[Copypasta] How to win any Internet argument

Ok hillbilly person who supports genocide and pedophiles and war crimes and the Holocaust and the Rwandan genocide and 9/11 and incest and r**e and the Armenian genocide and Nazis and the Japanese interment camps and sterilizing immigrants and concentration camps and harvesting organs and mass shootings and human trafficking and totalitarian fascist regimes and Donald Trump saying "There were very fine people on both sides" and white supremacy and male supremacy and cis supremacy and hetero supremacy and the coronavirus pandemic and imperialism and bombing Syria and the drug war and the Crusades and the Holodomor and the January 6th capitol storm and slavery and World War 1 and World War 2 and diabetes and cancer and AIDS and Ebola and murder and rabies and police brutality and fatherless homes and motherless homes and segregation and Jim Crow laws and the Uyghur genocide and animal abuse and selling SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents and murdering babies and voter fraud and fascism and fatphobia and ableism and criminalizing homosexuality and bestiality and kids starving in the streets and saying slurs and cannibalism and banning everything in existence and wishing that all of life on Earth was extinct. Fuck you!
May 2021
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Sheldon says BAZINGA

"I've never been a fan of Internet Explorer" Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline. "Why not? Don't you like the internet?" The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Sheldon prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen. "I just prefer Firefox because, like the fox, I am cunning and nimble." The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Sheldon's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the CBS studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of Leonard and Penny, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Sheldon stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Sheldon closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at Leonard, then at Penny, both lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction... "BAZINGA" In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Sheldon cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. Peace at last.
April 2021

Nigerian Prince Haseem

twitchquotes: Hi I am Nigerian Prince Haseem, i have 200 million dollars but cannot see, if you would do my runes i would share all my riches with you. Just email me your rune page and password
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Dyrus

it's okay take monday off

twitchquotes: It's ok [insert streamer name], take off monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september, october, november, december. 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2023, 21st century, 22nd century, 23rd century off. you work too hard. :)
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DickButt

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August 2015

Private photoshoot only for me

twitchquotes: แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›ส€แดœแดแด˜. แด…แดœส€ษชษดษข แด€ ส™ส€แดแด€แด…แด„แด€sแด› ษช แด€แด„แด„ษชแด…แด‡ษดแด›แด€สŸสŸส sสœแดแดกแด‡แด… แดส แด…แด‡sแด‹แด›แดแด˜ แด€ษดแด… แด€ า“ษชสŸแด‡ ษดแด€แดแด‡s "สœแด€า“แดœษดแดœแด…แด‡s..." ษช'แด แด…ษชsษขแดœsแด›แด‡แด… ส™ส แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แด€ssแดœแดษชษดษข แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ สœแด€า“แดœ ษดแดœแด…แด‡s. แด›สœษชs ษชs แด€แด„แด›แดœแด€สŸสŸส สœแด€า“แดœษดแดœแด…แด‡sGONEWILD, แด›สœแด‡ แด›แด‡ษด แด›ษชแดแด‡s แดแดส€แด‡ sแด˜ษชแด„ส แด แด‡ส€sษชแดษด, แด€ แด˜ส€ษชแด แด€แด›แด‡ แด˜สœแดแด›แดsสœแดแดแด› แดษดสŸส า“แดส€ แดแด‡. ษขแด‡แด› สแดแดœส€ า“แด€แด„แด›s ส€ษชษขสœแด›.
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