Hey teach I was wondering, what is a ratio. You see yesterday when I was on Twitter Dot Com I got HELLA ratio'd because I don't know how to spell whens day. I mean really why should I care about english like really its like americaneese and America is super racist they had slaves. Anyways teach back to what I was asking how the fuck do I get my twitter unsuspended.
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In Japan, heart surgeon
Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
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roleplay with you as your online gf
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I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donât know me at all and i know itâs kinda weird. I just thought maybe itâd be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youâre straight. Iâm a boy thatâs why I was saying roleplay.. this isnât a troll. again, I know itâs really random and weird. Iâm sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
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Called my overweight female friend a heckin chonker today and now she wonât talk to me
My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didnât look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying âmaybe your just a heckin chonkerâ would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. I hope she realised that I was only being nice and that she is being irrational.
Hey Tyler, I heard youâre having problems with fatigue
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Hey Tyler, I heard youâre having problems with fatigue on your stream 2 days ago. This could be due to micronutrient deficiencies. Make sure youâre getting enough Zinc, Magnesium and Vitamin D. You can go to *** to check if youâre lacking nutrition. Also watch the sugar since it causes insulin spikes and subsequent drops which could cause your fatigue. (not shilling that website btw I just want you to reach your full potential) <3 <3 <3
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Kripp meets Gordon Ramsay
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Kripp meets Gordan Ramsay behind the kitchen, gently caressing his body, he mutters "hey say that word again, and say it like you mean it" "ORE-GAHHHNO" Ramsey softly whispers into kripps ear, as he gets chills throughout his body "oh you know i love it when you say that, now give me my daily dose of OMEEGA 3" as Ramsey inserts his sausage into kripps prepared packag
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