As far as we know the PAW Patrol has the capabilities of international travel and possible covert operation capabilities. However, the PAW Patrol failed to assist in any way during the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1979, which is unacceptable seeing as the US diplomats were hostages from November 4, 1979, to January 20, 1981. Could it be that the PAW Patrol is run by Islamic extremist that utilize PAW Patrol to increase positive images of the extremist, while also taking money from the UN? Or that the PAW Patrol is US run, and was told by the CIA to not intervene with the hostage crisis? If it is the former, why so? Could the Iran Hostage Crisis be a hoax, used to crack down on Iran for bringing down the monarchy that was ruling Iran, made possible by a coup from the US and UK?
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Guys please be careful before posting
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Guys please be careful before posting, I see some messages posted multiple times by mistake this is actually very annoying and cringe, read chat first to make sure your message wasn't already posted 
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Lazy SCP writers be like
Scp-ββββ is a ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ foundation staff ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ D-3819 ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ among us ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ genitals were obliterated ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Dennis in a time machine
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The year is 1945. βDennis,β Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. βGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.β A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked βTop Deck.β Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. βWe will see who says "Salt" now,β he saysβ¦.
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Kripp
yang gang for life
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If my girl π© and yang π€ both drowning π± and I can only save one π’ catch me with my 1000 extra a month π€π€ because it's yang gang for life π€πππ
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You arenβt like the other girls. You're built different
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