[Copypasta] Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
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May 2021
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November 2016

You have to have a very high IQ to understand Bitcoin

sigh To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bitcoin. Its future applications are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of computing and economics most of its possible functions will go over a typical investorโ€™s head. Thereโ€™s also Sitoshisโ€™s free market outlook, which is deftly woven into his creation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Robert Malthus, for instance. The shills understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realise that it is not just speculation - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bitcoin truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnโ€™t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in Satoshiโ€™s brilliant programming method - the โ€œBlockchain,โ€ which itself is a cryptic reference to Haber and Stornetta's Merkle trees. Iโ€™m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as our lord and savior's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ๐Ÿ˜‚ And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bitcoin tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Itโ€™s for the ladiesโ€™ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyโ€™re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ๐Ÿ˜Ž
September 2021

Cryptocurrency

Bitcoin

Please put an NSFW tag on this

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like โ€œwhat the fuckโ€ and โ€œcall the policeโ€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
December 2021

Reddit

PJSalt

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ‹โฃกโฃฝโกณโก„โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โขฟโฃทโฃดโฃฟโฃทโกนโฃฟโฃฟโฃžโฃ†โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ดโฃพโฃฟโกฟโข‹โฃ‰โฃฟโฃฟโ ปโฃฟโฃทโกˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก˜โฃฟโฃฟโกžโก„ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโกŸโ ณโฃฎโขปโฃงโก˜โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโกธโ โขฟโฃฟโกŒโ Ÿโฃ‰โฃฌโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ ‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ ˆโ ทโกนโฃฟโฃถโก„โ นโฃงโ ฐโฃฆโฃนโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโก‡โก€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโกนโฃฟโ ‹โฃฐโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ šโขกโ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก€โฃฝโฃฆโ €โ €โขฑโขนโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ‹โขนโฃปโกฝโ ฟโ ›โข‰โ  โ ”โ Šโ โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโกˆโ ‡โ กโ €โ €โก†โฃฟโฃŸโฃ โ ดโ šโ ‰โฃ€โ คโ ’โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ คโก€โ €โ ‘โฃŒโ ‚โ €โข€โฃ‡โ ‡โ ‰โฃ€โ คโ ’โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ  โ Šโ โ €โ ˆโ ฐโข„โ ˆโ ™โ ฟโ ปโ žโ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โข โฃŠโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ —โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ‰โ ’โ โ ’โ ’โ ’โ šโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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September 2020

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This chat is now under the sole proprietorship of Sebastian "Forsen" Fors

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