[Copypasta] A scholar hates twitch chat

The myriad of idiosyncratic atrocities bestowed on this chat from these juvenile delinquents have caused a monstruous amount of turmoil and I cannot fathom this type of malignancy. These futile behaviors have abruptly penetrated the purity of my dear soul.
June 2021
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RNG in Cardstone is considered illegal gambling

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Wait Aurateur is actually bald?

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My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer

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