[Copypasta] How to win any Internet argument

Ok hillbilly person who supports genocide and pedophiles and war crimes and the Holocaust and the Rwandan genocide and 9/11 and incest and r**e and the Armenian genocide and Nazis and the Japanese interment camps and sterilizing immigrants and concentration camps and harvesting organs and mass shootings and human trafficking and totalitarian fascist regimes and Donald Trump saying "There were very fine people on both sides" and white supremacy and male supremacy and cis supremacy and hetero supremacy and the coronavirus pandemic and imperialism and bombing Syria and the drug war and the Crusades and the Holodomor and the January 6th capitol storm and slavery and World War 1 and World War 2 and diabetes and cancer and AIDS and Ebola and murder and rabies and police brutality and fatherless homes and motherless homes and segregation and Jim Crow laws and the Uyghur genocide and animal abuse and selling SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents and murdering babies and voter fraud and fascism and fatphobia and ableism and criminalizing homosexuality and bestiality and kids starving in the streets and saying slurs and cannibalism and banning everything in existence and wishing that all of life on Earth was extinct. Fuck you!
May 2021
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Kripp

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November 2014
Kripp

Gr8 b8 m8

twitchquotes: Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8, I hope you r8 8/8 .. m8.
twitch chat
October 2014

Classic

ligma memes from 2010

twitchquotes: Honestly why are these ligma memes from 2010 funny again? You kids have the most childish humor I've ever seen. And sneaky, just egging on the behavior, you should be ashamed of your stream. You kids need to grow up!
twitch chat
July 2018

Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt

twitchquotes: Mr. Kripp, I would like to personally thank you for saving my life. I lead a stressful life and have dangerously high blood sugar. Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt which has balanced my blood sugar levels, and according to the doctor I'm gonna do just fine now. Please remember that every time you get flamestriked, your saltiness cures another middle-aged man like myself of diabetes.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag

twitchquotes: īŧĻīŧ˛īŧ¯īŧ­ īŧ´īŧ¨īŧĨ īŧ§īŧ¨īŧĄīŧŗīŧ´īŧŦīŧš īŧĨīŧšīŧ˛īŧŠīŧĨ īŧŠ īŧŖīŧĄīŧŽ īŧŗīŧĨīŧĨ īŧ´īŧ¯ īŧ´īŧ¨īŧĨ īŧĨīŧŽīŧ¤īŧŗ īŧ¯īŧĻ īŧ´īŧ¨īŧĨ īŧˇīŧ¯īŧ˛īŧŦīŧ¤īŧŒ īŧĄīŧŽīŧ¤ īŧĻīŧ˛īŧ¯īŧ­ īŧ´īŧ¨īŧŠīŧŗ īŧļīŧĄīŧŽīŧ´īŧĄīŧ§īŧĨ īŧ°īŧ¯īŧŠīŧŽīŧ´ īŧŠ īŧ¤īŧĨīŧŖīŧŦīŧĄīŧ˛īŧĨ īŧˇīŧŠīŧ´īŧ¨ īŧĩīŧ´īŧ´īŧĨīŧ˛ īŧŖīŧĨīŧ˛īŧ´īŧĄīŧŠīŧŽīŧ´īŧš īŧ´īŧ¨īŧĄīŧ´ īŧ´īŧ¨īŧŠīŧŗ īŧ¯īŧŽīŧĨ īŧŠīŧŗ īŧŠīŧŽ īŧ´īŧ¨īŧĨ īŧĸīŧĄīŧ§īŧ
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January 2015
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