Hey teach I was wondering, what is a ratio. You see yesterday when I was on Twitter Dot Com I got HELLA ratio'd because I don't know how to spell whens day. I mean really why should I care about english like really its like americaneese and America is super racist they had slaves. Anyways teach back to what I was asking how the fuck do I get my twitter unsuspended.
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Grand Dragon Jebodiah Pasterino
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Hey Kripp, this is the Grand Dragon of the KKK, Jebodiah Pasterino. I see you're wearing one of our signature white hoods. We at the KKK do not associate with casuals such as yourself. Please remove the hood or we will take legal action.
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This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay
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๐๐๐๐จ ๐ฟ๐๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐๐ฟ ๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ฎโ๐จ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐๐ฎ. ๐๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ข๐ค๐ซ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ช๐จ ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ. ๐๐ค ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐จ๐จ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ก๐๐ฎ, ๐จ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ช ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐. ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ก๐๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ ๐ ๐ข๐ค๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ฉโฆ
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It's already priced in
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Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
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Only have pudding for lunch...
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ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟ'ฬฟ'\ฬตอฬฟฬฟ\ only have pudding for lunch, so I'm pudding myself in the ground ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟ'ฬฟ'\ฬตอฬฟฬฟ\
ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟ'ฬฟ'\ฬตอฬฟฬฟ\ only have pudding for lunch, so I'm pudding myself in the ground ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟ'ฬฟ'\ฬตอฬฟฬฟ\
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the unluckiest human ever
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BREAKING NEWS - scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's chess game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but I just keep lowrolling and going eif!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
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