Among Us is "dead" or "overpopulated by 5 year olds". Of course, this section would maintain the formal and encyclopedic tone of Wikipedia articles, but things such as the "Among Us Effect" As seen here:1st or in the Lego Piece 26047 (Image of the aforementioned piece, which looks like the Crewmate in Among Us. This internet phenomenom is so big that you can literally post the Image of a trashcan without any context and many people will get the "Amogus" reference But take all of this with a bit of salt. My goal here is not to get the funnies, but to make wikipedia a better place, and I think this is a way to do it, but If you don't feel like this is the right way feel free to tell me.
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Among Us teaches us to punish minorities
Among Us (coloquially termed "amogus") teaches us to punish the minority and hate those who are different and unique as "impostors." Instead, I like the breath of fresh air this problem provides as a new perspective on deduction that is not "red is sus, red vented, etc." that has been dominating the jokes of my peers and the view of my feed. Yet, by trying to force this problem to conform to "amogus," you yourself are trying to crush originality and uniqueness. Among Us is a game ultimately convincing us to conform to menial labor as "tasks" and accept the deal of being just like the rest of the crewmates.
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Among Us pick up lines
Thankful to have you as a crewmateā¦ but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
Hey, are you a vent? Because Iām the imposter and Iād love to come in you.
I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iād love to do you first.
Hey, call me the MedBayā¦ because Iād love to scan your body.
Figuring out the imposter is hardā¦. but Iāve got something harder.
Iām jealous of your hatā¦ Because it gets to be on you.
Hey are you busy later? Because Iād love to explore your lower engine.
Hey, youāre done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
If youāre the imposter, Iād love to be the ventā¦ That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
Damn, I wish you were a taskā¦ Because Iād have no problem doing you and over and over.
Hey did you just kill me? Because Iāve got a big bone sticking out nowā¦