[Copypasta] Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
twitch chat
May 2021
I used to be a real ad
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I sexually Identify as McCree

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as McCree. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking slowly on the battlefield announcing it's mid day. People say that being a McCree is Impossible but I donโ€™t care, Iโ€™m beautiful. Iโ€™m having a plastic surgeon install a cowboyhat, revolver and High Noon memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Jesse McCree" and respect my right to announce it's mid day. If you canโ€™t accept me youโ€™re a HighNoonaphope and need to check your gunslinger privileges.
twitch chat
February 2017

Overwatch

I sexually Identify as

New positive chat with kripp'

twitchquotes: ใƒฝ(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)๏พ‰ โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's deck is well chosen!โ€ โ˜‘ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" โ˜‘ โ€œHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!โ€ โ˜‘ "He drafted well, played well!" โ˜‘ โ€œI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!โ€ ใƒฝ(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)๏พ‰
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN!

twitchquotes: โงนโ•ฒโŽโงน PunOko โŽ โ•ฑโงธโŽ  Squid1 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN! โงนโ•ฒโŽโงน PunOko โŽ โ•ฑโงธโŽ 
twitch chat
July 2017

Weebs

Classic

Oh god I want xqc so bad

twitchquotes: Oh god I want xqc so bad ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฆ he's so smart ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ“š and cute ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ™ˆ I would take him to my apartment and kiss him ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ˜˜ lick him ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜› and finger him ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘Œ I would fuck him ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐Ÿคฐ ๐Ÿ‘ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ŸŽฎ โŒจ๏ธ xd
twitch chat
April 2019
xQcOW

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Rice farmer in Polynesia

twitchquotes: Hello my name is muambashu and i am a rice farmer in polynesia. I made my computer out of rubber from gum trees and banana leaves. Please help me defeat corporations by following in my footsteps and not understanding money. Please no copy pasterino
twitch chat
May 2015
Reynad
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