if you go to walmart at 3 AM naked, and scream "AMONG US SUS" 69 times, these mysterious figures known as "The Police" will knock you out, and you'll end up in a cell with a man nicknamed "BIG JOHN".
pretty scary, right?
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Among Us is ruining my fucking life
I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.
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Thankful to have you as a crewmate⦠but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
Hey, are you a vent? Because Iβm the imposter and Iβd love to come in you.
I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iβd love to do you first.
Hey, call me the MedBayβ¦ because Iβd love to scan your body.
Figuring out the imposter is hardβ¦. but Iβve got something harder.
Iβm jealous of your hatβ¦ Because it gets to be on you.
Hey are you busy later? Because Iβd love to explore your lower engine.
Hey, youβre done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
If youβre the imposter, Iβd love to be the ventβ¦ That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
Damn, I wish you were a taskβ¦ Because Iβd have no problem doing you and over and over.
Hey did you just kill me? Because Iβve got a big bone sticking out nowβ¦
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I have evidence. No u
purple: IT'S RED! I HAVE EVIDENCE!
red: Purple sus ngl.
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if you go to walmart at 3 AM naked, and scream "AMONG US SUS"
if you go to walmart at 3 AM naked, and scream "AMONG US SUS" 69 times, these mysterious figures known as "The Police" will knock you out, and you'll end up in a cell with a man nicknamed "BIG JOHN".
pretty scary, right?